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Clips from Jackass: The Movie

"- You made it to the fucking bottom! - I can't believe he got that far."
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"I can't believe... I can't..."
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"This is the Paper Cuts."
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"I'm getting paper cuts between the webbings of my fingers"
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"and the webbings of my toes."
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"- Hold it still. - There's no good way to do it."
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"Yeah, I know. So just deal with it. Take a... Take a breath."
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"Oh, you can feel when it goes in."
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"Oh, give me... This one works good, give me the next one."
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"Do it. Do it."
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"- Oh, yeah, opened up with a good one. - Did you hear that?"
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"- Oh, that was my flesh! - Oh, shit."
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"If I do your hand, you'll forget about the pain in your foot."
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"That's a good point."
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"Take a deep breath."
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"Lance is trying... Are you gonna puke?"
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"Don't, Lance, there's so many places for you to..."
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"- Watch Lance pass out. - Lance is gonna puke!"
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"From what, the pepperoni or the paper cuts?"
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"Both?"
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"The pepperoni."
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"It's good! With pig entrails."
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"- Is he okay? - I don't know."
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"- Wait, is he all right? - Lance, are you all right?"
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"- Medic! - Hey, don't knock over the beer."
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"- Dude, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine."
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"- And get him in a cold room. - This is the greatest bit ever."
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"Steve-O, if you want to do some more, do it. I'm done."
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"Is everybody ready?"
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"Yeah."
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"See the look on his face?"
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"- Do one more. - Do it again."
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"That sucked."
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"God, am I glad I came down to see what was going on in this room."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I know what my fortune is. It's partying."
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"This is Sweaty Fat Fucks."
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"Oh, honey, it's been a while."
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"- It's a little too much. - No, I..."
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"Irving, you think you can do it?"
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"- Do you want a spot? - No, I got it. No, I got it."
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"- You got it? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- lf you need a spot, just give me a call. - Okay."
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"What's the quickest you ever knocked anyone out?"
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"I hold the California state record."
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"It's like 18 seconds, including the 10 count."
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"I think you're gonna break that today."
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"- I'm Johnny Knoxville. - And I'm Butterbean."
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"Today we're gonna do a little boxing."
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"All right, you guys. Touch gloves and come out fighting."
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"- Get up! - Come on, Butter..."
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"One more time."
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"This is the last time you're kicking my ass."
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"One more time."
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"More pain. That's it."
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"You haven't even... Hit me once, at least."
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"There you go."
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"That's it."
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"Is there a problem?"
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"He's out."
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"Is Butterbean okay?"
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"Look at this."
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"And by knockout in the first round, new champion, Butterbean!"
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"Yeah!"
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"- Where we going, Knoxville? - The hospital."
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"- What the hell are we doing that for? - I don't know."
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"Apparently I have a big gash in my head,"
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"and I think I'm a little concussed."
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"- Are you giving me a shot? - Yeah."
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"Are you okay?"
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"- We got one more to go, buddy. - Yes, sir."
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"- Then you're a free man. - Thank you."
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"You're gonna be not feeling great the next 24 hours."
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"- Thank you, Dr. Kipper. - Okay."
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"You'll probably see me in two to three days."
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"See you in a couple of days."
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"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"God damn it! What are you doing?"
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"Hey! Get off, man!"
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"- What's going on here? - Get off!"
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"Get off!"
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"We're in Okinawa"
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"and we're about to go swim with some whale sharks."
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"But first, we need to go rub one out."
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"Well, I made the mistake of showing them"
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"what sea cucumbers do when they're threatened."
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"And that is, you know, as soon as something touches them,"
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"these white threads come out of the end of it,"
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"and Steve-O and Chris thought it was a great idea."
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"So, they're out there trying to..."
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"- Masturbate? - Masturbate. Yeah."
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"So, anyway, I apologize."
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"This is the Whale Shark Gummer."
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"With a simple shave of the razor, Steve-O easily disguises himself"
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"to fool the whale sharks into thinking he's a harmless young boy."
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"I am pretty nervous about my wiener around that whale shark. I really am."
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"Now, the best way to think of the whale sharks"
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"is they're like big puppy dogs."
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"Sometimes puppies bite."
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"Yeah, but they have little teeth."
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"- Puppies, they have little teeth. - Little teeth."
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"- You're gonna get a gummer. - All right."
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"So, it's kind of like being with a gal with no teeth."
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"- Kind of, yes. - Yeah."
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"So right below in these waters, 30-foot whale sharks"
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"are waiting to eat"
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"these freaking shrimp out of our crotches."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, they're kind of... They pinch."
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"Are these alive?"
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"- They don't feel good on the way... - You're part of this, man."
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"Look at this shrimp."
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"I guess I don't really have any last words."
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"I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener."
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"My penis is really small now."
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"I can't really look cool right now."
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"Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville. This is the Tidal Wave."
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"- How'd it look? - It looked good."
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"You just got drenched."
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"I don't even, like, pick a tattoo, like,"
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