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Clips from Jackass: The Movie

"unless I'm pretty sure that people are gonna laugh every time they see it."
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"Oh, my God, dude."
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"Like, how do you perform the fucking world's dumbest tattoo?"
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"Fuck, man. At least I don't have to look at it, right?"
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"My name is Henry Rollins and this is Off-Road Tattoo."
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"Yeah!"
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"This was designed to fuck you up!"
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"You Christian motherfucker!"
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"It's a total smiley face, dude."
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"I just fully got a haircut just, like, a week ago."
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"You're about to get many more."
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"- Yeah, me, too. - I am not doing it."
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"Look at Ehren."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"So, we're finding it a little bit chilly in Japan."
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"We're gonna warm ourselves up with some fireworks."
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"Let's go, dude."
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"Roll back there, just a bit."
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"Oh, no! This is a bad angle. Switch."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Let's see."
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"Like, an ember fell right in my corn hole, dude."
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"I actually burned my butt hole."
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"How hard is it to tie a bottle rocket to a cock?"
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"God, you're compressing it."
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"You may think this next stunt is impossible."
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"You gotta squat a little, Pontius."
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"Every time!"
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"- Is Chris' dick shorter or... - Yeah, it's a little shorter."
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"Keep it in! Hold it!"
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"Stick..."
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"It almost hit Loomis in the face."
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"God damn, this is the BMX Tug-of-War."
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"Fuck!"
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"What a dumb-ass idea."
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"I'm surrounded by cacti."
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"- For fuck's sake. - Dude, it's a cactus."
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"- It's cacti! - It's cactus."
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"Whatever it is, it hurts."
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"You wanna get up and cross?"
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"This is the Yellow Snow Cone."
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"Pack it in there nice and tight."
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"Little cold out here. It might take a second."
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"Oh! There we go."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Dude."
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"I'm not even worried about the pee, I'm just worried about it..."
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"Come on, you're missing the cone, dude!"
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"- I'm sorry. - You're missing the cone!"
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"You better eat that whole thing, too."
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"You gotta go eat that spot, too."
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"The male bonding..."
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"Enjoy the snow cone."
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"Oh, you just wasted a whole bunch!"
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"Just get that whole mouthful, right there."
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"Keep going."
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"- Keep going! - Eat it!"
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"- Come on, it's your pee. - Dude, swallow it!"
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"- Oh, come on. - Hey, I'm trying. It's so cold."
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"Swallow it! Swallow it!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Eat it! Eat it!"
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"Swallow it, man! Don't... No, no."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh, no puking."
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"- I'm doing it! - Don't look at it."
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"Dude, it's dripping out of the bottom."
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"Will you catch that, what's dripping out the bottom?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Eat it. Eat it. - This..."
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"- You said that you would. - Eat it."
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"...is the chocolate snow cone."
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"- It stinks. - That sucked."
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"Kick yourself in the head, Wee Man."
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"This guy. He'll do anything just to look better."
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"- No, get away. - Now what is?"
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"Are you starting to lose your mind on that shit?"
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"Bam, stop it!"
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"Now, you're getting crazy on this shit."
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"Ape!"
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"He's starting to lose it!"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Ape, I need toilet paper!"
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"Okay, this is called the Golf Course Airhorn."
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"When people tee off,"
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"when they're coming down with their swing,"
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"we're gonna blow these airhorns."
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"- Here she goes again. - No. Is it another one?"
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"She still hit it really good."
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"Holy shit."
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"What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?"
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"Here, you've lost your club. Sorry."
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"Didn't I tell you I was gonna come over here and kick your ass for that?"
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"What? I'm sorry. I got bursitis."
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"- You got bursitis? - Yeah."
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"So, that means you gotta play with a horn?"
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"- It helps. - I'll give you something to play with, pal."
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"Sorry. It won't happen again."
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"- Oh, fuck! - Shit. He's teeing off!"
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"- Get down! Get down! - Oh, shit!"
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"Get back. Get down, get down."
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"- Watch this! Wait. Wait. - Get down, Dimitry."
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"Oh, these things are scary."
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"- I'm Bam Margera. - I'm Johnny Knoxville."
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"And we're gonna be burglars today."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Fuck! Get the diamonds!"
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"Dude, I told you not to fall off the damn beam."
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"Turn around! Turn around!"
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"Fuck!"
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"Oh, holy fuck!"
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"- Idiot! - What the fuck is that?"
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"Go!"
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"Holy fuck!"
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"You all right?"
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"- You okay? - I'm good. I'm good."
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"- What'd you think happened right there? - It's embarrassing."
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"I was barely halfway through the ceiling, and you were already out the door."
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"You were really sprinting."
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"Really, guys in masks, I'm out."
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"I don't play. I don't play."
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