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Clips from Spaceballs (1987)

"- Colonel Sandurz! - What is it, Sergeant Ricco?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"You're really a Spaceball."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Have you notified Lord Helmet? - Yes, sir. He's on his way."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Make way for Dark Helmet."
Spaceballs (1987)
"All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I can't breathe in this thing!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir. - Good."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob."
Spaceballs (1987)
"What?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"You went over my helmet?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Not exactly over, sir. Uh, m-m-more to the side."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'll always call you first. It'll never happen again. Never, ever!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, shit!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"No, no, no, no! No, no!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Please, please, please! No, no, not that!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Yes, that."
Spaceballs (1987)
"We have it on the radar screen. Shall I punch it up for you?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Nah, I'll do it myself. - Very good, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"No, sir. We call it... Mr Coffee."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Care for some?"
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"Yes!"
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"- I always have coffee when I watch radar. - Of course."
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"- Everybody knows that. - Of course we do, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar."
Spaceballs (1987)
"There it is. Planet Druidia."
Spaceballs (1987)
"And under the air shield 10,000 years of fresh air."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- We must get through the shield. - We will, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceball."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, cos it's gonna be a short honeymoon."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hot! Too hot!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, if only your mother were alive to see this day."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- No. Where's my droid of honour? - Oh, dear, yes! Where's Dot?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Dot!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, thank God."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Where have you been? - Here I am."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Sorry. I had to make a pit stop."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'm so excited, I couldn't hold my oil."
Spaceballs (1987)
"All right, people. It's magic time."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Right, everyone starting on the left foot."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Daddy, that's your right foot. - It's too late. Keep going."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Daddy?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Must I go through with this? - I'm sorry, my dear. You have to."
Spaceballs (1987)
"But, Daddy?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I don't love him."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'm sorry, Vespa. He's the last prince left in the galaxy."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this most joyous occasion"
Spaceballs (1987)
"to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland,"
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"going right past the altar, heading down the ramp, and out the door!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Stop her! Someone, stop her! Stop her!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hey, wait! You forgot to get married."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Will you stop?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What are you doing? - No questions, Dot. Get in!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Where is she going?! Where is she going?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Come ba..."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Barf..."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Barf."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Ba-arf!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Huh?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What can I do you for? - Where you been?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Grabbin' a snack. Want some? - No."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Little hair of the dog? - No! Listen, answer that for me."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Will you watch that? - Oh, sorry."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'll just throw on your audio. That way they won't see you."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Sorry, wrong switch."
Spaceballs (1987)
"No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not what I want."
Spaceballs (1987)
"It's what he wants."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Pizza The Hutt!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Well, if it isn't Lone Starr"
Spaceballs (1987)
"and his sidekick, Puke."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- That's Barf. - Barf, Puke, whatever!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Where's my money? - Don't worry. You'll have it by next week."
Spaceballs (1987)
"No, no. I gotta have it by tomorrow."
Spaceballs (1987)
"A hundred thousand?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"No way! You forgot late charges,"
Spaceballs (1987)
"which brings it up to, uh... one million space bucks."
Spaceballs (1987)
"A million?! That's unfair."
Spaceballs (1987)
"but not to the pay-ee."
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"or else."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Or else what? - Tell him, Vinnie."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Or else Pizza"
Spaceballs (1987)
"is gonna send out for you."
Spaceballs (1987)
"You're delicious."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Ciao, boys."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Can we talk?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill."
Spaceballs (1987)
"But you could've married him for your father, then had a headache for 25 years."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Will you turn that thing off?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"What?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"What is it?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I was saying, do you realise what you've done?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Yes! And I'm glad."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Glad, glad, glad, glad, glad."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I wonder if she's glad."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Don't be ridiculous!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"As president of Planet Spaceball, I can assure both you and your viewers"
Spaceballs (1987)
"that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Yes, of course. I've heard the same rumour myself."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Yes, thanks for calling and not reversing the charges. Yes, bye."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Shithead!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"President Skroob?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Yes?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"This is Central Control. Commanderette Zircon speaking, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"What is it?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- And Spaceball One is closing in on her. - Good, good."
Spaceballs (1987)
"We have both ships coming up on the Teledar, sir, if you wish to observe."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- I'll be down immediately. - Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"It was wonderful."
Spaceballs (1987)
"All right, I'll take a shot at it. What the hell, it works on "Star Trek"."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Snotty!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Great beasties! His head!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- It's on backwards! - Well, this is terrible! Do something!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'm sorry, sir. There must have been a micro-converter malfunction."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hold on, sir. We'll try to reverse the beam."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Lock one. Lock two. Lock three."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Loch Lomond."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Are you all right, Mr President?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Fine, fine, no thanks to you."
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