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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Bigger Than a Bread Box and Better Than a Genie (S01E01)

How is the water, master?

"How is the water, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, wonderful, Jeannie. Just wonderful.

"Oh, wonderful, Jeannie. Just wonderful."

I Dream of Jeannie

Everybody should have their own swimming pool.

"Everybody should have their own swimming pool."

I Dream of Jeannie

Get rid of it, will you?

"Get rid of it, will you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Thanks, Jeannie.

"Thanks, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

lf you enjoy a swimming pool so much, master...

"lf you enjoy a swimming pool so much, master..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...why do you not keep it?

"...why do you not keep it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l don't think l could explain it to my neighbours.

"Well, l don't think l could explain it to my neighbours."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well, l will get rid of them for you.

"Oh, well, l will get rid of them for you."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no. No, l like my neighbours. l really do.

"No, no. No, l like my neighbours. l really do."

I Dream of Jeannie

Why don't you make a little breakfast?

"Why don't you make a little breakfast?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, and make it for two. Major Healey's coming over.

"Oh, and make it for two. Major Healey's coming over."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good. l have not seen Major Healey in a long time.

"Good. l have not seen Major Healey in a long time."

I Dream of Jeannie

Has he been away?

"Has he been away?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No. As a matter of fact, l haven't seen him much myself.

"No. No. As a matter of fact, l haven't seen him much myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

l think he's a little hurt because l haven't let him borrow you.

"l think he's a little hurt because l haven't let him borrow you."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's why l asked him over for breakfast this morning.

"That's why l asked him over for breakfast this morning."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, there he is now. -Well, l will tidy up.

"-Oh, there he is now. -Well, l will tidy up."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good morning, Roge. -Good morning.

"-Good morning, Roge. -Good morning."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Did l get you out of a shower? -No. l've just been in for a swim.

"-Did l get you out of a shower? -No. l've just been in for a swim."

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-A swim? -Good morning, Major Healey.

"-A swim? -Good morning, Major Healey."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh. Good morning, Jeannie.

"Oh. Good morning, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You're looking very well. -Oh, thank you.

"-You're looking very well. -Oh, thank you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, thank you. -You're a stranger around here, Roge.

"-Oh, thank you. -You're a stranger around here, Roge."

I Dream of Jeannie

l haven't seen you for two weeks.

"l haven't seen you for two weeks."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thank you. Has it been that long?

"Oh, thank you. Has it been that long?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Sorry l couldn't make it for dinner last night.

"Sorry l couldn't make it for dinner last night."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l got a little tied up. You know how it is. l....

"Well, l got a little tied up. You know how it is. l...."

I Dream of Jeannie

Would you like something else for breakfast, Major Healey?

"Would you like something else for breakfast, Major Healey?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l came by to tell you that l couldn't stay for breakfast.

"l came by to tell you that l couldn't stay for breakfast."

I Dream of Jeannie

You see, l'm going over to the bank to draw all my money out.

"You see, l'm going over to the bank to draw all my money out."

I Dream of Jeannie

-What's wrong, Roge? -Wrong? What makes you think...

"-What's wrong, Roge? -Wrong? What makes you think..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...anything's wrong? -Because l know you. And l think...

"-...anything's wrong? -Because l know you. And l think..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...l know what's bothering you. -Let me in on it.

"-...l know what's bothering you. -Let me in on it."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're hurt because l won't let you borrow Jeannie.

"You're hurt because l won't let you borrow Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hurt? Me? -l think l know how you feel.

"-Hurt? Me? -l think l know how you feel."

I Dream of Jeannie

And because you're a close friend...

"And because you're a close friend..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...l'm gonna let you borrow Jeannie this afternoon.

"...l'm gonna let you borrow Jeannie this afternoon."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thanks anyway, Tony, but l don't want to borrow Jeannie.

"Oh, thanks anyway, Tony, but l don't want to borrow Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

You don't want to borrow Jeannie?

"You don't want to borrow Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l found something that's better than a genie.

"l found something that's better than a genie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l'm sorry l can't stay for breakfast.

"Well, l'm sorry l can't stay for breakfast."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Nelson, what are you doing?

"Captain Nelson, what are you doing?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Taking out a 1 04, sir. l'm taking it out this afternoon.

"Taking out a 1 04, sir. l'm taking it out this afternoon."

I Dream of Jeannie

-You have a visitor. -Well, Colonel Yeager.

"-You have a visitor. -Well, Colonel Yeager."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hi, Tony. -Very good to see you, sir.

"-Hi, Tony. -Very good to see you, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

Colonel Yeager was one of the pioneers in the space program.

"Colonel Yeager was one of the pioneers in the space program."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l had a good airplane, the X-1 . -What are you doing here, sir?

"-l had a good airplane, the X-1 . -What are you doing here, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, looking over the facilities at the Cape.

"Oh, looking over the facilities at the Cape."

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And, incidentally, congratulations on your last space walk.

"And, incidentally, congratulations on your last space walk."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you very much. Where are you off to next, sir?

"Thank you very much. Where are you off to next, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, going down to Panama to look over our Jungle Survival School...

"Oh, going down to Panama to look over our Jungle Survival School..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and just wanted to drop by and say hello.

"...and just wanted to drop by and say hello."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l appreciate it. -Take good care of him, doc.

"-l appreciate it. -Take good care of him, doc."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, l will. l will. -l'll see you, Tony.

"-Oh, l will. l will. -l'll see you, Tony."

I Dream of Jeannie

Okay, sir. Good seeing you.

"Okay, sir. Good seeing you."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Hi, Roge. -Hi, Tony.

"-Hi, Roge. -Hi, Tony."

I Dream of Jeannie

Colonel Yeager was looking for you. Did you see him?

"Colonel Yeager was looking for you. Did you see him?"

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Yeah. Did you mean what you said this morning?

"Yeah. Did you mean what you said this morning?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-What did l say this morning? -That you had something...

"-What did l say this morning? -That you had something..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...better than a genie. -Oh, look, do me a favour, will you?

"-...better than a genie. -Oh, look, do me a favour, will you?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Forget l mentioned it, huh? -Oh, well...

"-Forget l mentioned it, huh? -Oh, well..."

I Dream of Jeannie

Give me a clue. How big is it?

"Give me a clue. How big is it?"

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Bigger than a breadbox.

"Bigger than a breadbox."

I Dream of Jeannie

Bigger than a breadbox and better than a genie?

"Bigger than a breadbox and better than a genie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l wouldn't say she's better than a genie, but she's as good.

"Well, l wouldn't say she's better than a genie, but she's as good."

I Dream of Jeannie

-She? Go on. -lf l tell you, you won't laugh?

"-She? Go on. -lf l tell you, you won't laugh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-No. -l have a fortuneteller.

"-No. -l have a fortuneteller."

I Dream of Jeannie

A fortuneteller.

"A fortuneteller."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, thanks a lot.

"Well, thanks a lot."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, come on, Roger. A fortuneteller.

"Oh, come on, Roger. A fortuneteller."

I Dream of Jeannie

Look, l don't blame you. l was sceptical myself.

"Look, l don't blame you. l was sceptical myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

When she told me where l was born and where l went to school--

"When she told me where l was born and where l went to school--"

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She knew everything there was to know about me.

"She knew everything there was to know about me."

I Dream of Jeannie

Roger, you're an astronaut.

"Roger, you're an astronaut."

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Now, your picture has been in every newspaper in the world.

"Now, your picture has been in every newspaper in the world."

I Dream of Jeannie

What about the things that aren't in print?

"What about the things that aren't in print?"

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Fortunetellers are the greatest psychologists in the world.

"Fortunetellers are the greatest psychologists in the world."

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They can tell by the expression on your face if they're on the right track.

"They can tell by the expression on your face if they're on the right track."

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And if they are, they just keep on going.

"And if they are, they just keep on going."

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lf they're not, they pull back.

"lf they're not, they pull back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Look, you have your genie. Let me keep my fortuneteller.

"Look, you have your genie. Let me keep my fortuneteller."

I Dream of Jeannie

Sure. All right. l just don't wanna see you get hurt. That's all.

"Sure. All right. l just don't wanna see you get hurt. That's all."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Where did you meet this...? -Madame Zolta?

"-Where did you meet this...? -Madame Zolta?"

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-Yeah, Madame Zolta. -What's so funny about that?

"-Yeah, Madame Zolta. -What's so funny about that?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l met her coming out of my apartment. She bumped into me.

"l met her coming out of my apartment. She bumped into me."

I Dream of Jeannie

She bumped into you? l'd like to meet her, Roge.

"She bumped into you? l'd like to meet her, Roge."

I Dream of Jeannie

l thought you weren't interested.

"l thought you weren't interested."

I Dream of Jeannie

l changed my mind. Think you could arrange it?

"l changed my mind. Think you could arrange it?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, she's giving me a reading this evening.

"Well, she's giving me a reading this evening."

I Dream of Jeannie

You could come along. How about 8:00?

"You could come along. How about 8:00?"

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lt's a date.

"lt's a date."

I Dream of Jeannie

Listen. She's really going to impress you.

"Listen. She's really going to impress you."

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She already has.

"She already has."

I Dream of Jeannie

l still do not understand why you must meet this fortuneteller, master.

"l still do not understand why you must meet this fortuneteller, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l would be happy to read your stars for you.

"l would be happy to read your stars for you."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, thanks, Jeannie. l don't want anybody to read my stars for me.

"Oh, thanks, Jeannie. l don't want anybody to read my stars for me."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, this is Roger's fortuneteller. He thinks she's psychic.

"No, this is Roger's fortuneteller. He thinks she's psychic."

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And l think there's some kind of a swindle going on.

"And l think there's some kind of a swindle going on."

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Oh, but, master, could it not be that she is psychic?

"Oh, but, master, could it not be that she is psychic?"

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Psychic, my foot. She's a con artist.

"Psychic, my foot. She's a con artist."

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-A what? -She's a fake, Jeannie.

"-A what? -She's a fake, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

She's not charging him for the readings.

"She's not charging him for the readings."

I Dream of Jeannie

That means she's after something bigger. l'd like to know what it is.

"That means she's after something bigger. l'd like to know what it is."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, from what you say, Major Healey believes she is genuine.

"Well, from what you say, Major Healey believes she is genuine."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Healey believes in fortune cookies.

"Major Healey believes in fortune cookies."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, that's him. -l will let him in.

"-Oh, that's him. -l will let him in."

I Dream of Jeannie

Hello!

"Hello!"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Good evening, Major Healey. -Oh. Good evening, Jeannie.

"-Good evening, Major Healey. -Oh. Good evening, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Major Nelson has been telling me about your fortuneteller.

"Major Nelson has been telling me about your fortuneteller."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yeah, she's fantastic. -Oh, l have known...

"-Yeah, she's fantastic. -Oh, l have known..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...many wonderful fortunetellers.

"...many wonderful fortunetellers."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Have you really? -Oh, yes.

"-Have you really? -Oh, yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

-My friend Nossie used-- -Nossie?

"-My friend Nossie used-- -Nossie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Nostradamus.

"Nostradamus."

I Dream of Jeannie

He used to tell me many exciting things that came true.

"He used to tell me many exciting things that came true."

I Dream of Jeannie

They don't make them that way anymore.

"They don't make them that way anymore."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right, we better be going. l'll be home early.

"All right, we better be going. l'll be home early."

I Dream of Jeannie

l wouldn't be too sure of that.

"l wouldn't be too sure of that."

I Dream of Jeannie

You may get so fascinated with her, you won't want to leave.

"You may get so fascinated with her, you won't want to leave."

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