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Clips from Fawlty Towers - A Touch of Class (S01E01)

"One double room without bath for the 16th, 17th and 18th."
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"Yes, and if you'd be so good as to confirm by letter?"
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"Thank you so much, goodbye."
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"Have you made up the bill for room 12, Basil?"
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"No, I haven't yet, no."
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"Well, they're in a hurry,"
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"Polly says they didn't get their alarm call."
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"And Basil, please get that picture up,"
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"it's been there for a week."
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"It's been there since Monday, Sybil."
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"Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,"
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"Good morning. Friday, Sat..."
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"Manuel!"
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"There is too much butter on those trays."
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"Que?"
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"There is too much butter on those trays."
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"- No, no, no, Senor! - What?"
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"Not on those trays."
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"No Sir, Uno dos tres. Uno, dos, tres."
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"No, no. Hay mucho burro alli!"
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"Que?"
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"Hay mucho burro alli!"
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"Ah, mantequilla!"
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"What? Que?"
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"Mantequilla. Burro is... is hee-haw."
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"What?"
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"Burro... burro is hee-haw, hee-haw."
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"Manuel, por favor. Uno momento."
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"Si, si, si."
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"What's the matter, Basil?"
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"Nothing, dear, I'm just dealing with it."
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"He speak good... how do you say...?"
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"English!"
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"Mantequilla, solamente, dos."
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"Dos?"
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"Well, don't look at me, you're supposed to be able to speak it."
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"Two pieces!"
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"Two each! Arriba, arriba!"
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"I don't know why you wanted to hire him, Basil."
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"Because he's cheap and keen to learn, dear."
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"And in this day and age such..."
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"But why did you say you could speak the language?"
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"I learned classical Spanish,"
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"not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up."
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"It'd be quicker to train a monkey."
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"Good morning, Miss Gatsby. Morning, Miss Tibbs."
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"Good morning, good morning."
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"- Basil! - Yes, dear?"
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"Are you going to hang the picture?"
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"- Yes I am, dear. - When?"
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"When I've- when I've..."
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"Well, why don't you do it now?"
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"Well, I'm doing this, dear, I'm doing the menu."
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"You've got all morning to do the menu."
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"Why don't you hang the picture now?"
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"- Well? - Yes, all right,"
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"I don't think you realize how long it takes to do the menu,"
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"it doesn't matter, I'll hang the picture now."
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"If the menus are late for lunch, it doesn't matter,"
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"the guests can look at the picture till they are ready, right?"
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"Lower."
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"Lower."
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"Up a bit."
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"- There! - Thank you, dear."
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"I don't know where I'd be without you."
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"In the land of the living, probably."
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"Yes?"
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"Uh, could we have our bill please?"
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"Well, can you wait a minute?"
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"Right, I'm afraid we're a bit late for our train,"
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"we didn't get our alarm call."
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"Right."
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"I was up at 5:00, you know,"
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"we do have staff problems,"
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"I'm so sorry, it's not all done by magic."
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"Basil, are you doing the menu?"
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"No, I'm not doing the menu, dear."
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"I am doing the bill for these charming people who are in a hurry."
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"I'm sorry to cause all this trouble,"
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"but the reason we're late is we didn't get our alarm call."
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"Oh, dear, I am sorry."
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"Basil, why didn't they get their alarm call?"
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"Because I forgot."
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"I am so sorry I am not perfect!"
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"There you are, there's the bill."
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"Perhaps you'd pay my wife,"
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"I have to put the picture up..."
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"If there aren't any dustbins to be cleaned out..."
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"Newspapers!"
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"Goodbye. See you again!"
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"Don't forget the picture, Basil."
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"I won't, dear, leave it to me."
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"I'm going out now."
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"I expect it to up when I come back."
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"Drive carefully, dear."
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"Good morning, Major."
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"Morning, Fawlty."
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"I do apologize for the tardiness of the arrival"
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"of your newspaper this morning, Major."
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"I will speak to them again,"
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"see if something can be done."
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"Ah, more strikes."
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"Dustmen, post office..."
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"It makes you want to cry, doesn't it?"
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"What's happened to the old idea"
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"of doing something for your fellow man, of service?"
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"- I mean, today... - Mr. Fawlty?"
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"Yes, I'm coming! Wait a moment!"
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"They treat you like dirt, you know?"
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"Of course it's pure ignorance,"
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"but with the class of guests one gets nowadays..."
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"Ah! D'olivera made a hundred!"
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"Did he? Did he really?"
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"Good for him, good old dolly."
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"Well, well, well..."
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"Thank you, Polly."
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"We're only staying till Sunday!"
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"Right, thank you."
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"Ah, I thought you were going out, dear."
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"What's this?"
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