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Clips from Betas - Waiting for a Girl Like You (S01E01)

"All right, let's do this."
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"Watch all episodes of Betas,"
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"exclusively on Amazon Prime Instant Video."
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"- This is so great. - Perfect."
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"♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm"
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"♪ Candy makes yo dick grow"
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"♪ What? What?"
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"♪ Hey, hey!"
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"♪ You know what to do"
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"(continues indistinctly)"
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"Yo, buddy..."
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"Mm-hmm?"
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"Seriously?"
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"What's up, Your Honor?"
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"I been sitting here for 20 minutes."
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"- Go, go, go, go! - Shit!"
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"(whining): No, no, not... No. No, no."
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"(sighs heavily)"
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"They all leave, Mitch."
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"At some point, they all leave."
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"(phone rings)"
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"Is this guy fucking with me, or is he really this dense?"
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"- Who dat? - Dane."
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"He still thinks this is your phone."
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"Dude sent a dick pic and didn't use Snapchat."
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"He's an idiot."
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"Hey, Skinny Jeans, listen up."
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"The Chinese takeout you keep ordering, it ain't coming."
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"We switched Mikki's number"
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"in your phone just to fuck with you."
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"- I'm Japanese, dick. - Same deal."
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"Oh..."
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"What? What is it?"
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"Dane's on the inside..."
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"...of jail. He's in jail."
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"- Oh! -Oh! - Dane's in jail."
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"- Split. - Shit."
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"♪ I'm a broken man, I'm damaged goods ♪"
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"♪ Lock me in the basement with furnace soot... ♪"
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"Hello."
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"- Hey, Mom. - Hey, honey."
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"There is a thing called the poverty line, Avinash."
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"You dress like you are below it."
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"But this is your old sweater."
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"I threw it away for a reason."
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"Hush, janu. He looks handsome, huh?"
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"My favorite Dagavis. How was your flight?"
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"I had hoped Avinash would have replaced you by now."
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"(chuckles): Right?"
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"You ready for the big tour? Come on."
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"Now, Velocity is ground zero for"
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"some of the most innovative companies in Silicon Valley."
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"Just being accepted into this program"
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"is a huge accomplishment."
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"A huge accomplishment would have been graduating from Stanford."
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"Are these people your employees?"
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"No, Amma, they're more of..."
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"More like collaborators."
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"You're not their boss?"
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"No, Mr. Murchison is our boss. Well, sort of."
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"He runs the accelerator and..."
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"But Nash and I run BRB."
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"What is this Murchison paying you?"
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"- Nothing... - TREY: Yet."
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"But he's given us office space and access to investors,"
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"in exchange for equity in the company."
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"This man takes part of your"
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"corporation and pays you nothing,"
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"in exchange for the same table"
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"you could have at Starbucks."
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"How is this a way to do business, Avinash?"
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"We have free cereal..."
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"and the milk... is free."
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"We have to bail him out, man."
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"How do you figure?"
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"Because we ordered the drugs."
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"It's our fault he got locked up."
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"Yeah, if it wasn't us, it'd be some banker"
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"trying to get a menage going at his loft."
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"The dude's a drug dealer."
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"Getting popped is just part of his occupation."
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"He's not exactly Pablo Escobar."
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"He just moves a little weed and "X" between design gigs."
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"Yeah, thanks for the input, Yoko."
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"Can you tell me what you're doing here?"
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"Trey asked me to help with market research."
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"And at least Yoko has talent."
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"You're like Ringo with beard mange."
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"Ringo was a fuckin' metronome, okay?!"
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"Guys, we can't let Dane rot in prison, okay?"
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"I don't like the dude either, but he doesn't deserve"
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"to get mouth-raped in a projection booth."
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""Shawshank... Redemption.""
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"You guys, it's like the top- rated movie of all time on IMDB."
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"Yeah, no, I know what movie you're talking about."
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"I just didn't take that home from it."
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"That's gross."
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"And because our founders video was such a success,"
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"we pre-registered 42,000 users for our beta."
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"Right now, awareness is at a tipping point,"
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"and if we capitalize on..."
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"I think I speak for Mrs. Dagavi"
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"when I say we are thoroughly bored."
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"Well, let me get to the point."
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"The point is, you want us to invest more money."
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"My question is, why?"
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"We need to rent server space to handle new users."
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"And we need to hire a marketing manager,"
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"someone to build awareness and deal with new customers."
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"You talk like a magician."
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"If I may, Mr. Murchison has high hopes for this team."
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"With Nash's engineering skills and Trey's product vision,"
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"we believe BRB can compete with any startup in the Valley."
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"There is no passion in your words."
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"You're paid to be here, nothing more."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Ms. Rudolph, we own and operate"
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"a 36-bed Motor Inn in Fife, Washington."
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"We make a profit, we pay our employees with money."
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"I don't know your business. What I do know is"
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