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Clips from UHF

"(MONKEY CHITTERING)"
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"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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"(FROGS CROAKING)"
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"(COW MOOING)"
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"(CAT MEOWS)"
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"(DOG BARKS)"
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"(SHEEP BLEATS)"
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"(WHIP CRACKS)"
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"(GASPS)"
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"Señor..."
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"we must not go any further."
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"Look!"
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"It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol."
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"It's certain death for anyone who enters."
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"We must turn back..."
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"now!"
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"- (TRAIN HORN BLOWING) - Ahh!"
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"(RUMBLING)"
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"Ugh!"
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"(RUMBLING CONTINUES)"
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"(CREAKING)"
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"Ugh!"
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"BOB: George."
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"Hello?"
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"Earth to George."
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"- George! - Ahh!"
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"Are you daydreaming again?"
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"No, no, I was just admiring how clean and shiny this grill is."
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"Come on, George. We're busy here."
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"You know what the problem is?"
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"Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination."
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"Well, at least not the people at the lumber yard"
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"or the miniature golf course or Floyd's Fish Market,"
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"or any of the other places you worked in the last month, right?"
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"Yeah. Well, someday... someday they'll be sorry."
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"They'll be eating breakfast or something"
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"and all of a sudden, they'll say, "Hey! We screwed up!"
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"We never should have fired George Newman"
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"because he's got imagination.""
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"Well, I think the fries are just about done."
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"Aw, jeez, you better not let Big Edna see that."
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"- She'll have a fit. - Big Edna, Big Edna."
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"You sound like a broken record."
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"Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard?"
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"BOTH: Whoa!"
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"Ahh!"
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"(KARATE YELLING)"
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"BOB: How could you do this to me?"
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"I knew this was gonna happen."
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"You're right, Bob. I'm sorry."
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"What can I say?"
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"I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime."
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"Here."
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"I want you to take this crowbar and..."
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"just bash my head right in!"
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"Go ahead, really. Please. Just bash it right in!"
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"Ah, George, you know I couldn't do that."
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"You still owe me five bucks."
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"- MAN: Wah-hoo! - (GLASS SHATTERS)"
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"Ahh!"
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"Hey, Kuni."
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"Hiya, George."
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"Beginner's class today, huh?"
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"Yeah. They're so stupid!"
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"Oh!"
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"Stupid!"
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"Mm, boy!"
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"Look what I got here, Bob."
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"A twinkie-wiener sandwich!"
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"Your favorite."
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"(KARATE YELLING)"
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"Come on, Bob. Cheer up, will you?"
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"You ruined my life."
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"You know, Bob-o,"
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"I think you're developing a bad attitude here."
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"(KARATE YELLING CONTINUES)"
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"You see, Bob... (SNIFFS)"
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"...you gotta look at the big picture."
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"You gotta grab life by the lips"
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"and yank as hard as you can!"
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"(CRASHING)"
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"See anything in the want ads?"
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"Yeah. But nothing with the prestige of working at Burger World."
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"So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again?"
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"Teri? Oh, no. What time is it?"
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"7:30? Oh boy, I gotta go. I'll see you later, Bob."
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"KUNI: Stupid!"
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"So, what's your excuse this time?"
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"(SIGHS) Well, Bob and I were having"
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"a serious discussion about our various career options."
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"Boy, I really like what you've done with your hair."
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"- It's really... - George, did you get fired again?"
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"Yes! Yes! It's all true!"
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"I just don't know what's wrong with me!"
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"So, what's for dinner?"
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"Mashed potatoes? My favorite!"
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"Teri, you shouldn't have."
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"George!"
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"When are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously?"
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"I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly"
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"from job to job ever since I've known you."
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"If you could just get that overactive imagination of yours"
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"to work for you instead of against you,"
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"maybe you could... (SIGHS)"
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"What are you doing?"
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"This means something."
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"This is important."
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"(GIGGLING)"
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"Oh, George, that is just terrible."
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"But don't you worry,"
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"you're a fine young man."
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"I'm sure you'll get another job right away."
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"You got such a good face."
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"Look at this face."
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"Would you look at this face?"
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"Is this a face you could die for?"
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"(SNAP)"
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"So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night."
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"Oh, he'll be out soon."
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"I think he's having some sort of last-minute business meeting."
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