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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - The Bad Bang Theory (S01E01)

"[ Man singing in foreign language ]"
Teenage Euthanasia
"- [ Gasps ] She...remembered?"
Teenage Euthanasia
"-Rise and shine!"
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"It most important day of year!"
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"- Finally -- a real birthday for Uncle Pete."
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"- Is there some kind of surprise happening"
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"for a one-year-older me?"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"- Not surprise."
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"It happen every year, second Saturday"
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"after Old Country Easter."
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"- Embalming fluid held like a baby,"
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"Baba filled with pride -- piece together the clues Pete."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh! Today's not --"
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"- Fun-Con, annual Funeral Parlor Association Convention."
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"This Baba year to win Best Fluid."
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"Go load back of hearse with homemade embalmer."
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"- Seriously?"
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"But it's my-- - You what? You period?"
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"Baba need you to find cheaper coffin distributer."
Teenage Euthanasia
"- Can we please stay home?"
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"Maybe you have some tiny candles"
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"you'd like to put on a Scooby-Doo-themed cupcake?"
Teenage Euthanasia
"- Ha! This my day."
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"No time for dally-dilly."
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"- I'd like to dilly her dally."
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"[ Baby crying ]"
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"- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪"
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"♪ Some of my devils up and left me free ♪"
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"♪ To find a quiet space"
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"♪ I'm not as out of place"
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"♪ And I'm coming home again"
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"♪ It's been too long a time ♪"
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"♪ Gettin' back what's mine"
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"♪ And I can't remember why I went away ♪"
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"♪ But it's looking now like maybe I can stay ♪"
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"Was that any good?"
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"♪♪"
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"- I forgot how fun FUN CON is! - Forget anything else?"
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"A sibling's birthday, perhaps?"
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"- Everybody here's horny."
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"You've got your plainclothes goths,"
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"your necrophiliacs,"
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"your quiet cape-wearers who "play" organ music,"
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"your overly curious meek teens."
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"- I might be down for a fun-con-sensual experience"
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"with a fellow meek teen,"
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"but they'd have to be especially meek."
Teenage Euthanasia
"- Spot! Spot!"
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"[ Engine revs ]"
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"[ Tires screech ]"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"- [ Gasps ] Sophie Bennett!"
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"Still a sneaky thief, I see."
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"- Who? - Sophie create"
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"very popular lifestyle brand, but for death."
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"Really made something of herself."
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"- You know her?!"
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"♪♪"
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"- A little maggot for a little lady."
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"- He's so squish-able. I love him."
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"- Can I hold him for a little, Trophy?"
Teenage Euthanasia
"- Sure, Sophie."
Teenage Euthanasia
"Feel his belly."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Sophie, give him back!"
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"He's my maggot!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"- Let's cremate him!"
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"- No!"
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"- Bye-bye."
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"- [ Sobbing ] I won him!"
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"- Won what? - [ Sobs ]"
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"We were best friends,"
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"but she always took whatever I loved most."
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"As kids, it was my toys."
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"As teens, it was my boyfriend Lonny..."
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"[ Gasps ] That's him! - They marry now. And rich."
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"- Who's the boy?"
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"- I knew Lonny got her pregnant,"
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"but I... didn't think they'd keep it."
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"[ Chuckles ] Guess they forgot to use fun-con-traception."
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"- Sophie good teen mom to Joey."
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"Never abandoned baby with grandmother."
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"- Actually, everything that went wrong in my life"
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"can be traced back to Sophie."
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"But that ends today, my brilliant frien-emy,"
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"'cause Trophy's come back to take you down."
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"- Ahh. Baba home."
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"Listen up."
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"Lots to do and only few hours to do it."
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"- I'll go browse coffins and meet you in the car."
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"I know how my face brings you bad luck."
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"- [ Groans ] - Trophy."
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"Baba need you -- - To ruin Sophie's life"
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"like she ruined mine?"
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"Consider it done."
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"- To not be messy bitch!"
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"Stay away from Sophie's embalming fluid."
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"[ Psychedelic music plays ]"
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"- Ooh."
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"Baba, could I go smell some candles before I start my job?"
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"- No."
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"Your bad posture is like mating call to sexual deviants."
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"Baba tell granddaughter secret of how"
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"to determine who molester."
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"- Let me guess -- you have an outrageous theory"
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"there's absolutely zero research on."
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"- Old Country way never wrong!"
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"Just hum first few bars of "Skip to My Lou.""
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"If the suspect sings chorus,"
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"you know you dealing with monster."
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"Watch."
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"♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪"
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"♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪"
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"♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪"
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"- ♪ Skip to the Lou, my darlin'"
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"[ Gasps ] - Help! This man is dangerous!"
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"I was taken from my home in Billings, Montana!"
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"- I don't even know that darling. [ Siren wails ]"
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