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Clips from South Park - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (S10E10)

"Looks like the defendant and her lawyer are about to give a statement, Tom."
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"I am deeply sorry to announce that the allegations against me are true."
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"Over the past several weeks, I have been having physical relations with one of my students."
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"Nice."
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"Nice..."
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"I know my actions were wrong, but I cannot be fully to blame."
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"You see... I am an alcoholic."
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"Yes, I'm afraid its true."
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"Oh no! - What?"
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"I don't believe it. She's using the Mel Gibson defense!"
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"I am an perfectly good person."
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"But when I drink, the alcohol makes me say and do things I normally wouldn't do."
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"Well, that explains it."
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"Do we still press charges? - Who are we gonna convict, Johnny Walker?"
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"Poor woman, she's an victim. - Yeah, she's an hot victim."
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"My client has agreed to check herself into rehab immediately."
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"Goodluck, ma'am! You can beat your alcoholism!"
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"PARK COUNTY DRUG & ALCOHOL REHABILITATION CENTER"
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"Alcohol is a crush, wich we use to medicate ourselfs."
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"to, to cover up emotional bagage from our past."
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"Was there ever an history of sexual abuse in your family?"
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"No, but my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures."
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"Nice..."
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"Congratulations, Miss Stevenson."
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"All better now!"
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"Ike! - Miss Stevensen."
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"Ike, we have to get out of here. They never let us be together."
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"I think we should go to Milan. Like we always talked about."
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"Milan..."
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"Get your things together! We don't have much time."
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"Ike, are you okay?"
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"Ike?"
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"You sure your not lying, Foley?"
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"No, really! I shot both of them, they werent even doing nothing!"
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"Help! Please, I need your help!"
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"That teacher, Miss Stevenson, she, she left town with my son!"
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"I got a note saying they're going to Milan!"
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"You're kidding! - No, it's true!"
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"Damnit, where were all these sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?!"
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"This is serious!"
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"Yeah, boys going to Milan with a beautiful older woman. Quick! Call the FBI!"
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"Are you going to do nothing?! - All right all right, we'll make a report."
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"Jesus..."
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"There you are. What are you doing? You giving up, brah?!"
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"Dude, my brother's in Milan. There's nothing I can do."
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"No, they haven't left yet. Their flight is tomorrow morning."
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"How do you know that? - I had Beth check out their Travelocity account."
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"Who's Beth? - Beth is my bitch."
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"I put a whole crew together, brah."
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"I'm gonna get that hallway-defilng slut no matter what it takes! Are you in?!"
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"I got some badass guys to help me."
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"I only had to pay them fifteen bucks."
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"You think you got away with not having a hall pass?"
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"You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!"
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"I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!"
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"Think you can get away with not having a hall pass? Think again!"
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"How was that, Butters?"
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"That was pretty good."
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"Can we get going now, please?!"
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"Yep. We're all done with the video, let's move out!"
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"Ike, is that all you're gonna do is watch TV?"
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"I love TV. Yaaay!"
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"But what about me? I want to talk."
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"Everyone get a good look at our fugitive! I want her taken down fast and clean!"
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"She ran away, now she got to deal with the Dawg, huh?"
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"Beth found out they have a room at the Airport Hilton. We need to search it."
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"Here's the hotel! Beth, tell Leeroy to pull up here!"
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"All right, let's go! Move out!"
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"Hey! You can't leave your car there! - It's okay! I'm a hallway monitor!"
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"Keep separation! Leeroy, check out our twenty!"
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"Can I help you? - You seen this woman, brah?"
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"She's staying here!"
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"Who are you? - I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!"
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"I think you should leave before I call the police!"
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"Beth! Bear-mace that guy!"
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"Let's check out the rooms! Leeroy and Kyle go that way!"
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"Beth, you come with me!"
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"We need police here, right away!"
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"Y es?"
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"I'm looking for this teacher! Is she in your room, brah?!"
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"Do you mind keepin' it down? - Keep your mouth shut, brah!"
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"Oh no! Ike! They're on to us!"
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"Oh no!"
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"Hurry darling! We have to get out of here!"
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"What have we got? What have we got?! - Who called 911?!"
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"They went that way."
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"Look out! They have bear mace!"
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"Open up! I'm with the Dawg!"
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"Oh crap!"
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"You freeze right there!"
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"Come on, darling!"
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"Hey!"
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"I got 'em Dawg, fifth floor"
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"Praise Christ! Let's go!"
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"Ike, run!"
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"Beth! Bear mace that guy! And that guy!"
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"Freeze, bitch! - Freeze!"
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"Hands up! Hands up! - Don't move! Don't move!"
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"It's all right! There's been a misunderstanding!"
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"I'm a hall monitor."
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"This fugitive is trying to avoid a hallway infraction by skipping off to Milan."
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"Hey, that is the teacher we just got the report about."
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"All right, Miss Stevenson, you got nowhere to go!"
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"Why couldn't you just leave us alone? All we wanted was to love."
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"Get down! We can do this the easy way, or we can do it Dawg-style!"
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"She gawt a scarf awn her heyed, huh?"
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"It's all over, Ike."
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"Milan, the house in Tuscany. They'll never let us be together!"
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"We have to go with the backup plan."
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"Now hold on, don't do anything foolish! We can talk about this!"
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"You can't accept our love? So then we can only be together in eternity."
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"No! Ike, don't do it!"
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"I just er fuddy bad man."
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"Ike, please. I know your first love seems like the only love, but trust me, it's not."
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"You have so much life ahead of you."
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"You who don't believe in true love don't understand."
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"Ike, you need to have a life."
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"Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship."
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"I'm afraid you're too late."
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"Are you ready, my love? Here we go!"
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