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Clips from Spaceballs (1987)

"- We'll beam you back, sir. - Forget it, forget it. No more beaming."
Spaceballs (1987)
"This time I'm gonna walk!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"President Skroob! Salute!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hail, Skroob!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Hello, President Skroob. - Oh, uh..."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Hello, Charlene. - I'm Marlene!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Hello, Marlene. - I'm Charlene!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Chew your gum."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Where's the princess? - Right there, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Good, good! She's almost in our grasp."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Tell Dark Helmet he must take the princess alive."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Princess Vespa's spaceship within range."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Good. Fire a warning shot across her nose."
Spaceballs (1987)
"What's going on?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"It's either the Fourth of July, or someone's trying to kill us!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hey, I don't have to put up with this."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'm rich."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What are you doing? - I'm calling my father."
Spaceballs (1987)
"1- 800- DRUIDIA."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Sorry, sir. Doing my best."
Spaceballs (1987)
"He's my cousin."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Who is he? - He's an Asshole, sir."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- I know that! What's his name? - That is his name, sir. Major Asshole."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- And his cousin? - An Asshole, too. Gunner Phillip Asshole."
Spaceballs (1987)
"How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Yo!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Keep firing, Assholes!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hurry, Daddy! Hurry!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"There are laser blasts all around us!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'm scared."
Spaceballs (1987)
"King Roland to Lone Starr! King Roland to Lone Starr! Are you there?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Lone Starr, you've got to help me. My daughter's being attacked by Spaceballs."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Spaceballs? Forget it. Too dangerous."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Besides, I'm already numero uno on Dark Helmet's hit list."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Look, Your Highness, it's not that we're afraid."
Spaceballs (1987)
"You're the only ones that can save her! I'll give you anything!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Did you hear me? Anything!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Anything? - Yes, anything!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- OK, we'll do it for... a million. - A million!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, you're starting to fade, Your Highness."
Spaceballs (1987)
"All right, I'll pay it. Only find her, save her."
Spaceballs (1987)
"All right, King. You just made a deal."
Spaceballs (1987)
"One princess for one million space bucks."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What's she driving? - A brand-new white Mercedes 2001"
Spaceballs (1987)
"SEL limited edition. Moonroof, all-leather interior."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I got it at a good price. I paid cash."
Spaceballs (1987)
"My cousin Prince Murray has a dealership. He was very nice to me."
Spaceballs (1987)
"We get the idea. Where was she last seen?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- She was just passing Jupiter Two. - We'll find her."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Please, bring her back safely!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"One million space bucks! We can pay off Pizza!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Gimme paw!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"What's happening?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"What's that glow?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- We're not moving. - Oh, we're moving all right."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Backwards!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"There's our princess. She's got company."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, no. Spaceballs. And they've got her in their magnetic beam."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Barf! No. Bad."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Why are we risking our lives for a princess? I know we need money..."
Spaceballs (1987)
"We're doing it for a shitload of money!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right."
Spaceballs (1987)
"And you're always right."
Spaceballs (1987)
"OK, we save her, but how? They're gonna spot us on their radar."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Uh-uh. - Uh-huh."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Uh-uh, not if we jam it."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Aha! You're right."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Down scope! - Down scope."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Radar about to be"
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"jammed."
Spaceballs (1987)
"...it!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What is it? - Can I talk to you for a moment, sir?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Well? - Trouble with the radar, sir"
Spaceballs (1987)
"You don't need that, Private. What is it?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Trouble with the radar, sir"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What's wrong? - I've lost the bleeps, sweeps and creeps."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- The what? - The what?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"The sweeps:"
Spaceballs (1987)
"And the creeps:"
Spaceballs (1987)
"That's not all he's lost."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be...jammed!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Jammed."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Raspberry."
Spaceballs (1987)
"There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Lone Starr!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- What was that? - Never mind that. What was that?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hi."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Who are you? - Barf."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Not in here, mister. This is a Mercedes."
Spaceballs (1987)
"No, that's my name. Barf."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Barf? What are you?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
Spaceballs (1987)
"What do you want?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Your father hired Lone Starr and me to save you. We gotta go."
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Good. Quick. Hurry. Follow the dog. - Mog. I'm a mog."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Wait. What about my matched luggage?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Hey, stop looking up my can."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Checking in?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"What the hell is all that?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Her Royal Highness's matched luggage!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"What?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Her Royal Highness's matched luggage."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Oh, matched luggage, huh? What's she think this is, a Princess Cruise?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Well, she wouldn't go without it. - Oh, yeah?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Now hear this! The minute we get outta here the first thing we do is"
Spaceballs (1987)
"dump the matched luggage!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Who was that?"
Spaceballs (1987)
"Now you hear this, whoever you are."
Spaceballs (1987)
"You will not touch that luggage"
Spaceballs (1987)
"And, furthermore, I want this pigsty cleaned up."
Spaceballs (1987)
"I will not be rescued in such filth."
Spaceballs (1987)
"Listen! On this ship, I don't take orders, I give 'em."
Spaceballs (1987)
"This is my dreamboat, sweetheart"
Spaceballs (1987)
"- Sweetheart? - Uh-oh."
Spaceballs (1987)
"How dare you speak to me that way!"
Spaceballs (1987)
"You will address me as "Your Royal Highness""
Spaceballs (1987)
"I am Princess Vespa. Daughter of Roland, King of the Druids."
Spaceballs (1987)
"That's all we needed."
Spaceballs (1987)
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