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Clips from Jackass: The Movie

"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville."
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"Welcome to Jackass."
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"Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville"
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"and I'm about to rent a car."
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"- What's up? - Hi, I have a reservation."
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"Okay, I need a driver's license and a credit card."
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"All right."
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"I need a signature here"
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"that you're going to use your coverage instead of ours."
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"- Is that white one us? - Yes."
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"And we're gonna walk around it, inspect it together."
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"Looks pretty good."
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"I'm just looking for dents and major scratches."
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"Yeah."
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"Something major, gonna write it down."
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"- Little ding there. - Yeah."
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"No, we'll take good care of her."
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"- Thank you. - Have a good week."
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"- You, too. - Thank you."
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"- I'm Johnny. - Hey, man."
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"We're gonna be doing a hell of a lot of work here today."
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"Trust us. We're gonna have fun."
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"Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville,"
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"and this is called the Rent-a-Car Crash-Up Derby."
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"Oh, fuck!"
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"You guys are gonna die!"
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"Shut the car off before it gets hot."
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"Oh, fuck!"
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"I guess we didn't reinforce the windshield."
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"That fucker kept... Missed me by that much."
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"That's why you got the roll bars behind you, dude."
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"- Whose car is this? - This is your guys' car."
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"I rented it from you earlier."
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"- Yes. Yeah, what... - Yeah, I hit a dog."
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"A dog didn't cause this."
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"Come on in."
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"I had a accident, as you can see."
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"I was... I mean, I drink."
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"I just black out, so I..."
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"- Were you drinking or anything? - Yeah, I had a little, to be honest."
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"Is there any license plates on it?"
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"- There was. - Yeah?"
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"Well, hopefully you guys will incur some of the cost."
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"Oh, no."
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"'Cause I rented it from you guys fair and square."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't want to get stuck with the whole charge of it."
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"Well, you are gonna get stuck with the entire thing."
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"Well, I don't think I should. I think you guys should help."
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"No. You declined any additional coverage."
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"Right there. You declined it."
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"Yeah, but that's just paperwork, you know?"
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"- That's a legal contract. - Yeah, but I was a little... I was..."
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"I had a few to drink when I signed that, too, so..."
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"Well, we're gonna have to get this worked out."
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"Yeah, you're gonna have to pay for that car."
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"Well, you're gonna have to help me pay for that car."
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"No, we don't do that."
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"I returned it with a full tank of gas."
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"You returned it demolished."
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"Well, it's got a full tank of gas."
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"That's the least of our worries right now, is the gas."
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"- Oh. - This is an unmitigated outrage."
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"I've never seen anything like this before."
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"- What does that mean? - No one's ever done that."
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"Well, I can't pay for it."
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"- Well, you're gonna have to. - Well, I ain't."
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"Look, I'm gonna let you two guys work it out"
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"and I'm gonna go outside,"
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"but that car's gonna have to be paid for."
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""F" you!"
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"Are you all right?"
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"You all right?"
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"Knoxville knocked my nuts in half."
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"This is the Muscle Stimulator."
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"Oh, it hurts my teeth!"
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"I can't even turn it off."
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"How is that supposed to help?"
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"- Okay, are you ready? - Yeah."
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"Think about your..."
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"Okay, okay, I got it. I'm taking care of you."
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"- It's all right. Okay. - Oh, my God, it's so bad."
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"- It's cool. You cool? - Yeah. I'm good."
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"Okay. Come on."
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"Ease up. Come on. Daddy's got you."
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"- Oh, my God, it's so fucking bad. - Daddy's got you. Come on."
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"You're gonna have tits of steel."
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"Yeah, you're so buff right now."
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"- Yeah, this goes on the gooch. - Yeah, go, go, go, come on."
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"- This goes on the gooch. - Dude, he's done."
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"Who's gonna do the gooch?"
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"In case you didn't know what the gooch is,"
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"the gooch is the spot between your balls and butt hole, and..."
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"Does it smell like..."
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"- Does it smell like man? - Smell. Just smell it."
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"- Just smell it. - Ehren, smell it."
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"No, come on."
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"Do your balls first, just to get it over with."
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"Yeah, yeah, let's get it over with."
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"- I'll do it, I'll do it. I'll... - Balls is crazy."
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"- Here's some... - Okay."
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"- Don't turn it on till he's solid. - No, I'm not. I'm over it."
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"It's totally..."
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"I'm so scared right now."
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"- Are we ready? - You're so gone, man."
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"Okay."
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"- He likes it! He likes it! - Oh, my God!"
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"He likes it."
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"Afternoon. How you doing?"
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"Oh. Son of a bitch."
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"What happened?"
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"Oh, man!"
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"- Fuck! - Fuck! Oh!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Yes! That was the best thing I've ever seen."
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"What?"
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"Oh, fuck, dude."
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"Nice, yeah."
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"Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?"
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"- Get over here! - Help him! Help him! Help him!"
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