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Clips from Jackass: The Movie

"So, we're gonna go to this hardware store."
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"They sell toilets."
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"And I'm gonna take a shit right in one of the toilets."
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"I'm gonna shit in my pants before we get to that fucking place."
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"Dave, fight it, man."
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"And I don't even want to make a joke about it right now"
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"'cause I just wanna hold it in."
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"- Gotta poo? - Pretty much."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Like, really bad."
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"Don't... Do you want to ruin everything?"
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"- I swear to God, it's... - Really? Like, that bad?"
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"Yeah, like, it's a problem."
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"Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?"
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"No, no."
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"I shit my pants at the fair."
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"Oh, dude, he's shitting right now."
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"Get out of the car!"
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"Oh, get out, dude, get out!"
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"No shit, get out of here!"
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"Come on, man, get out of the fucking car."
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"Get out of the fucking car!"
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"Oh! What do I do?"
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"- Did you shit? - Did you do it?"
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"Holy shit! I'm taking a cab back to the hotel."
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"He just shat everywhere."
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"That's bad."
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"Look."
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"- What's wrong, man? - I had to sit there while he shat."
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"I need to go home right now."
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"- It's on my hand. - Just let them see it."
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"Is that a bolt? We have very..."
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"What the hell you doing?"
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"- What was that? - What are you doing?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"I'm almost done."
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"I hope you didn't take a shit in that, son of a bitch."
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"You take a shit in that, they're gonna get you to clean it out, pal."
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"That is disgusting, man."
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"What a fucking Froot Loop."
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"Want me to play it back?"
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"Hey! What the fuck? What the..."
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"Got him, dude. And there went his hair."
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"- Turn around. Let's see it. - That was so much."
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"Oh, no!"
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"- Yeah. - Look at me."
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"- That's a good one. - We're ready."
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"I'm Ehren McGhehey, and this is the Mousetrap."
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"All right! All right! All right!"
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"Come on! Come on."
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"Okay, that's enough. That's enough! That's enough!"
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"I called it! Hey! Time!"
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"Dude."
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"This isn't gonna work."
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"It might."
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"What's gonna happen here?"
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"I don't know, but it's not what's going to be intended."
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"Raab's putting a fucking tampon on."
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"That's like a Courtney Love-sized maxi pad."
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"Dudes, this is, like, worse than a hanging."
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"I'm Raab himself and I'm a complete fucking idiot."
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"- Oh, that's funny. - It didn't work."
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"Nope."
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"- We gotta get another one, man. - Let's do it again."
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"Hey, I'm Raab himself, and this is Bungee Wedgie."
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"Is that your shitty ass, dude?"
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"Look at the bloody, shitty underpants."
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"Didn't give me a wedgie. I went forward."
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"I can't believe it."
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"That is so funny."
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"All right, we're here in the valley today to do our own little riot-control test."
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"This is George Hruska."
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"All right, George, what do you do and what are we doing here today?"
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"Well, I'm Vice President of Operations with A.L.S. Technologies."
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"We manufacture less-lethal ammunition."
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"We're one of the top manufacturing companies"
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"in the United States."
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"And we're going to shoot you with one of our projectiles."
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"It's called the Pen-Prevent."
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"It's a 40-gram, tail-stabilized bag."
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"It'll be traveling about 250 feet per second."
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"- Is that lethal? - It's considered less lethal."
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"So, this morning I thought I was taking it in the chest"
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"with the beanbag projectile,"
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"but George and his company said, "No way.""
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"'Cause if it hits me in the heart, I'm pretty much done with, so..."
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"We want to take every single precaution..."
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"Right."
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"...necessary to help protect your vital organs."
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"Where are my intestines? Are they in that area?"
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"- I think so. - Awesome."
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"So are you gonna take some practice shots?"
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"Pressure."
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"- Jesus Christ. - Yeah."
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"You know, this is nothing to mess around with."
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"This is nothing for anybody"
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"to just throw into a 12-gauge shotgun"
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"and, you know, think that they could take it."
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"You know, that's one of the reasons I'm doing this"
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"is because I can do this in a controlled state."
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"Safety's off."
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"Going hot."
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"That really hurt."
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"That looked like it hurt."
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"Oh, fuck, dude."
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"Did you see the way I caught that beanbag with my stomach?"
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"That's instinct."
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"You can't teach that."
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"It hurts so much."
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"Like going from a prone position to standing is..."
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"Ouch."
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"Hi. I'm Wee Man, and this is a big cone."
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"Oh, my God, my brakes!"
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"I can't..."
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"My brakes!"
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"My brakes!"
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"My brakes!"
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"Stop me! Stop me!"
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"Stop me!"
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"- You all right? - That was so fast!"
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"- You all right? - Yeah."
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