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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - Shoot from the Foop (S02E02)

"Actually, uh, could you come with me?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I need someone with your temperament for an..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Emotional situation."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Like an emotional support animal?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, more like a niece. Uh..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Not a niece because I hate my actual one."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Didn't you pinch my ass at the harassment workshop"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Like nine times?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I was roleplaying!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But, uh, I'm off the sauce now and -- and struggling."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ughhh. Okay. I'll take you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But no talking. Music or podcast only."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah, yeah! I'll grab my boombox."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Say your name, and I'll tailor fitness experiences"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Based on your mood and vitals."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy. [deep voice] judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy. [squeaky voice] judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy. [deep voice] judy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Juddddddy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[distorted voice] juddddddy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jeeeuuuuuudddyyyyyy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Jeeeuuuuuudddyyyyyy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who am I?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm detecting high variations in your heart rate."
Birdgirl (2021)
"What's bothering you, judy?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I feel like my employees are whoring me out"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And I don't have the courage to tell them no."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Great! Let's get to work!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Breathe in."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ inhales deeply ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ whirring ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cat purring ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You can exhale. [ exhales sharply ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And let go of that feeling of "I'm not good enough.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's still there!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Let's sculpt some thighs!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I overcome. I prevail."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I strive. I win."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm not. I can't. I won't. I don't."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Just say no."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh...Why?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's my catchphrase!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, why?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gulping ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ah."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Give it to me straight, dr. Andy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ belches ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Well...It is a tumor."
Birdgirl (2021)
"There's no way of telling yet whether it's malignant."
Birdgirl (2021)
"We'll know more after the biopsy."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Why?! Why?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm sorry."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I got you so you'd outlive me!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Why, god?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Why are you doing this to danny zuko?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ belches ] ugh..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You are a dangerous goddess"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who isn't afraid of her own power!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I am a dangerous goddess"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who will have, at some point, thighs!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You are sexy, hot, and smart as hell!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunts ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're gonna need another ceiling bracket, hank."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cellphone rings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm sexy as hell!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[whispering] you're late for your meet-and-greet."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I need to focus on the me right now."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Screw those groupies!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh, she's still tied up."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yeah, excuse me. Do I have time to use the restroom?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"No."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gasps ] you're gillian, aren't you?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Like, the gillian."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You've heard of me?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Any true judette would die to meet you --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"The keeper of judy's secrets!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ chuckles ] I'm no hero, girls."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Just doing my job like any other working stiff."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But, yeah, I know some stuff."
Birdgirl (2021)
"May I ask -- is judy really a black belt?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I heard she had a photographic memory."
Birdgirl (2021)
"That's a dirty-ass lie perpetuated by our enemies!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Say, if someone were to want a hank of hair, judy's hair,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where would they go to get that?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ladies, in time, all your questions will be answered."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But first, who wants to hear judy's lunch orders?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Really?! Oh, my god."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Monday -- tuna melt, fruit cup."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Tuesday -- enchiladas suizas, no beans."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Beans tear her ass up!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ a long, long time ago ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Danny loves this song. Especially the 47th verse."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Takes me back to when we met."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Danny belonged to my drinking buddy, lotto,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"So named because he, uh, won the lotto once."
Birdgirl (2021)
"By the time I met him, he'd pissed it all away"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And was hustling nickels at the swap meet"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With danny on the soft shoe."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Not a bad act, and they were doing okay"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Until one day don mclean's people showed up"
Birdgirl (2021)
"With a cease-and-desist."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They tried to find something else --"
Birdgirl (2021)
""edmund fitzgerald," "alice's restaurant" --"
Birdgirl (2021)
"But they'd built their entire act around that goddamn song."
Birdgirl (2021)
"In the end, lotto couldn't take it."
Birdgirl (2021)
"He died of heartbreak."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or he would've if the bear attack hadn't got him first."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Since then, danny and I have been our own act."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Right, boy? [ danny grunts ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Aaaaaaaaah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Man on radio: Today on "planet money,""
Birdgirl (2021)
"We're talking all about index funds."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You think there's a heaven?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"After today? No."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They were invent-- [ click ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ somber piano music playing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ click ] true story. When he inv--"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ rapid clicking, channels changing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ah [bleep] it. Might as well kill myself."
Birdgirl (2021)
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