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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Art Teacher (S01E01)

"Oh, you birthed it?"
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"Let me -- Can I? Let me see."
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"Oh, look, you birthed it."
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"The baby!"
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"(laughter)"
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"Look at that baby!"
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"Baby Sidney!"
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"The disrespect!"
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"What am I supposed to do with a twerp squash?"
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"Feed half a kid? Come on, man."
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"Of course not. That was just a sample of what's to come."
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"Once these plants start blooming,"
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"we're gonna be swimming in squash."
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"And then what? We prepare them?"
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"We do not have time."
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"We're barely getting by as is."
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"Y'all can make-believe on your own time."
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"So, not the reaction I was hoping for."
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"Devin's right."
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"- We're being foolish. - Barbara!"
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"I cannot believe that I let myself get carried away."
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"Projects like this,"
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"they do not work in public schools."
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"(gasps)"
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"I pulled a Janine."
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"I-I still think there's a way to make..."
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"You -- Mnh-mnh!"
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"- Mnh! - ...it work."
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"There's gotta be a solution here, you know?"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Because, you know, if I have to go into that garden"
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"(voice breaking) without my girl Barbara..."
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"Sorry. (chuckles sadly)"
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"Hey, Ava!"
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"What do you think of these?"
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"Oh, wow, those are fun."
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"Not you, Carlton. I was asking Sahar."
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"I agree with Janine. I think they're so fun."
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"You have really good taste."
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"So, Ava, we have a little favor to ask you."
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"(keyboard clacking)"
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"She not hear me?"
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"You know, Ava..."
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"When I was doing ayahuasca in Peru,"
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"I was visited by an Earth goddess"
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"who had the exact same energy profile as you."
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"It was beautiful."
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"Girl, don't you throw up and poop your pants on that?"
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"(laughs)"
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"You're funny. (laughs)"
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"Janine and I were wondering if we could use the library"
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"for a little installation we're planning."
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"- Like an art show? - Kind of."
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"- It's for the kids. - Mm-hmm."
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"It's sort of an elevated version of Melissa's idea."
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"Oh, elevated? Hell yeah, you got my okay on that."
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"- Great. - Darling."
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"(chuckles) Well, have a great day, Ava."
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"Don't tell me what kind of day to have."
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"Getting all presumptuous and rude."
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"Hey, Ava,"
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"I hope today shimmers for you."
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"You know what, Sahar? I think it will."
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"(Sahar chuckles)"
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"Oh, got a little schmutz there."
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"Oh, a, uh...a kid sneezed on me."
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"Morning, everyone! Barbara, look."
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"Zucchini!"
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"Washed, grilled, ready to eat."
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"There's no way all that zucchini came from your garden."
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"- I assume. - Assume correctly"
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"you did, Gregory, because I went to the farmers' market."
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"I bought a ton of zucchini"
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"and basically stayed up all night preparing it."
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"Did you guys know you're supposed to dilute"
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"cold brew concentrate with water?"
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"I didn't."
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"Can't really feel my toes."
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"So, you stayed up all night preparing this?"
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"I did. Devin said they didn't have time to do it, so I did it."
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"Jacob."
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"I am really impressed."
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"Ooh!"
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"You did a real..."
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"- Go, Man, Go? - Go, Man, Go!"
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"- (laughs) - Yes!"
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"What the hell is happening?"
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"JACOB: There's more in my car."
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"Melissa, I think you're going to love"
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"what the kids and I have created."
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"There better be paper-plate bunnies."
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"Oh, there are definitely paper-plate bunnies."
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"(whispering) There are paper-plate bunnies, right?"
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"There are paper-plate bunnies."
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"And more than that, there's passion."
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"Let the experience begin."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"(gasps)"
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"Wow!"
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"Guys, this is just great work!"
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"- Oh, my goodness! - Great work!"
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"Wow, these look so good."
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"- (laughs) - Oh, my gosh."
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"We all worked very hard on our bunnies,"
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"so we thought it was only right to give them a home."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, wow."
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"Sahar!"
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"I don't usually explain my art to other people,"
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"and I'm sure you already totally get it."
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"Yeah, no, couldn't be clearer."
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"Sahar, I got to hand it to you, this is wonderful."
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"SAHAR: My thesis was to break societal norms"
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"by creating and destroying all at once,"
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"using what held us back to propel us forward."
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"Yeah, I mean, that's how you got to do it."
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"(chuckles)"
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"- Sahar. - Mm-hmm?"
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"What is this garden made of?"
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"Oh, that's the best part."
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"It's made out of the Peter Rabbit books."
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