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Clips from Avenue 5 - Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder? (S01E01)

"on all the screens."
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"-What? Can we get rid of it? -No."
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"You can add words to it, but you can't remove any."
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"When you get back there, you're gonna see words like"
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"-"Neck." "Male bitch." -Mm-hmm."
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""The beast of yeast.""
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"You're gonna see words like "Emotional ragdoll.""
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""Chunky millstone." "Fucker." "Worm-dicked little fucker.""
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"Who put that word on there? We didn't say that word."
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"-I'd said it. -When?"
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"Before you got here."
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""Stank-ass balls.""
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"Yeah, I said you can shove your stank-ass balls"
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"in your mouth and choke on them and die."
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"How much work did you guys do before I got here?"
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"She got here 45 minutes early."
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"I think we did really good work today."
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"-Yeah. -MATT SPENCER: So, you're at peace?"
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"I'm gonna go fix some other passengers now."
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"♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"ENGINEER 1: Bleed wetsuit in five minutes."
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"ENGINEER 2: And venting ion drive in two."
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"BILLIE: Heads up, guys! Faux Capitano in the house!"
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Morning."
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"Sorry it took me so long to realize that you existed."
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"No problem."
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"So, popcorn and dirty jokes. Who's in?"
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"-(LAUGHTER) -So, she said,"
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""Wait a minute, well, then, who was that on the ladder?""
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"-(LAUGHTER) -(BILLIE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)"
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"I want that as a ringtone. I definitely do!"
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"Wow. Seriously, though, on a scale of one"
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"to "we're all going to die," how fucked did you think"
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"we were when we found out that I'm just a beard"
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"in a Sergeant Pepper uniform?"
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"Uh, actually, we've been taking bets on how long you'd last."
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"Uh, yeah. You owe me 50 bucks."
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"I'm-- I'm laughing because I'm terrified!"
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"(LAUGHTER)"
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"Do you love to drink? I know my dad did."
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"Why don't you come down and enjoy a nice, cold glass..."
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"Hey, Clara. That's a beautiful top."
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"Catastrophe-chic!"
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"-Hey, Spike. -Hey, pal."
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"Have you ever masturbated to a constellation?"
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"Yes. Once. Gemini. Twins!"
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"Hey! What are you guys talking about?"
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"-Star clusters. -What about you, Frank?"
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"Three years, time to find the new you?"
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"Yeah, that's funny, my dad had a funny expression."
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"He used to say, "Frank, moderation in all things,"
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"including moderation.""
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"Um, that's moderately funny."
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"Okay, Frank, what's the craziest thing you've ever done?"
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"Taking out a bridge loan."
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"What's the craziest thing you've ever wanted to do?"
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"I've always wanted to wear a necklace."
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"Not a jewelry kind, but a leather one."
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"-Uh-huh. -Maybe with a shell."
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"All right."
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"Why stop with a shell?"
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"Maybe you could wear, I don't know, a dolphin dick."
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"Yeah, oh, yeah, a dolphin dick. Hard to come by, though."
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"-Or you could grow a ponytail. -(SIGHS)"
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"-Like Spike. -No, he couldn't. Few can."
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"I have peculiarly muscular follicles."
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"You can be any Frank you want."
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"-SPIKE: Go for it, Frank. -Right?"
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"Great."
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"-You could be punk rock Frank. -(LAUGHS)"
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"Huh?"
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"You could be Christian Scientist Frank."
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"-Occasionally gay Frank. -Maybe."
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"-Slightly racist Frank! -Frank the fiend."
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"You could be whatever the fuck you want. Okay?"
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"-Yes. -You want another Judd martini?"
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"What was that?"
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"Do you want another Judd martini?"
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"-Yes. Yes, yes. -Yes, you do! Yes."
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"-Hell-- Hell yes! -Yes, you do!"
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"Olivia, can we get another martini for the man?"
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"-No olive this time, please. -Make it dirty."
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"N-- Strictly 19 people, Mrs. Hines."
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"I have you down as widowed."
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"Yes, but James is my new friend, and I thought--"
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"Wow, I guess grief wants what it wants, right?"
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"All right, uh, couples, stand together, please,"
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"and I will approach you as a double unit, okay?"
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"Iris-- Iris!"
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"Can you please take care of the widow?"
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"She's very clingy."
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"Hi. Herman Judd, mogul. You know that already, though, don't you?"
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"-(LAUGHS) -You guys look great together."
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"You make a very successful merger."
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"That's CEO talk. That's CEO talk. Hug?"
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"-Oh. -(CHUCKLES)"
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"(WHISPERING) One, two, three."
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"I got it. I did the math in my head."
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"Three-second rule, am I right? Didn't that feel nice?"
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"And nobody crossed any lines. Look at all these smiles!"
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"I-- I-- There's a laundry cart blockade on--"
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"What's that? Good, good."
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"Why don't you guys make your way over by the skulls over there,"
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"all four Beatles."
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"Hi. Herman Judd, entreprenaut."
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"So, do we have to keep paying"
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"now that we're stranded out here, or--"
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"You know what, why don't I give you guys"
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"a private tour of my own quarters?"
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"We're gonna shake things up."
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"What we have to do is we have to transform"
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"those faulty sex bots upstairs from risible into plausible."
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"They have to be absolutely convincing,"
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"especially Sarah-slash-Sarah,"
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"who is driving me slash-wrists insane."
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"-(LAUGHTER) -(BILLIE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)"
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"-CYRUS: I have an idea. -That's funny."
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"What if we connect a real comms link"
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"to their prop headsets?"
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