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Clips from Hubie Halloween

"Terrific!"
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"Special delivery for Mr. Loon E. Tunes."
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"Ah."
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"All right."
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"Catching some Z's, huh?"
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"Did you go pee-pee while you sleepy, huh?"
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"I heard you can't hold it in."
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"Hartman?"
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"Hey, you quakin' in your boots?"
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"You better be, 'cause I'm your new attendant."
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"The name's Hal I."
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"And you're in my world now."
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"Oh!"
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"Psycho on the loose!"
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"Good morning!"
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"Halloween's upon us!"
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"Hello, my witches and warlocks."
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"It's your ghoulish DJ Aurora."
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"I hope you're ready for tomorrow night and all the spooky things that frighten."
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"I know I am."
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"Hey, you missed. The yolk's on you."
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"Thanks for the free breakfast."
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"Rocky Balboa style."
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"I'm making the kids' costumes out of tinfoil"
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"'cause I'm old-school, Teresa."
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"- Thanks! - Have fun!"
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"Violet Valentine."
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"Have a happy Halloween tomorrow, Hubie."
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"You, too, Mrs. Banerjee. I hope you get more tricks than treats."
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"Okay. Number 59. Looking for 59."
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"Yep!"
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"Right here, Pubie."
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"Give me a half-pound of roast beef."
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"Mr. Landolfa…"
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"…Hubie. With an H."
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"Not anymore."
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"Okay."
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"Mrs. Phillips, I'll be with you in a minute."
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"Is that the first girl you ever talked to, Pubie?"
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"Hey, no. I talk to my girlfriend all the time."
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"- I've never seen you with a girlfriend. - She is a Canadian resident of Canada."
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"Uh, Canada Dry region."
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"Mr. O'Doyle."
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"Shouldn't you and your cohort be, uh, in school right now?"
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"It's Sunday, dumb-ass."
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"Know what? I don't want the roast beef."
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"- Give me some of the lamb's head. - Lamb's head? We don't have lamb's head."
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"- No? What's that right there? - Which one?"
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"Got ya!"
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"It's fun working with you, always."
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"That is a good one."
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"Hey, you got Sergeant Downey."
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"Hey, Steve. It's Kenny Fonda with the Westford PD."
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"- How you doin' there, Kenny? - Good, buddy. Good."
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"Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads-up."
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"We had someone escape from the psych ward up here."
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"A guy from your neck of the woods."
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"Richard Hartman."
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"Wow, uh…"
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"Richie Hartman's been locked up since Carter was president."
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"Yeah. Just thought you might wanna know"
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"in case he gets sentimental for his hometown."
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"And didn't you testify against him, Steve?"
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"He doesn't strike me as a forgive-and-forget type."
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"Yeah, but you know what? I hope he comes looking for me."
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"'Cause he will be in a world of pain."
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"Of pain..."
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"- What the hell? - I gotta go, Kenny."
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"- Hubie, what do you want? - Hey, Officer Steve."
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"I saw Andy O'Doyle buying suspiciously massive amount of eggs and toilet paper."
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"- Not a crime to buy eggs or toilet paper. - Oh, yeah. That goes without saying."
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"But it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent."
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"- Okay. Yeah. - Lambardi's Pizza's doin' a sale tomorrow."
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"One slice, one soda, one dollar, if you wear a costume to the shop."
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"To me, that's a great deal, but it's also a riot waiting to happen."
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"Call the hotline."
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"I did call the hotline 100 times,"
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"but I think you guys got a connection problem."
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"- Salem PD. - Yes. Your officer, this is Hubie Dubo..."
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"- Hubie, get in here. - Okay."
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"- Bring it in here. Get in here. - What's up?"
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"Now, it's Halloween. In Salem."
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"And I got a lot of real issues on my plate."
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"I know."
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"Look who's here."
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"- Hubie! - Hubie!"
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"- Do we do... - Get out of here!"
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"Over and out..."
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"Guys, let's get him!"
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"Come on! Come on!"
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"Eat some shit!"
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"Catch this!"
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"Go!"
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"Snitch."
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"Why?"
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"He flew like 25 feet!"
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"Well, hello, there."
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"You need a hand?"
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"Boy, that was quite a tumble you took there, fella."
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"Nope. That's..."
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"Nothing broken, physically speaking."
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"Well, it's not right what those hooligans did."
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"We gotta expect a scare here or there. Kids being kids."
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"- Oh, say, that's some heck of a thermos. - Yeah, that's my baby."
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"It's kind of like a Swiss Army thermos. I made it when I was in the Scouts."
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"Maybe you've had enough bike riding for one day."
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"- How about if I give you a lift home? - You're not gonna have to drive far."
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"'Cause I live right over here."
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"Oh."
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"Wow."
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"Your kids must have helped you with all of this."
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"Oh, yeah, I don't have any kids. As far as I know."
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"No, I definitely don't."
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"I do have a girlfriend. She lives up in Canada."
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"Northern section. Ontarionto."
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"So, you probably couldn't find her up there."
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"- Ah. Look at those purple mums. - Mom planted those."
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"And you gotta love the old-school ghost you got working over there."
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"Yep."
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"Scary ghost. Yes."
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