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Clips from Fawlty Towers - A Touch of Class (S01E01)

"I decided, Sybil, to advertise."
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"How much did it cost?"
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"Oh, I haven't... 15?"
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"- Forty. - Forty."
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"I have told you where we advertise."
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"Sybil, I know the hotel business."
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"No you don't, Basil."
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"Sybil, we've got to try and attract"
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"a better class of person."
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"Why?"
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"We're losing tone."
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"We're making money."
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"- Yes, yes. - Just."
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"Yes, but now we can try and build up"
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"a higher class of clientele!"
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"Turn away some of the riffraff."
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"So long as they pay their bills, Basil."
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"Is that all that matters to you? Money?"
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"This advertisement is a waste of £-40."
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"One moment! One moment, please!"
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"- Well? - Well?"
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"My dear woman, Sir Richard and Lady Morris,"
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"arriving this evening. For two nights."
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"You see, they saw our advertisement in country life."
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"I wish they were staying a week."
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"- Well, so do I. - Might pay for the ad then."
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"Sybil, look!"
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"If we can attract this class of customer,"
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"I mean, the sky's the limit!"
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"Basil, 22 rooms is the limit!"
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"I mean, have you seen the people in room six?"
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"They've never even sat on chairs before."
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"They are the commonest, vulgarest, most..."
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"Allo!"
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"Got a room?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Got a room for tonight, mate?"
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"I shall have to see, sir..."
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"- A single? - Yeah."
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"No, make it a double, I feel lucky today!"
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"- Hello. - Good morning."
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"Only joking."
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"- No, we haven't. - What?"
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"Haven't any rooms. Good day."
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"Number seven is free, Basil."
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"Mr. Tone is in number seven, dear."
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"No, he left while you were putting the picture up, Basil."
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"You have luggage, Sir?"
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"Just one case."
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"In the car... The white sports."
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"Fill this in, would you, Sir?"
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"If you can."
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"Hope you enjoy your stay, Mr. Brown."
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"Uh, Manuel, would you fetch"
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"this gentleman's case from the car outside?"
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"Take it to room seven?"
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"- Is not easy for me. - What?"
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"Is not easy for me... entender"
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"It's not easy for you to understand."
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"Manuel... we're training him."
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"He's from Barcelona."
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"In Spain."
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"Obtener la valisa..."
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"- Que? - La valisa en el,"
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"er, auto bianco sportiv."
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"Y... a la sala..."
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"Siete... por favor."
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"Pronto."
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"Is impossible."
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"- What? - Is impossible."
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"Look, it's perfectly simple!"
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"Manuel - sirvase buscar mi equipaje que esta en el"
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"automovil blanco y lo traer a la sala numero siete."
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"Senor habla espanol!"
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"Solo un poco, lo siento."
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"Pero he olvidado mucho."
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"No, no, habla muy bien."
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"Muy muy bien. Formidable!"
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"Gracias, gracias."
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"Lo voy a coger ahora."
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"Well, if there's anything else,"
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"I'm sure Manuel will be able to tell you,"
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"as you seem to get on so well together."
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"Key?"
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"Hello, dear, just doing the picture."
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"Don't forget the menu."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Don't forget the menu."
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"I thought you said you wanted..."
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"Right! I'll do the menu."
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"You could have had them both done by now"
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"if you hadn't spent the whole morning"
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"skulking in there listening to that racket."
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"Racket?"
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"That's Brahms! Brahms's Third racket!"
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"The whole morning?"
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"I had two bars."
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"Ready to order?"
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"Uh, yeah. What's a gralefrit?"
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"Grapefruit."
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"And creme pot... Pot rouge?"
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"Portugaise. Tomato soup."
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"I'll have the gralefrit."
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"Now balm carousel... Lamb?"
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"Casserole."
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"Sounds good. Does it come with a smile?"
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"It comes with sprouts or carrots."
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"Oh, smile's extra, is it?"
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"You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts."
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"Waiter!"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Oh, hello."
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"Can I have some wine, please?"
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"The waiter is busy, Sir,"
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"but I will bring you the carte des vins"
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"when I have finished attending to this Gentleman."
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"Oh, fine. No hurry."
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"Oh, good, how nice, how very thoughtful."
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"I trust the beer is to your satisfaction, Sir?"
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"Yes, fine."
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