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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Shoot from the Foop (S02E02)

"Raffle tickets go in the box."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sharp objects go back in your car."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Announcer: Enter now to win lunch hosted by birdcat"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Plus the jks inspira-mirror."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Please make your way to the conestoga room"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For the jks kickoff speech. [ techno dance music playing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"This is great. And I never say that. No."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Great would've been if you'd cleared this with me"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Before slapping my name on a random event to make money."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Random event? It's the jks leadership conference"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Product line roll out."
Birdgirl (2021)
"With kerri strug. Who doesn't do random events."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wow, this stuff is almost perfectly..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Packaged? Retrograde. Who wrote this?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Guiltish. I've got your voice down pat."
Birdgirl (2021)
""oh my god, who wrote this?""
Birdgirl (2021)
"She said with a hint of disdain."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ music continues ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jude, I know technically we didn't ask your permission"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But only because we didn't have time"
Birdgirl (2021)
"To pretend you have any control over your life."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cheers and applause ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I feel like I'm being used."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And surprise! I don't like feeling used."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You are being used, but you're still in control."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Look, there's a huge market out there"
Birdgirl (2021)
"For feel-good inspirational crap"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And your demo, single working women ages 32 to 40"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With imaginary gluten allergies,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Are open for business."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I guess. Now get out there"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And do exactly as you're told --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But as yourself."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The way I'm telling you to be."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Flying is just walking with sparkle."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You taught me that."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Blame him."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So when people say, "judy, what's your secret,""
Birdgirl (2021)
"I say: My jks power planner with color-coded affirmation inserts."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cheers and applause ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nailed it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, is today the day you...?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ sighs ] this isn't the real me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, god, no, that's her riffing face."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The real me doesn't talk like this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The real me says I am who I am"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Even if that me isn't who you or even I want me to be!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Exactly!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Meredith: Not now, kerri strug."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And this? This was written for me!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The real me shoots from the hip and..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Trusts. Her."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gut! [ woman screams, audience gasps, glass shatters ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ audience muttering ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ding!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ fire alarm beeping, audience screaming ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'll take my 100 in cash."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ rapping ] ♪ who's the girl that saves the world? ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ rapping ] ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ imitating fanfare ] birdgirl!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Now, that was great."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You just had to do it, didn't you?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Just had to whip out your dick."
Birdgirl (2021)
"-Fupa. -Fupa?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The thing you just flicked with your finger and went "ding!""
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's with the fire alarm?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It soaked my swag stand!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy flashed her foop."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jesus christ."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can't you keep it in your pants for 24 hours?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm sorry. We've all seen your pinkie pokin' out to say howdy!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's involuntary!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can you sign our fupas?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'd be delighted! Somebody loved it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Charley: Judy, these are the judettes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They're super fans. There are three of them."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They paid a lot of scroogie for full access."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cellphone ringing and buzzing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I-I gotta take this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That is the last time you abuse my muse!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Was it really that bad?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"As your best friend,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I know I should lie to make you feel better."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Aaannnd I guess that's the end of that sentence, huh?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nice one, gut. Ding!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Last time I trust you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
""find your power. Find your self.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hmph. Maybe I could see"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What this "working out" fuss is about."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Giiiilllian! Can you come install this?"
Birdgirl (2021)
""only you can do the work!""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uch! Fine."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hi, I'm gazela, your personal power guide."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gasps ] so pretttty!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's time to let go of the old you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"No. I'm scared."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's okay. We'll do it together."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'll start tomorrow."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Say hello to your future."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ beep, up-tempo music plays ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No. No, no, no, no! I'm not ready for music!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Go back!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wax judy: You can't max your potential"
Birdgirl (2021)
"If you're yawning."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Try the jks sleep assistant."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Nice save with wax judy. Where was it anyway?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"My passenger seat. I use it for the hov lane."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, please, no duck lips!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or fish gapes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Meredith. Uh, you got a car, right?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With an empty passenger seat!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mnh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Can you, uh, run me across town?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"My isuzu's at the shop."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh-huh. Just, uh, take mine."
Birdgirl (2021)
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