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Clips from Fawlty Towers - A Touch of Class (S01E01)

"Ah, good. May I wish you bon apetit."
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"Thank you."
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"Manuel!"
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"Senor."
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"Would you fetch the wine list please?"
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"Si, Senor."
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"- The wine list. - Si?"
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"- The wine... vino. - Senor."
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"No, no. The list!"
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"There, there, the list!"
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"The list, there! The red... there!"
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"There!"
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"Have you got a half bottle of the beaujolais?"
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"Yes."
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"Oh, fine."
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"Right! Never mind! Never mind!"
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"Manuel, another grapefruit for table 12."
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"Please... Manuel!"
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"I do beg your pardon. I'm so sorry."
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"- Throw it away. - Que?"
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"Throw... it... away!"
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"Throw... it... away?"
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"Throw it away!"
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"Now!"
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"Sorry!"
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"Sorry, sorry! Sorry about that."
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"Sorry about that."
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"No, I like a bit of cabaret."
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"You left your sketch."
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"Oh! Sorry."
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"It's very good. Do you sell any?"
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"Enough to keep me in waitressing."
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"One half bottle of beaujolais."
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"Sybil!"
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"Someone at reception, dear."
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"Yes, yes, well, yes?"
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"Well, I was wondering if you could offer me"
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"accommodation for a few nights?"
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"Well, have you booked?"
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"- I'm sorry? - Have you booked?"
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"- No. - Oh, dear!"
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"Why, are you full?"
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"Oh, we're not full,"
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"we're not full. Of course we're not full!"
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"- I'd like, ah... - One moment, please."
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"- Yes? - A single room with a..."
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"Could I have your name?"
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"- Melbury. - One second, please."
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"Hello?"
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"Ah, yes, Mr. O'reilly, well, it's perfectly simple."
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"When I asked you to build me a wall,"
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"I was hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile,"
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"you might have found time to cement them together,"
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"you know, one on top of the other,"
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"in the traditional fashion."
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"Could you fill it in, please?"
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"Oh, splendid!"
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"Ah, yes, but when, Mr. O'reilly?"
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"There, there!"
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"Yes, yes, yes, but when?"
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"Yes, yes, ah, the flu, yes."
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"Both names, please."
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"Yes, I should have guessed, Mr. O'reilly,"
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"that and the potato famine I suppose."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Would you put both your names, please?"
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"Well, will you give me a date?"
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"Yeah, I only use one."
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"You don't have a first name?"
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"No, I am Lord Melbury, so I simply sign Melbury."
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"Go away."
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"I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting, your Lordship."
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"I do apologize, please forgive me."
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"Is there something, anything, I can do for you?"
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"Anything at all?"
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"Well, I have filled this in..."
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"Oh, please don't bother with that."
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"- Now, a room? - A special room, a single?"
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"A double? A suite?"
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"Well, we don't have any suites,"
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"but we do have some beautiful doubles..."
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"No, no, just a single."
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"Just a single. Absolutely!"
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"How very wise if I may say so, your honor."
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"With a bath?"
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"Naturally, naturally! Naturellement!"
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"I shall be staying for one or two nights..."
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"Manuel!"
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"It's rather grey today, isn't it?"
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"Oh, yes, it is, rather."
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"Of course usually down here it's quite beautiful,"
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"but today is a real old, uh, rotter."
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"Manuel!"
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"Still, it's good for the wheat."
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"Yes, I suppose so."
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"I hear it's coming along wonderfully at the moment!"
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"Thank God! I love the wheat."
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"There's no sight like"
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"a field of wheat waving in the... waving"
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"in... Manuel!"
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"Well, how are you?"
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"I mean if it's not a personal question."
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"Well, it is a personal..."
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"Let me take your cases for you."
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"Oh, thank you very much."
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"- They're just outside. - Splendid."
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"Thank you so much. I won't be one moment."
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"Ah, Lord Melbury. May I introduce my wife?"
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"Yes, we have met."
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"My wife, may I introduce his Lordship."
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"Thank you, Basil, we've sorted it out."
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"Splendid, splendid."
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"I wonder, could I deposit this case with you?"
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"It's just a few valuables?"
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"Valuables, of course."
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"Please let me take it now."
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"I'll put it in the safe straightaway."
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"Sybil, would you put this in the safe, please?"
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"I'm just off to the kitchen, Basil."
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"Yes, well, if you're too busy..."
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