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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - The Bad Bang Theory (S01E01)

"to defy my mother's wishes right now."
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"I'm going to eat a snack loaded with artificial colors"
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"and added sugar."
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"Wanna join me? - I do..."
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"but I'm supposed to be holding a sign for my Baba."
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"- Sounds important. Maybe another time, then."
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"- You can either hold a sign"
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"or you can recognize a sign from the universe"
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"staring you right in the face!"
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"Joey, actually, I'm DTF!"
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"Down to Foodcourt!"
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"- So that's what that means."
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"♪♪"
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"- Let me out!"
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"I can't die on my birthday."
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"That's a level of irony I am just not comfortable with."
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"Let me out!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Salvation!"
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"And maybe a birthday wish?"
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"- Is that our Petey?"
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"- ♪ Happy birthday - ♪ Happy birthday"
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"- No!"
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"No!"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"This wood's not solid."
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"What the -- [ Screams ]"
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, just my recurring dream."
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"I better pinch myself."
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"[ Screams ]"
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"-Petey! Breakfast!"
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"- Baba must have drugged my sweet cream"
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"so she could remodel my bedroom"
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"and change me into new pajamas without me knowing."
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"Aw, what a special birthday surprise!"
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"Coming!"
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"- I have special birthday surprise, Peter."
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"[ Smooches ]"
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"- My wish from every past birthday finally came true."
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"♪ -Happy birthday, dear Petey"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- Transforming your loved ones into a bio-degradable mulch"
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"is a great alternative to toxic embalming."
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"Now, did everyone try a piece of the carrot cake?"
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"- Ohh. Mmm. - Mm-hmm. This is pretty good."
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"- Surprise!"
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"That's not just beta carotene you're tasting."
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"It's also the re-imagineered body of a man named Calvin."
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"- Hurry up and find her embalming fluid."
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"I wanna get out of here before she starts doing yoga"
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"and making me feel bad about being poor."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"- Trophy!"
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"I thought that was you, but I've trained my consciousness"
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"to shut down in the presence of desperation and cheapness."
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"- Still taking advantage of others for your own gain, I see."
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"Now it's just grieving family members"
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"instead of your best friend!"
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"You haven't changed a bit. - Neither have you."
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"Maybe a few less bugs in your vagina now."
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"- They're called crotch beetles!"
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"And they do my bidding."
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"I'm a resurrected woman with powers."
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"You can't hurt me anymore, Sophie."
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"- Trophy, Trophy, Trophy."
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"Why don't you use your powers to help society"
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"instead of trying to settle petty old scores?"
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"- Excuse me, Sophie?"
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"I'd like my dead wife turned into a crystal"
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"so I can feed her to dolphins after her passing."
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"Is that normal?"
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"- I wouldn't call it normal."
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"I'd call it beautiful."
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"If you'll excuse me, my disciples require my energy."
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"But stay away from my embalming fluid!"
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"So great seeing you."
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"- Oh, she loves that fluid like I loved My Little Maggot."
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"A true love I have never felt before or since."
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"I will avenge him!"
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"♪♪"
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"- You two lovebirds order the Cookies and Cremains?"
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"- Ooh."
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"- It's okay, Joey."
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"One sip isn't gonna kill you."
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"- That's not what my mother says."
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"- My Baba put Dr. Pepper in my bottle when I was a baby."
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"She said, [As Baba] "Why not? Those teeth fall out anyway.""
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"[ Normal voice ] You'll be fine."
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"- I trust you, Annie."
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"[ Both slurping ]"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Yeah, yeah"
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"[ Vocalizing ]"
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"- The innards look like ravioli to me."
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"- That's what I always say!"
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"- ♪ Yeah, yeah"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"- [ Vocalizing ]"
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"- Oh, Joey."
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"- Annie, you're so fun!"
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"Promise me you're not just pretending to like me"
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"because you're a superfan of my mom's."
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"- Oh, Joey, promise you're not just pretending"
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"to be a meek teen because you're a sexual predator."
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"- Would a sexual predator do this?"
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"♪♪"
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"- Meek teen!"
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"♪♪"
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"- [ Gasps ] I guess that was all just a dream within a dream."
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"I better pinch myself just to make sure."
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"Ouch! [ Dramatic music playing ]"
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"Yup, it's still my birthday."
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"And maybe that music means Baba remembered."
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"Baba remembered."
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"Music means Baba remembered."
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"♪ Baba remembered"
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"- Sweet Cream for my Birthday Boy?"
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