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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - The Bad Bang Theory (S01E01)

"Can we just blame the... - Thanks, Baba."
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"We've been looking for Thatcher the Child Snatcher"
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"for months."
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"Don't know how you do it."
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"- Wow! Why does that work?"
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"- If you ever want to sleep again,"
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"is better not to know details."
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"♪♪"
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"- Mm..."
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"- Hey, you look like a man who appreciates"
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"the finer things in life."
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"- I did use a toothpick after lunch."
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"- Come try out the RestMaster 2000."
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"- Oh, this is way beyond our budget."
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"You see, our clients are... "of the trash.""
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"- Ever wish you could climb back inside your mother's womb?"
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"- Every second of my life. - I had a feeling."
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"Well, let me tell you --"
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"this silk comfort foam comes close."
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"Jump on in there. - Oh."
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"Makes you wish death could arrive a little faster."
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"Oh, I-I better get up before I get too comfortable."
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"- Just take a moment with it."
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"This baby's air-tight."
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"- Uh-oh."
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"- Ooh, bad posture."
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"Easy prey."
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"♪♪"
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"- Lonny?"
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"Lonny? Lonny?"
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"You in here?"
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"- Wha--? - Lonny!"
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"But I thought you loved me for my body."
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"- Sorry, Troph."
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"Sophie's hot spot has more than just great wireless."
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"- Sophie, how could you?"
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"You're supposed to be my best friend."
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"- Exactly."
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"If it weren't for me, you and Lonny would still be together."
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"I did this for you."
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"- My heart is broken."
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"I have to go have drunk,"
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"unprotected sex with 10 guys to dull the pain!"
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"That'll show you!"
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"- Uh, you're welcome!"
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"I'm gonna keep you as my boyfriend to boss around,"
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"but let's be clear -- I don't like you."
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"- So, girls, if you ever wanna talk about the circle of life"
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"or what pajamas you're wearing, here's my, uh,"
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"personal number."
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"- Oh, drat!"
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"My flavored-condom assortment spilled everywhere!"
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"Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom. - Trophy Fantasy?"
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"Is that you?"
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"[ Chuckles ] I don't believe it. - Lonny!"
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"Ooh, what a complete surprise to see you here."
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"Why don't we go grab a coffee and catch up,"
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"in the biblical sense."
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"- I appreciate the offer, but I'm more generically spiritual."
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"I gotta see where those barely legals just ran off to."
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"Nice catching up."
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"- ♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪"
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"♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪"
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"♪ Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo ♪"
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"- ♪ Skip to my Lou, my darlin'"
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"Damn! - I knew it!"
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"You're a cheater and a creeper."
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"I'm gonna tell Sophie and destroy your marriage."
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"- Oh, she knows I cheat on her with very young women."
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"We've turned our narcissism and desire for money"
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"into a successful lifestyle brand."
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"Our loveless marriage is a mutually agreed upon charade."
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"- I get it."
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"You have the perfect relationship."
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"Ugh. How am I supposed to get back at her now?"
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"- [ Chuckles ] It's futile."
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"I mean, you could kill yourself trying --"
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"- Been there, botched that."
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"- Winning's all she cares about, and Sophie always wins."
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"- What if Tender Endings beats her in the fluid finals?"
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"- That would take a miracle. - Yeah?"
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"Well my resurrected ass knows a little something about those."
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"- When do I get to hold the embalming fluid?"
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"- In your dreams."
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"Baba have just the job for novice."
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"You hold sign."
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"Pretty good."
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"Just try keep it straight"
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"and don't let crowd see too much of your calves."
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"Today not about you."
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"Today about fluid."
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"Step right up and sample the goods!"
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"Only 12 ounce of Baba's Embalmer does trick"
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"for four average adults or eight unlucky children!"
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"Just other day, a widow say to me, "Five stars,""
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"after looking at dead husband face."
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"And as everybody know,"
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"widows very stingy with their stars."
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"[ Psychedelic music plays ]"
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"- Fresh laundry rainstorm? [ Sniffs ]"
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"Oh, like I'm carrying a basket of clean clothes into a monsoon."
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"- Pumpkin Pie Afternoon."
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"This aroma is transcendent."
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"[ Sniffs ] Top note of...clove? Is that right?"
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"- Sure. Why not."
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"- Mmm. This cinnamon is so warm."
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"What are its undertones? - Says here..."
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""cinnamon." - I'll take it."
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"- You know, you should get a wick cutter for that jar"
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"if you don't have one already, 'cause..."
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"- You get optimal burn time"
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"and less sooty residue on the glass."
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"- I'm Annie, from Tender Endings."
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"You're Joey Bennett."
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"- Your funeral home hates my mom, right?"
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"All the deadheads do."
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"It's the combination of her success and her superiority."
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"- My mom's not a fan, but I try to think for myself."
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"- Me, too."
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"In fact, I'm heading to the food court"
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