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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Bigger Than a Bread Box and Better Than a Genie (S01E01)

Well, l hardly think so, Roger.

"Well, l hardly think so, Roger."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good night, Jeannie. -Good night, master.

"-Good night, Jeannie. -Good night, master."

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l will wait up for you.

"l will wait up for you."

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Say, have you heard anything about NASA expanding...

"Say, have you heard anything about NASA expanding..."

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...and buying more property around the base?

"...and buying more property around the base?"

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No. No. lsn't this your apartment?

"No. No. lsn't this your apartment?"

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Yeah, Madame Zolta lives right next door to me.

"Yeah, Madame Zolta lives right next door to me."

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Oh, that's a coincidence, isn't it?

"Oh, that's a coincidence, isn't it?"

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Boy, you sure are suspicious, aren't you?

"Boy, you sure are suspicious, aren't you?"

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Come in, Major Healey.

"Come in, Major Healey."

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Hello, Madame Zolta. l'd like you to meet a friend--

"Hello, Madame Zolta. l'd like you to meet a friend--"

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-Major Nelson. -Hey, she knows who you are.

"-Major Nelson. -Hey, she knows who you are."

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-Sit down. -Thank you.

"-Sit down. -Thank you."

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l hope l'm not intruding, madam.

"l hope l'm not intruding, madam."

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Oh, but you're not intruding, major. l was expecting you.

"Oh, but you're not intruding, major. l was expecting you."

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And when Madame Zolta says she's expecting you, she--

"And when Madame Zolta says she's expecting you, she--"

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Oh, how about that? Three cups.

"Oh, how about that? Three cups."

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-Major. -Thank you.

"-Major. -Thank you."

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And you take cream and one sugar.

"And you take cream and one sugar."

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Hey, how about that? Do you see what l mean? She knows.

"Hey, how about that? Do you see what l mean? She knows."

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-Remarkable, Roger. -Major Nelson is a sceptic.

"-Remarkable, Roger. -Major Nelson is a sceptic."

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No, no, no. That's not true. He just came over here to meet you.

"No, no, no. That's not true. He just came over here to meet you."

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He came because he does not believe in me...

"He came because he does not believe in me..."

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...and he was worried about you.

"...and he was worried about you."

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Now, is that not true, major?

"Now, is that not true, major?"

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Well, let's say l came with an open mind.

"Well, let's say l came with an open mind."

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-You are a Leo. -Hey, that's right. How about that?

"-You are a Leo. -Hey, that's right. How about that?"

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l'm sure Madame Zolta reads newspapers, Roger.

"l'm sure Madame Zolta reads newspapers, Roger."

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You have a very inquiring mind.

"You have a very inquiring mind."

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You want to know why things happen.

"You want to know why things happen."

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That's true. That's true.

"That's true. That's true."

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That's also true of millions of people.

"That's also true of millions of people."

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And you are very stubborn.

"And you are very stubborn."

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Once you are interested in a problem...

"Once you are interested in a problem..."

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...you will not let go until you have all the facts.

"...you will not let go until you have all the facts."

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Oh, boy, has she got you down pat.

"Oh, boy, has she got you down pat."

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l have prepared your astrological chart for you.

"l have prepared your astrological chart for you."

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l hope you do not mind.

"l hope you do not mind."

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No. Not if it's not too expensive.

"No. Not if it's not too expensive."

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-There is no charge. -No?

"-There is no charge. -No?"

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Well, l understand these take quite some time to prepare.

"Well, l understand these take quite some time to prepare."

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Doesn't matter.

"Doesn't matter."

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l did it because...

"l did it because..."

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...l am very interested in you.

"...l am very interested in you."

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How did you know you were gonna meet me?

"How did you know you were gonna meet me?"

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Perhaps l read it in the newspaper.

"Perhaps l read it in the newspaper."

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-Touché, Tony. -May l see your hand, please?

"-Touché, Tony. -May l see your hand, please?"

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-Which one? -The one with the scar on it...

"-Which one? -The one with the scar on it..."

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...that you got climbing over your neighbour's barbed-wire fence.

"...that you got climbing over your neighbour's barbed-wire fence."

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-The right one. -You didn't tell me about that.

"-The right one. -You didn't tell me about that."

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Well, it happened when l was 7 years old.

"Well, it happened when l was 7 years old."

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l suppose she read about that in the newspapers.

"l suppose she read about that in the newspapers."

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Let us see what the crystal ball has to say.

"Let us see what the crystal ball has to say."

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Oh, come on. Come on. Oh, you won't believe this. This is really good.

"Oh, come on. Come on. Oh, you won't believe this. This is really good."

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Madame Zolta. l'm afraid you're just wasting your time.

"Madame Zolta. l'm afraid you're just wasting your time."

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My friend Major Healey may be a little more gullible than l am.

"My friend Major Healey may be a little more gullible than l am."

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l've had a little more experience. And if there's one thing l'm sure of, it's that--

"l've had a little more experience. And if there's one thing l'm sure of, it's that--"

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-That's me. -Yes.

"-That's me. -Yes."

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The crystal ball holds the past, the present and the future.

"The crystal ball holds the past, the present and the future."

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Yeah-- Hey, Roger, that's really me.

"Yeah-- Hey, Roger, that's really me."

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Don't touch it.

"Don't touch it."

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You will disturb the spirits.

"You will disturb the spirits."

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Oh, sorry.

"Oh, sorry."

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Now do you believe me?

"Now do you believe me?"

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l'm sorry, madam, l-- l must admit l was sceptical...

"l'm sorry, madam, l-- l must admit l was sceptical..."

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...when l first came in here, but that's really amazing.

"...when l first came in here, but that's really amazing."

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Do not apologize, major.

"Do not apologize, major."

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l have converted many unbelievers.

"l have converted many unbelievers."

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l'd certainly like to know a lot more about this.

"l'd certainly like to know a lot more about this."

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l'm holding a séance tomorrow night.

"l'm holding a séance tomorrow night."

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lf you care to attend, you are very welcome.

"lf you care to attend, you are very welcome."

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Oh, l'd like that very much.

"Oh, l'd like that very much."

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Can you...? Can you contact the spirits?

"Can you...? Can you contact the spirits?"

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lf the atmosphere is right.

"lf the atmosphere is right."

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Well, l have an aunt and uncle l lost a few years ago.

"Well, l have an aunt and uncle l lost a few years ago."

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l'd very much like to speak to them.

"l'd very much like to speak to them."

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Uncle Jeff and Aunt Susan.

"Uncle Jeff and Aunt Susan."

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-We will do what we can, major. -Thank you.

"-We will do what we can, major. -Thank you."

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Now, if you'll excuse me, l'm rather tired.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, l'm rather tired."

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Oh, yes, yes, certainly.

"Oh, yes, yes, certainly."

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l must say, l'm-- l'm terribly impressed.

"l must say, l'm-- l'm terribly impressed."

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l think that you will find the séance tomorrow much more impressive.

"l think that you will find the séance tomorrow much more impressive."

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-Good night. -Good night. Good night.

"-Good night. -Good night. Good night."

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Roger...

"Roger..."

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-Good night. -Good night.

"-Good night. -Good night."

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-Good night. See you tomorrow tonight. -Thanks again.

"-Good night. See you tomorrow tonight. -Thanks again."

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Hakim.

"Hakim."

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lt was easy.

"lt was easy."

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You really think you'll talk to your uncle Jeff and aunt Sue?

"You really think you'll talk to your uncle Jeff and aunt Sue?"

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Oh, it's a possibility.

"Oh, it's a possibility."

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lf anybody can do it, Madame Zolta can.

"lf anybody can do it, Madame Zolta can."

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-She's great. -She better be.

"-She's great. -She better be."

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l don't have an uncle Jeff or an aunt Sue.

"l don't have an uncle Jeff or an aunt Sue."

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Oh, hi, hi. Jeannie--

"Oh, hi, hi. Jeannie--"

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-Yes, master. -Well, could you come over here?

"-Yes, master. -Well, could you come over here?"

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l need a--

"l need a--"

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-Oh, a crystal ball. -Yeah.

"-Oh, a crystal ball. -Yeah."

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Oh, master, do you mind if l use it to look up some of my old friends?

"Oh, master, do you mind if l use it to look up some of my old friends?"

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Jeannie, it's not a telephone book. lt's just a piece of glass.

"Jeannie, it's not a telephone book. lt's just a piece of glass."

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But you told me that Madame Zolta made you appear in her crystal ball...

"But you told me that Madame Zolta made you appear in her crystal ball..."

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...as a small boy, so l do not see any reason why l can't--

"...as a small boy, so l do not see any reason why l can't--"

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Yes, yes, l know. But that's just a trick she does.

"Yes, yes, l know. But that's just a trick she does."

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And l think l figured out how she does it.

"And l think l figured out how she does it."

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Now, l need a photograph of a man and a woman.

"Now, l need a photograph of a man and a woman."

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Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

I Dream of Jeannie

Yeah. That's good. lt's a little modern.

"Yeah. That's good. lt's a little modern."

I Dream of Jeannie

Could you make them about 20 years older?

"Could you make them about 20 years older?"

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Yeah. That's it. That's it.

"Yeah. That's it. That's it."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay, now let's see, what do l do fir--

"Okay, now let's see, what do l do fir--"

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Oh, here.

"Oh, here."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, Jeannie, could you plug this in, please?

"Oh, Jeannie, could you plug this in, please?"

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Now, let's see.

"Now, let's see."

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Yeah, this ought to do it.

"Yeah, this ought to do it."

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What are you doing, master?

"What are you doing, master?"

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l am putting my uncle Jeff and my aunt Susan in a crystal ball.

"l am putting my uncle Jeff and my aunt Susan in a crystal ball."

I Dream of Jeannie

Abracadabra, Zelamizoo You're uncle Jeff and auntie Sue

"Abracadabra, Zelamizoo You're uncle Jeff and auntie Sue"

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lt works. That's really great.

"lt works. That's really great."

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You'd never think they'd been dead for 20 years, would you?

"You'd never think they'd been dead for 20 years, would you?"

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-No. -You certainly wouldn't.

"-No. -You certainly wouldn't."

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-Hello, Dr. Bellows. -What's that?

"-Hello, Dr. Bellows. -What's that?"

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