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Clips from Fawlty Towers - A Touch of Class (S01E01)

"Is there nobody who can answer that?"
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"There must be someone."
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"Not you."
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"I'll never get it up."
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"I'll cancel my holiday, do it then."
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"Hello, Fawlty Towers?"
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"Hello, Fawlty Towers."
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"Oh, hello, Brenda."
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"Basil, it's 6:00."
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"Ah, Polly... did you cash it?"
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"- Yes, Mr. Fawlty? - Good, good."
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"- Could I have a word with you? - What?"
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"- Could I speak to you for just a minute? - Not now, polly!"
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"- It's very important. - Later! Later!"
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"- Basil! - I'm just going, dear."
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"Thank you, thank you so much, Polly."
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"Ah, good evening, Major."
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"Evening, Fawlty."
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"The usual?"
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"Oh, why not? Indeed, yes."
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"Why not? I've just been watching"
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"one of those nature films on television."
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"Oh, yes?"
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"Did you know the female gibbon"
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"gestates for seven months?"
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"Seven months?"
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"Well I never... Here you are, Major."
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"Seven... my word."
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"Ah, Good Evening, Mr. Wareing."
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"A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please."
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"Certainly."
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"Is there any part of the room"
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"you'd like us to keep away from?"
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"What?"
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"We'll be over there, then."
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"Seven! Well, well..."
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"Evening, Fawlty."
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"Ah, Good Evening, Lord Melbury."
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"- Anywhere? - Yes, anywhere, anywhere."
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"Lord Melbury, may I offer you a little apertif as our guest?"
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"That's very kind of you. Dry sherry, if you please."
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"What else?"
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"Such... Oh, I don't know what."
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"Je ne sais quoi?"
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"Exactly! Exactly!"
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"Ah, there you are, Sybil."
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"Good evening, Major."
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"Evening, Mrs. Fawlty."
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"- There you are, your Lordship. - Ah, thank you very much."
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"I see my little collection of"
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"coins tickles your interest."
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"What? Oh, yes, yes."
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"All British Empire of course."
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"Used to be quite a hobby of mine."
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"Little investment too."
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"Quite. Talking about, um,"
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"- did you manage to... - Oh yes."
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"- There you are, your Lordship. - Oh, Thank you, yes."
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"Yes, you know, these sorts of things,"
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"their value's soared this last couple of years."
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"Have they really?"
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"Oh, yes. You take my advice."
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"Get them revalued,"
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"and insure them for the full amount."
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"Yes, yes, I will."
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"You can't take any risks nowadays, I'm afraid."
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"- No, no, quite. - Well, I must be off."
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"Thank you very much, your Lordship."
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"Basil!"
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"Yes, yes, I was just talking to Lord Melbury, dear."
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"A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please!"
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"I do apologize, I was just talking to Lord..."
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"Fawlty!"
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"I was thinking..."
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"You see, I am having dinner tonight"
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"with the duke of Buckleigh, do you know him?"
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"Not personally, no."
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"He's a great expert,"
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"you know, Sotheby's and all that."
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"Is he?"
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"Now if you like, I could take them with me,"
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"ask him to have a quick look at them,"
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"and find their current value."
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"- Would you really? - Yes, yes, certainly."
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"Well, I'll be off in a few moments."
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"- Well, that's really so... - Basil!"
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"I'm talking to Lord Melbury!"
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"A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please!"
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"All right! All right!"
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"Oh, Mr. Fawlty..."
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"Was that Lord Melbury? Has he gone?"
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"I rang, Mr. Fawlty, I must speak with you."
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"- Can't you see I'm busy? - It's very important."
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"- Can we talk in there? - I can't."
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"- Basil! - It's very important!"
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"I'm dealing with something important out here, Sybil."
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"Yes? Yes, right, well, yes, yes, what is it?"
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"- It's about Lord Melbury. - Yes?"
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"He's not Lord Melbury,"
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"he's a confidence trickster."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Mr. Brown told me."
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"Oh!"
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"Mr. Brown's from the C.I.D."
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"They've been watching Melbury"
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"because he's pulling some big con trick in the town."
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"They're going to arrest him when he leaves here,"
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"so as not to cause you embarrassment."
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"But he asked me to tell you..."
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"Oh, how nice of him!"
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"Please, Mr. Fawlty..."
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"Oh, I don't know what other tales"
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"Mr. Brown of M.I.5 has been impressing you with."
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"- He's a con man! - Oh, yes, of course,"
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"it stands out a mile, doesn't it?"
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"He's so common."
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"Unlike that cockney git whose ulterior motive"
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"poor, innocent, misguided child that you are."
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"Basil, what's going on?"
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"Nothing, my dear, nothing at all."
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