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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell (S04E04)

"Yeah, but we're gonna be the first ones to actually succeed."
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"- Come on, let's tear it down, Charlie. - Let's just rip it off the wall, man."
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"- Rip it right off the wall. - Whoa, guys, guys, guys."
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"I got a pocketknife. Just cut it out of the frame."
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"That's a good idea."
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"'Cause I really, I've had enough of this dude."
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"- Just cut it right out of the frame. - What are you doing?"
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"- Do you want this up? - Yes. Yes, I do."
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"Uh, may I help you gentlemen with something?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Actually, we're here because we want to get our bar certified as a historic landmark."
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"We want tourists to be able to come by Paddy's Pub"
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"as part of the walking tour of Philly."
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"You know, they can come by, suck up some history, do some shots, get blasted."
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"In order to be considered as a historical site,"
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"your bar would have to have some historical significance."
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"Well, trust us when we tell you that Paddy's Pub"
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"played an extremely important part in history."
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"Mm, and what, uh, part of history might that be?"
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"The cracking of the Liberty Bell, of course."
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"So you're claiming that your bar had a direct role"
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"in the cracking of the Liberty Bell?"
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"- Absolutely. - Well, then tell me about it."
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"Well, the year was 1412..."
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"- No. Really? - Let Dennis, let Dennis..."
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"- Let me tell the story, Charlie. - Okay."
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"The year was 1776."
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"And Paddy's Pub, then known, of course, as Patrick's Pub,"
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"was a hotbed of revolutionary activity."
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"Revolutionaries from all over the country had come together to gather"
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"at Patrick's Pub to speak of war and revolution."
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"Will you look at that? Sons of Liberty."
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"Patriots meeting in our bar, speaking of revolution and freedom."
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"Can you believe it, dear brother? We're witnessing history in the making."
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"I do not give a shit, Deandra."
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"Now, get me a flagon of ale. Get your own ale, dick."
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"You are my slave. You have to get me flagons of ale."
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"I saved you from being burned at the stake for being a witch."
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"You're the one who accused me of being a witch in the first place, Dennis."
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"Well, what's done is done. That's all in the past now."
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"So you can either be a slave witch in the bar,"
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"or you can be a burned up witch outside."
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"Up to you! Flagon of ale now?"
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"Guys, guys, guys, I've got some news! I've got some terrible news!"
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"- Oh, MacDonald, how goes it? - Not good."
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"You know that chick I've been banging down at Independence Hall?"
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"- Mm, the fat one. - She's not that fat."
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"Yeah, she's pretty fat, dude. Good one, witch."
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"Well, whatever."
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"She told me in complete confidence that a bunch of old dudes down there"
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"are drafting a declaration... a declaration of independence."
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"Wait, why would we want to be free from the British?"
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"This declaration is gonna start an all-out war."
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"We have to make sure we are not on the losing side."
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"- Definitely. - Okay, clearly the British are gonna win this thing."
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"- Clearly. - All right, we have to make sure"
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"that the Crown knows that we're on their side."
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"We have to make our own declaration."
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"Yes. Yes, we need to make a declaration of dependence."
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"Buy a pelt here! We have raccoon, we have foxes!"
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"Ho, there, sir."
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"Now, my good gentleman, what says you of my fine furs here?"
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"Merrily I be able to guide you toward some interest in some purchase."
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"I can't understand what you're saying."
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"- You want to buy a fur? - Yeah."
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"In July? No, thanks."
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"Not so fast now. That's a nice looking cart of pumpkins you got here."
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"Uh, what says you we maketh some trade, hmm?"
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"- All my furs for all your pumpkins. - No."
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"All right, aye-aye-aye-aye- aye-aye-aye-aye!"
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"One pumpkin."
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"- Deal. - All righty!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, whoa, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie."
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"We're not traders, Charlie. We're thieves."
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"You want his pumpkins, we kill him and take his pumpkins."
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"This is 1776."
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"We'll get away with it!"
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"- I can hear you. - Yeah, all right, very good."
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"This is how it will go down."
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"I will beat the man about the face and the neck"
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"and maybe the chest area and possibly the groin"
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"until he's no longer consisting of life pulse."
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"And then you can collect up the man's cart."
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"I shall findeth a stick."
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"Yes! Well, we'll need a stick to do the bashing."
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"Sit tight, sir."
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"Pick a stick, any stick you like."
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"All right, well, methinks the rod to be the most suitable for our purposes."
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"Ah, very nice rod. Go with that rod."
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"Okey dokey dokey do. Uh-oh! He's gone."
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"What? He stole our furs!"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"- You shit head. - Hey, look on the bright side, Franklin."
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"We got ourselves a pumpkin."
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"This is gonna work."
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"I can't believe you dressed like that, bro."
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"Um, excuse me, this is a good plan, okay?"
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"If we're gonna get this declaration into the hands of the queen,"
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"we need to dress the part."
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"It's not the way the British dress, bro."
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"- They dress like this. - No, British commoners"
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"dress like you're dressed... British peons, okay?"
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"I'm dressed like a nobleman, okay? These people respond to royalty."
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"Hey, guys, come on. Please help."
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"Just use your witch strength, slave."
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"Yeah, it's not that much further. God!"
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"Uh, pardon me, pardon me, good sirs."
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"But which of you gentlemen happens to be"
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"the highest ranking military officer here?"
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"That would be me."
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"Cricket. Colonel Cricket."
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"What is your business, sirs?"
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"Ah, well, Colonel, we are the owners of the fine"
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"local establishment Patrick's Pub."
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"Patrick's Pub! Yes, of course, of course."
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"The liberty bar."
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"- You harbor patriots. - Oh, whoops, no, no, no."
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"- No. - No, myth."
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"- Myth. - Bad intel there."
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"Yeah, bad intel. Bit of a miscommunication."
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