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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - The Bad Bang Theory (S01E01)

"[ Laughs ]"
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"[ Baby crying ]"
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"- [ Screams ] Ow!"
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"- Real nice job, Annie."
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"Baba not remember last time she enjoy your company so much."
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"Get ready. Judge coming."
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"So?"
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"Am I heading to fluid finals again this year?"
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"- Word on the street is you've got it in the body-bag, Baba."
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"Oops, looks like your sign's crooked."
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"- Sorry."
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"That just my granddaughter's scoliosis."
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"Sign not crooked. Granddaughter crooked."
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"[ Gasps ] Annie? Annie?"
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"Oh, no, pervert must have snatched"
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"my very plain granddaughter."
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"- I'll be back in 10 minutos."
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"If your team isn't ready,"
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"you'll have to forfeit your spot."
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"And, ma'am?"
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"That'll be a huge hit to your dignity."
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"- Pervert!"
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"Pervert, release my Annie -- now!"
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"♪♪"
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"- [ Chuckles ] So I never really recovered from the friendship."
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"It's like even though she's clearly in the wrong,"
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"Sophie finds a way to make me feel inadequate."
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"[ Chuckles ] And I guess degrading sex"
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"always makes me forget my troubles, though."
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"[ Chuckles ] Are you free? - Mom. Mom."
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"You're hitting on a dead person."
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"- You always focus on people's flaws, Annie."
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"Tony's a great listener."
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"- Give him back his flowers. - No!"
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"He gave me these."
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"- [ Sighs ] Joey, this is my Mom."
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"- Hello, Mrs. Fantasy."
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"- It's you. Very interesting."
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"Annie, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"- You were right about Fun-Con, Mom."
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"Everyone can find true love! - Annie, wake up!"
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"Sophie wants to destroy me."
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"Of course she's trying to get to me through you."
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"- You're wrong."
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"Joey likes spending time with me."
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"- That doesn't make any sense!"
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"If I know that family, all that boy wants"
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"is to throw your maggot in the incinerator,"
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"if you catch my drift."
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"Heed my warning, Annie."
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"Mama knows!"
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"- [ Gasps ] Either I've gotten sucked down the Baba hole"
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"or Old Petey accidentally wandered into"
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"a Groundhog Day time loop!"
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"I better pinch myself!"
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"Ouch!"
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"[ Screeches ]"
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"- [ Yawns ]"
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"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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"- Wait, Joey..."
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"I hate to ask, but..."
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"my mother thinks you're only pretending to be"
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"interested in me so your mother can ruin her life again."
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"That's silly, right?"
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"- While that does sound like one of my mother's"
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"three-dimensional manipulative chess moves,"
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"let me assure you, I'm not using you."
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"We're a perfect match."
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"We both like scented candles, ice cream, and..."
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"holding hands."
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"- I wish we could be together."
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"But I have this terrible feeling my mother's going to ruin it."
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"- I-I know we're both meek,"
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"but since our families won't condone our relationship..."
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"-Seating's now open"
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"for the Embalming Fluid Finals in Hall H."
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"- Let's run off together."
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"Right after the fluid finals, though."
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"If I'm not there to hold the sign,"
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"my Baba will never forgive me."
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"- Would you two shut the hell up?"
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"This is a funeral!"
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"- Funeral Plus! - I'll see you onstage."
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"We'll run away right after the competition."
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"♪♪"
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"- Bye, Joey."
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"- I expected to fail at sabotaging Sophie,"
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"but I didn't think I'd fail at getting laid, too."
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"Ooh, maybe I spoke too soon. - Hello."
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"- Want me to spit in your mouth, bitchboy?"
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"- No, but would you mind telling me"
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"where they're selling those giant turkey legs?"
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"- They're over there, freak!"
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"[ Sighs ] Geeze."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Oh, well, well, well."
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"Today's not a total bust after all."
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"♪♪"
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"Is that nutmeg? God damnit, that's good!"
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"[ Slurps ]"
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"Death powers."
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"He is avenged!!"
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"Oh, that'll do it."
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"Now Sophie's precious embalming fluid"
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"will fail harder than my hopes and dreams."
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"It's her turn to feel a lifetime of disappointment"
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"and humiliation now."
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"[ Gasps ] My Little Maggot!"
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"You're alive! Oh!"
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"You're as squish-able as I remembered. Oh!"
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"I never would have become the youngest stripper"
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"in Reno history if Sophie hadn't stolen you from me!"
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"- Oh. Hi, Annie's mom."
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"Y-Y-You better put that down."
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"My mother doesn't let anyone touch him."
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"- Oh, yeah? Well you better not touch Annie."
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"Though she is also squish-able."
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"- Annie and I are in love and plan to run away together!"
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"- I see right through your meekness."
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"Your father stole my virginity, your mother stole my potential."
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