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Clips from Betas - Waiting for a Girl Like You (S01E01)

"I have seen no return of my initial investments in BRB."
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"Hey, boss? Sorry to interrupt."
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"Dane got busted with drugs"
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"and needs us to bail him out of jail."
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"So, we gotta go to his house, get cash. It's a whole thing."
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"So, we just need the afternoon off."
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"Sure."
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"'Hesh! 'Sup, man?"
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"How ya doin'?"
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"Your son's a fuckin' genius."
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"- Goodbye, Hobbes. Hey. - Okay, bye."
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"We didn't come here today to talk about business."
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"Avinash, we love you, but we will not stand by"
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"as you waste your life surrounded by imbeciles."
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"It is time to grow up. We want grandchildren."
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"Grandchildren? I-I haven't met the right person yet."
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"Perhaps that means that your matchmaking app isn't"
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"- as effective as you think. - It's not a matchmaking..."
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"The Aunties have gotten together,"
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"and they have found you a match."
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"Her name is Divya, and she lives in the city."
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"Top of her class at Berkeley,"
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"fluent in Hindi, first chair oboe."
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"And she takes improv comedy classes, huh?"
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"A funny, lovely girl for my funny, lovely boy."
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"You will call her, you will meet,"
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"you will show us respect."
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"If you cannot do this, we cannot call you a man."
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"These are our terms."
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"TREY: It's a couple of dates."
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"You show some effort, your parents"
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"feel heard, they lend us the money."
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"I refuse to get married because you need more bandwidth."
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"Who said anything about marriage?"
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"You don't understand. Aunties were involved."
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"I agree to this and the next thing"
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"you know, I'm riding in on an elephant."
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"You're being dramatic."
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"It's just showing your parents some good faith, respect."
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"Respect is what I have for Kenny Loggins."
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"This is extortion."
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"We need the money."
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"What if I came with you?"
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"Like my chaperone?"
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"Yeah, that won't be awkward."
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"I could bring someone."
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"Yeah, yeah, make it a group thing."
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"You know, take the pressure off."
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"No, no, and no!"
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"My job is to help you with your product."
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"That does not include going on double dates."
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"Our product is a social app,"
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"and my co-founder barely leaves his desk."
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"Don't you think that's a problem?"
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"I think you're trying to shake down"
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"your friend's parents for money."
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"What if he likes this girl?"
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"He'll never know if he doesn't try."
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"Look, my only agenda here is"
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"helping Nash get out of his own way."
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"And for some reason,"
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"he feels comfortable around you."
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"Don't ask me why."
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"You're funny."
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"So after we gank Dane's rainy day fund-- his words--"
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"I'm gonna drag my balls against his pillow,"
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"if you guys don't mind."
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"- (chuckles): - This is it."
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"(sniffs) Snap. Should I kick down the door?"
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"Could you kick down the door?"
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"No, no way, not with my Supremes on."
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"These bad boys are super limited edition."
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"- Got 'em from my friend Josh... - Shut up, shut up."
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"Can you... can you grab that?"
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"Here you go."
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"Ah, nice detective work, Veronica Mars."
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"(grunts): It sticks a little."
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"Whoa, hey! What's up, Mikki?"
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"Oh, wow, those are super sweet... frames."
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"- MIKKI: It's hilarious, right? - Yep."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yep, those are real funny."
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"Um, did Dane take all of these?"
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"Yeah. That's Enid."
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"I met her during one of my bi-curious phases."
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"She turned out to be a total psycho bitch, though."
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"Boo-ya!"
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"We can has currency."
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"Yay."
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"Okay, A)-- rad hiding place."
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"No one would ever think to open this piece of shit."
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"And B)-- Dane's rich, y'all."
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"I never should've stopped dealing weed."
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"Hey, can we just bounce? We got what we came for."
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"You know, every fiber of my being"
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"wants to leave Dane in jail to get his flower picked."
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"But I gotta give it to the guy-- he's got taste."
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"Whatever. Probably just hired an interior decorator."
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"- He didn't. - (sighs)"
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"So, you were a comp sci major?"
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"Yeah, I have to say it was nice being"
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"the hottest girl in class, for a change."
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"(laughter)"
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"Uh, so what's your favorite programming language?"
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"C++. Insert boob joke here."
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"So, uh, you dropped out of Stanford, right?"
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"Yes."
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"Wow, uh, gosh, my parents would have sold me"
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"on Craigslist if I had even thought about quitting."
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"Thank you. Um, it was his idea."
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"Well, we... we both wanted to pursue our career,"
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"and, uh, school was holding us back."
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"Oh, yeah, I saw you guys in that video."
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"That was funny shit."
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"Oh, please don't encourage them."
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"Their heads are already too big for their hoodies."
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"(chuckles)"
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"We need shots. I'm gonna get us some shots."
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"I can't tell if this guy's marriage material if I'm sober."
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"Yeah."
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"I bombed on "Pococurante.""
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