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Clips from Fawlty Towers - A Touch of Class (S01E01)

"Nice to have met you, Lord Melbury."
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"- Hope you enjoy your stay. - Thank you so much."
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"I'll do it then, then I'll do the picture..."
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"I'll put this away in one moment, your Lord."
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"Manuel, will you take these cases to room 21."
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"Que?"
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"Take... to room... 21."
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"No entender."
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"Prenda las casos en... Oh, doesn't matter."
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"I'll do it. Thank you manuel."
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"- I take them. - No, no, go away!"
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"Go and wait!"
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"- Wait? - Wait."
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"In there! Go and wait In there!"
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"Go and be a waiter in there!"
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"I do apologize, your Lordship."
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"I'm afraid he's only just joined us."
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"It'd be quicker to train a monkey, ha ha ha!"
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"Do please follow me..."
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"I mean, if you're ready. There's no hurry."
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"Oh, yes, yes, fine."
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"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you."
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"Would you mind moving to that table?"
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"What?"
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"Could I askyou please, to move to that table over there?"
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"But..."
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"I'm so sorry to trouble you."
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"- We're halfway through! - Thank you so much."
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"This is Lord Melbury's table, you see?"
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"- What? - Lord Melbury."
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"When he stays with us, he always sits at this table."
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"Well, why did they put us here?"
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"Uh, an oversight on my wife's part."
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"I'm so sorry. He's only just arrived, you see."
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"Would you mind? Polly!"
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"Would you help these people to that table?"
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"Thank you, thank you so much."
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"Thank you."
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"Ah, Lord Melbury!"
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"Do please come this way, your Lordship,"
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"I have your table over here by the window."
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"As usual... just here."
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"- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I think he's killed him!"
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"Get on with your meals! Thank you so much."
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"Lord Melbury, I really must apologize again..."
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"Please, please, think nothing of it."
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"- But it was so... - No, no, no."
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"It was the smallest of accidents."
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"It could have occurred anywhere."
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"- Yes, but... - I've forgotten all about it."
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"That's most... You're really... Ah, your Lordship,"
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"would you allow me to offer you"
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"dinner here tonight, as our guest?"
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"That's extremely kind of you."
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"Unfortunately, I have an engagement tonight."
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"- Oh. - Oh, actually..."
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"- Yes? - There is one thing."
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"Good! Good!"
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"I was wondering... can you cash me a small check?"
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"I'm playing golf this afternoon..."
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"Oh, delighted!"
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"And I'd rather not go into the town."
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"Absolutely... I mean, uh, how much?"
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"Uh, if it's not a rude question?"
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"Could you manage 50... oh! 100?"
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"A hundred? Oh, absolutely."
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"Oh, yes, I mean, will 100 be enough?"
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"I mean 150,"
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"two, 160?"
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"Let's see, that's uh, dinner tonight, few tips..."
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"Oh, and it's the weekend, isn't it?"
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"Would 200 be all right?"
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"Please! Yes! Oh, ha, ha! Oh, tremendous!"
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"Oh, I'm so happy!"
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"I'll send someone to the town straightaway"
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"and have it for you here when you get back."
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"Yes, well, that would be splendid."
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"Thank you, thank you, your Lordship."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Oh, not at all, my privilege."
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"Breeding... I mean... oh!"
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"Hello, dear."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm kissing you, dear."
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"Well, don't."
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"Just thought it might be nice to..."
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"I heard about lunch."
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"What? Oh, that! Think nothing of it."
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"What?"
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"It was the smallest of accidents."
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"- Could have happened anywhere. - Anywhere?"
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"First you move that nice family in the middle of their meal,"
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"and then you attack Lord Melbury with a chair!"
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"Look, Sybil,"
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"I've had a word with Lord Melbury about it."
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"He was quite charming..."
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"Oh, it's delightful to have people like that staying here."
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"Sheer class, golf, baths, engagements,"
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"a couple of hundr... h... h... horses."
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"Well, I've never seen such tatty cases."
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"Of course you haven't."
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"It's only the true upper class"
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"that would have tat like that."
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"It's the whole point!"
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"Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about."
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"No, I don't. But don't ever move guests"
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"in the middle of a meal again."
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"And get that picture up."
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"Sour old rat."
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"Ah! Polly."
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"Would you do me a favor?"
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"When you're down in the town this afternoon,"
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"would you just pop..."
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"just between ourselves,"
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"don't mention this to my wife,"
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"pop into the bank and just..."
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"Could somebody answer that, please?"
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"Hello!"
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