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Clips from Weeds - Till We Meet Again (S04E04)

"- Still, it never comes back to me. - Fine."
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"My name never appears on any piece of paper."
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"No one ever speaks my name. This meeting never happened."
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"- Done. - I will not be fleeing."
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"My family will not be going into witness protection."
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"There will be no reason to go into witness protection."
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"You're getting repetitive."
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"There's a tunnel."
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"So I go to see one of my kids in the foster home..."
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"...and I'm begging him to forgive me."
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"And he looks at me with those big eyes, and he says:"
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""Who are you, lady? I ain't your kid.""
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"I'm thinking, "My own boy doesn't even recognize me."
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"That's the saddest thing ever.""
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"But it ain't."
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"The saddest thing is, I was so fucked up, I went in the wrong house."
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"It was so devastating, I miscarried right there."
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"Thanks for sharing."
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"- Celia. - I thought I had hit bottom."
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"But after hearing your stories..."
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"...I realize it could be so much worse."
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"The truth is, none of you have any chance in hell..."
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"...of ever pulling your lives back together..."
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"...if you even had lives to begin with."
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"As I have listened to your tales of burning wreckage..."
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"...and shattered existence..."
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"...I've realized that I am the only one here that has any chance at all."
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"A chance to make amends..."
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"...and to start over, fresh."
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"Stupid-ass bitch."
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"- Andy? - Yeah?"
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"Hi, Maria."
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"- I am so sorry. - No, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry."
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"Okay, no towel. One sec."
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"What you doing here?"
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"- You have been in my dreams. - Oh, yeah? Yeah."
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"Well, dreams are weird."
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"I have this recurring one where I'm playing pool with Lou Dobbs..."
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"...and suddenly his big fat stomach opens up..."
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"...and these nasty teeth grow out of his torn, fat-marbled flesh."
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"- Please make love to me. - Oh, no. No, I can't do that."
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"- Do you not think I am attractive? - Oh, yeah."
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"Locked the fucking -- You're very attractive, yeah."
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"I think you are attractive."
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"- But Doug.... - He is not the man for me."
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"- You are. - Okay."
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"- You are excited. - No, no. It's just windy out."
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"I do not think it is the wind."
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"Lou Dobbs, Lou Dobbs, Lou Dobbs."
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"Lou Dobbs, Lou Dobbs."
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"Lou Dobbs!"
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"No. We're going to a wedding."
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"It's casual, but evening casual, you know."
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"I was thinking something with a drop waist."
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"- Kind of Tory Burch? - Exactly."
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"- I'll help them, Sanjay. - Well, I got it."
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"No, I need you to re-dress the mannequins."
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"Well, it's about time. Can I do a theme?"
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"Go for it."
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"The dressing rooms are back this way."
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"Just let me know if you need any help with anything."
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"I'm thinking shades of blue for the window."
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"And I'm thinking that that man you just helped is gay, gay, gay."
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"- The guy in the couple? - Not a couple. There's weirdness."
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"I'd say maybe she's his surrogate, but he called her "wife.""
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"It's a puzzler."
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"They're a nice married couple having a baby."
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"- They're not a couple. - You need to get your gaydar checked."
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"Listen, breeder, my gaydar is never wrong."
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"That man hearts cock."
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"Clearly he hearted her vagina at some point."
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"You ever hear of in vitro?"
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"So, what, religious and societal pressures have forced him..."
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"...to live the lie of domesticity?"
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"Or maybe..."
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"...he's a cop."
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"- What? - Oh, that's it."
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"He's an undercover cop here to scope us out and bust us."
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"And then ask me out."
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"Yeah, right."
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"- Of course. That's gotta be it. - I'm telling you."
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"Get back to your vision in blue. Leave the nice couple alone."
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"I'm going, but know this:"
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"No straight man knows what a drop-waist dress is."
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"And if he does, he denies it."
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"I really do not feel like going back to class."
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"- Fuck class. - Shit, I think something just bit me."
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"Could you not blow smoke in my hair?"
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"You should dye it black. It would look totally cool black."
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"Let's break into the science lab and get high on nitrous."
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"They keep it in a locked cabinet."
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"Could break the glass with a fire extinguisher."
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"No one would hear the sound of breaking glass..."
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"...in the middle of the afternoon."
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"- I wanna get high. - Me too."
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"- I could get some pot. - Shane."
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"Mind your own business."
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"- Can you get it, like, now? - Sure."
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"I'm going to class. Are you coming?"
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"- No. He's gonna hang with us. - I'm gonna hang with them."
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"You are totally making me reconsider fucking boys."
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"You do them once and they become your puppet."
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"She's a dyke."
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"In that case, she should go purple. Her hair would look totally cool purple."
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"Headcheese sandwich, please."
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"- What are you doing here? - You heard me. I want a sandwich."
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"- Then go to Subway. - They don't have the kind I want."
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"- Neither do we. - Oh, I think you do."
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"Fuck off."
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"Come on. Just one?"
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"I am not giving weed to my little brother."
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"- You gave me a condom. - That was sex, Shane."
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"This is drugs. Why aren't you in school?"
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"I know you smoked when you were 13."
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"- I saw you. - Well, you're already stupid enough."
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"With that asshole Danny Melcher. You were giggling."
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"Then he stood on our slide and took a piss in our pool."
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"You saw that?"
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"Why do you think I didn't go in the pool for a year?"
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"I'm not gonna sit here and say, "Don't do drugs.""
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