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Clips from Spaceballs (1987)

"famed half-man, half-pizza..."
Spaceballs (1987)
"was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo."
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"Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death."
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"Coming up: Pongo's review of "Rocky V""
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"Thousand' Pongo?"
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"Did you hear that? Pizza kicked the bucket."
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"Now we don't have to pay him the million. We can keep it for ourselves."
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"Yeah."
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"- Daddy! Oh, Daddy! - Oh, Vespa, my darling."
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"I thought I'd never see you again. Oh, my sweet little daughter."
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"And, little Vespa, here's someone else who's happy to see you."
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"Oh, hello."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Thanks, hon."
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"Hiya, big stuff."
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"- What'll you have? - We're just gassing up, so what's ready?"
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"I'll have the cleavage. Uh, the special."
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"OK, one special and one soup."
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"- Ready to order? - Hi. Yes, we'll both have the lunafish."
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"Anything to drink? Hey, watch where you stick that thing!"
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"Huh? Oh, look, it's got a mind of its own, sweetheart. I can't do a thing with it."
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"- Jeez! - What?"
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"No, we were lost. None of us knew where we were."
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"And we said "Harry, how can you tell?" He said "From the bark, you dummy!""
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"From the bark!"
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"Is he all right?"
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"- Hey, what's wrong with this guy? - I don't know!"
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"- Bring him some water! - Water, my ass!"
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"Bring this guy some Pepto-Bismol!"
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"Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?"
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"- Change my order to the soup. - Good move."
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"Oh, no."
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"Not again."
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"Check, please."
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"Five minutes to magic time."
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"Are you all right, my dear? You look a little... flighty."
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"Huh! Didn't even stay for the wedding. Just grabbed his million bucks and ran."
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"He didn't take the million."
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"- He didn't? - No."
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"He just took 248 space bucks for lunch, gas and tolls."
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"I can't believe you refused the money. But we could've stayed for food. I'm starving."
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"- Have you got anything to eat? - Nah."
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"Oh, wait a minute. Yogurt gave me that fortune cookie."
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"- Here, chow down. - Wow, thanks."
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"- I'll split it. - No."
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"OK."
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"- Yogurt! - Hello, boys."
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"Well, you opened your fortune cookie, so here's your fortune."
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"Lone Starr, you know that medallion that you wear,"
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"but you don't know what it means? Here's what it means."
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"It's a royal birth certificate. Yes!"
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"Your father was a king, your mother was a queen,"
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"which makes you a certified prince."
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"Hey, I'm a prince."
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"I'm a prince! Which means..."
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"Which means if you hurry there could be a princess in your future."
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"If you wanna stop her marrying Sleeping Beauty,"
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"there's a special can of fuel in your glove compartment."
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"- Good luck, boys. - Bye, Yogurt."
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"And, Yogurt..."
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"...thanks. - You're welcome."
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"And may the Schwartz be with youuuuu!"
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"Oh, what a world."
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"- Barf, open that glove compartment. - You got it... Your Highness."
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"Wow! Liquid Schwartz!"
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"- Quick, pour it in the tank. - Right."
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"Look at that!"
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"- Done. - Hang on, Barfo,"
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"we're gonna make space tracks."
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"Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?"
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"Hey, hey, watch my helmet."
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"Spaceballs!"
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"Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
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"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here together..."
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"...again."
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"- You didn't say he refused the money. - It wasn't important."
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"- May I continue, please? - Besides, he asked me not to tell you."
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"Thank you."
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"To join Princess Vespa and Princess Valium..."
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"I'm sorry, it's the hair."
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"Prince Valium"
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"in the bonds of holy matrimony."
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"I see it all now. Don't you see he loves me?"
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"I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Quiet."
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"- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry."
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"- I'm sorry, too. - Don't be sorry, be quiet."
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"I'm sorry!"
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"To join Princess Vespa and Prince Valium in the bonds of holy..."
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"...moly!"
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"Uh... matrimony."
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"That's it. No more chances. We're doing the short version."
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"Prince Valium, do you take Princess Vespa to be your wife?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"- Do you take Valium to be your husband? - Uh... well, I..."
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"I suppose. Well, oh, I don't know."
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"- No! She doesn't. - What?"
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"- Who the hell are you? - Prince Lone Starr."
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"- Prince?! - I just found out."
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"That's what this says. I'm an honest-to-God prince."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"Well, let me think about it."
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"I'm sick of this. I don't care who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today."
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"- Who are you? - I'm the best man, Barf."
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"- Are you getting married? - No."
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"Then get over there!"
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"OK, here we go. The short, short version."
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"- Do you? - Yes."
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"- Do you? - Yes."
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"- I love you. - I love you."
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"I don't see Planet Druidia. Where is it?"
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"Everybody got that?"
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"Could be the interlocking system."
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"- Who made that man a gunner? - I did, sir."
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"Well, if you must know, I wasn't in love with the groom."
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"Here, take the ring. Point it at that big statue."
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"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power."
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"- It's coming from here. - That can't be her."
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"Dammit! That's our only way out."
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"And 10,000 years of fresh air."
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"There's the other end. Faster!"
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