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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - The Bad Bang Theory (S01E01)

"I'm not about to let you steal my daughter."
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"Get him, Beetles!"
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"- Annie's mom?"
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"Oh! [ Chuckles ] That tickles!"
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"No! [ Muffled shouting ]"
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"- [ Laughs ]"
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"Who's the maggot now?"
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"- [ Muffled scream ] - Don't worry!"
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"I'll tell Sophie where to find you after she loses."
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"Or not. Because she will lose."
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"Won't she? Yes, she will!"
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"Oh, yes, she will!"
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"- Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!"
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"- Look what I found, Baba! Remember its little belly?"
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"- While you off reliving childhood,"
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"your daughter missing in convention center"
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"full of sex criminal!"
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"Now baba worry about Annie and fluid finals."
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"- Oh, no! I bet Sophie got to her."
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"Guess Annie's probably dead by now, then. Mm."
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"- Sorry, Baba. I'm here."
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"- Your dilly dally almost cost me first victory."
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"Hurry, places, places!"
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"- Good evening, and welcome to the 37th annual Fluid Finals!"
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"Let's meet this year's challenger, Tender Endings!"
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"They'll go head-to-head with our reigning champions..."
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"Blissful Passings!"
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"We've given both funeral homes"
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"identical deceased rats to embalm."
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"That's right -- identical twins. Kinda sad."
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"But totally fair."
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"On my count..."
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"One...two...dunk those rats!"
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"- This your year to shine, old bean."
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"- Rest well, little prince."
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"[ Zen music plays ]"
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"- Oh, it'll feel so good to finally beat her."
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"Sophie doesn't stand a chance."
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"- If I find out you did messy-bitch mischief"
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"and interfered with purity of this contest, I end you."
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"- H-Have you seen Joey anywhere? - Uh, actually, I saw him"
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"heading down to the basement with another girl."
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"They're a family of cheaters."
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"[ Chuckles ] Like mother, like son."
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"I hate to be right, and yet, I am."
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"- Oh."
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"♪♪"
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"- Yes!"
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"You see that?!"
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"Baba is winner, baby!"
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"[ Cheers and applause ]"
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"- Yeah, well, not your best work, Sophie."
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"- I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened before."
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"- Shame. Terrible shame."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Audience gasps ]"
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"All: Awww!"
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"- What?! She cheat!"
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"- Come on! That wasn't supposed to happen!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"- You interfere! You play dirty."
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"You not my daughter anymore!"
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"- I think my choice is unanimous."
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"Sophie, you're the winner!"
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"- Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!"
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"- Well, Baba, that's the way the jalapeño popper pops."
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"Better luck next year."
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"- We go home."
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"- Joey Bennett, please report to the main stage."
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"- Forget Joey, I've lost My Little Maggot!"
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"- Forget him, hon. He and his new floozy"
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"are probably halfway to Mexico by now."
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"[ Squeak ]"
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"- [ Gasps ] - Happy birthday, Petey!"
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"- [ Gasps ]"
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"- Wild ride, huh?"
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"The lack of oxygen plus that bump on the head"
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"is better than any drug, [Laughing] am I right?"
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"- But I was just about to blow --"
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"- Blow all your money? No sir!"
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"How many of these beauties can I put you down for, huh?"
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"- [ Sighs ]"
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"- I have finally started to de-rat."
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"- You should stay rat."
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"- Happy Birthday Uncle Pete."
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"This scent's called Democratic Presidential Nominee."
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"Top note of never getting what you want."
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"Make a wish!"
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"♪♪"
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"- My wish came true!"
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"I'm back in Baba's womb! - Not exactly..."
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"but this silk comfort foam does come close."
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