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Clips from Betas - Waiting for a Girl Like You (S01E01)

""P-O-C-O-C-U-R-A-N-T-E.""
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"Ugh! I doubled the "R's." Rookie maneuvs."
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"- What about you? - Uh, "Xanthosis.""
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"It's the yellow discoloration of..."
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"Degenerative tissue."
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"- Yeah, that's a tough word. - Don't remind me."
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"I could have been Pierce County Spelling Bee champ,"
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"but I placed third."
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"Father was not pleased."
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"Nash's dad has very high expectations."
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"Oh, I feel that. I was so overloaded in high school,"
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"I started snorting speed just to keep up."
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"I don't think I slept junior year."
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"Well, aside from rehab,"
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"which by the way was a total nightmare."
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"Wow, that's intense."
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"People don't understand the pressure"
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"in our culture to succeed."
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"Asians ain't got nothin' on the brown folk. Trust."
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"So much pressure. So... so much."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(sighs)"
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"So, it's really cool of you to do this."
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"Nash hasn't been on many dates, so..."
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"Oh, really? You mean the, uh, Tandoori fuck-hammer over there?"
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"(laughing)"
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"So, um, how long have you and Trey been together?"
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"Oh, we're not together. We're just... we're colleagues."
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"Oh, so just the hand stuff, then?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Divya's cool, man."
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"She abuses drugs."
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"Uh, "abused" with a "D.""
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"And you take Xanax."
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"I have a medical condition. She took too many electives."
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"Oh, see? You're being a smartass."
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"I know you're having a little fun."
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"She's not terrible, okay?"
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"Lisa seems nice... ish."
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"You know, I used to be scared of her."
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"Yeah, you know, get a couple of drinks"
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"in her and the fangs retract."
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"Do you think she likes you?"
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"I don't know, Nash."
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"She didn't pass me a note after homeroom."
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"All right, workaholics."
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"Knock these down and drop some dollas."
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"There is a whole city out there,"
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"and I'm guessing you've never seen it."
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"Let's do it."
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"♪ I like... I like it..."
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"- Yeah! - Ah!"
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"C'mon! Come on!"
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"Woo-hoo-hoo!"
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"(cackling)"
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"Whoa!"
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"- Yeah! - Whoo!"
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"(laughter)"
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"Easy, pal, I need my deposit back."
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"(imitating Indian man): Your driving is horrible, woman!"
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"- Is that your dad?! - Yeah. Do yours."
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"If you want to find a wife, you must lose weight!"
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"We are sending you to summer camp for fatties!"
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"What? You? I can't imagine you were ever fat."
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"I would kill to have your body."
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"Oh, I was fat!"
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"- Yeah, I was big. - (chuckles)"
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"- (tires squealing) - My parents eloped, actually."
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"Yeah, drove cross-country and spent their honeymoon here."
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"Came back every anniversary till the divorce."
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"Why'd they split up?"
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"Uh, my mom was always working,"
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"and my dad liked to take his time."
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"Why are we talking about my parents?"
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"I want to know something: What do you do for fun?"
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"Um... besides baby-sit tech CEO's?"
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"(mock laugh) You know what fun is, right?"
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"I do, I do know what fun is, believe it or not."
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"Um, I don't know. I like watching cooking shows."
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"Uh, I'm really into Yoga-cycle."
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"You're shitting me."
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"The spin class with the inspirational gurus? You?"
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"(laughs): Yeah, yeah!"
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"What, you think I was born with these calves?"
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"Well, I just... can't imagine"
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"you taking life advice from... anyone."
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"(laughing)"
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"Divya has drugs! She wants to go dancing!"
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"Um, o-o... okay!"
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"♪"
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"Met some pretty serious dudes on the inside, man."
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"Fucked my head all up."
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""On the inside"?"
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"You were in there for, like, three hours."
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"Yeah, but we got deep."
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"This cat T-Nut, he broke it down for me."
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"Private prisons are colluding with the Feds"
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"to control the labor market,"
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"and you can trade open-mouthed kisses for cigarettes."
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"Dude, why are you riding shotgun?"
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"You know it's ladies first in the Mitch-mobile."
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"What crawled up your ass, bro?"
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"Um, Dane's back there trying to front like Avon Barksdale."
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"Distract him."
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"Hey, Jailbreak, it's pretty hard for me to admit this,"
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"but, uh, your photography's actually really good."
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"Fuck off, man. You think you can just"
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"massage these nuts and get away with this shit?"
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"I got a record because of you, dude."
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"No, you have a record because"
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"you peddled illegal substances, man."
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"My mom is gonna shit the soup."
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"Listen, man, I've been busted a few times."
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"Although I can't go into details about it, let's just say"
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"the record has been expunged on my behalf."
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"- You fuckin' serious? - I know people."
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"Hell, yeah! So, what was your favorite piece?"
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"- Piece? - Photos, chode."
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"You said you liked my work. Come on."
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"I like the desert scene."
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