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Clips from 30 Rock - Meet the Woggels! (S06E06)

"You should do what's best for you."
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"Even if you become a doctor, or a lawyer,"
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"I'll still be proud of you."
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"Good-bye, my son."
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"Great. Now let's go do my thing."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, God."
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"He's dressed like her."
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"I'm too late."
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"Kouchie?"
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"My thing went perfectly."
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"This was your mother's."
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"Jack, I've got a huge problem."
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""TGS Season Six, Duck!""
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"And that's a season five catchphrase."
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"Lemon, that is not a real problem."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"I want everything to be perfect."
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"And factories provide three things"
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"this country desperately needs:"
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"Jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs."
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"Great, so we solved your problem,"
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"but now I've gotta wear last year's sweatshirt"
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"to my cousin's wedding."
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"Oh, I listened to rock and roll music once,"
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"but I stopped before I started worshipping the devil."
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"The song went, "Mr. Sandma--", then I shut it off."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"This sexual walkabout I'm on is really opening me up"
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"You've been with tons of musicians."
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"with the guy from blues traveler."
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"He still had his harmonica thing on."
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"Sure, I've dated musicians before."
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"They sold out Madison square garden in nine minutes,"
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"for a Tuesday morning show."
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"I don't know, just a little band called the Woggels."
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"He's about to do something amazing."
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"Oh, I know the Woggels."
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"Wait, you're trying to break up a children's group?"
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"on my sexual walkabout list."
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""Yoko a band,"
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""make love to a beloved children's entertainer,"
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"be with a non-aboriginal Australian--""
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"I mean, if you're just checking off boxes,"
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"He's not replacing me."
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"with a beloved children's entertainer."
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"Or the sedated prisoner they put inside of Barney."
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"And for once I'm not talking about"
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"It's my family."
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"My oldest son, George Foreman, got into Stanford,"
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"Tracy, that's awesome. Stanford's a great school."
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"I didn't even get in, and I was first in my class."
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"because of a bad mono outbreak which"
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"You don't understand."
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"Jordan men don't go to college."
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"- that they'll never get. - Mr. Jordan,"
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"- you should be proud. - Proud?"
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"Tracy, in the real world,"
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"you need a college degree to succeed."
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"Really, Dotcom?"
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"How did your city council campaign go?"
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"This is Angie's fault! She coddled him."
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"And I'm gonna die trying!"
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"Mr. Donaghy."
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"This is Dr. Pravin Singh."
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"My mother didn't have heart surgery."
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"Born April 24, 1925, at Boston catholic guilt hospital."
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"She keeps calling me Aladdin."
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"Well, she's recovering very nicely,"
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"but we don't have anyone to release her to."
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"We found your name on a list of disappointments"
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"she keeps folded up in her shoe."
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"Well, doctor, I can't come to the hospital"
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"to bring my mother home."
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"Dr. Singh, are you stealing my hats?"
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"What do you do, feed them to your cow God?"
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"- Could we just... - Ooh, sofa."
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"What are you gonna do, put on your galoshes"
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"and go eat some fruit, like a Frenchman?"
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"Good God! You've ruined every significant moment in my life."
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"there's only one reason I came to New York,"
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"So you were planning on never telling me"
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"you were having heart surgery?"
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"Look, I do have other patients."
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"♪ A hot air balloon ♪"
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"♪ A hat that's full of soup ♪"
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"What?"
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"Nothing can tear us apart..."
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"♪ Basketballs hula hoops rollercoaster loop-the-loops ♪"
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"So to help your mother's weakened heart continue to beat,"
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"Yes, I'm familiar with that."
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"A month later, he and I went hunting in Mexico."
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"He shot thousands of doves that day"
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"and only hit me in the leg once."
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"Mrs. Donaghy,"
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"the fact that you didn't call your son is worrisome."
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"What good would he have been?"
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"I recall this one time"
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"he cried and cried."
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"I mean, it was more like wailing."
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"It was awful."
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"She's referring to my birth."
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"Can you believe this is the best room they have?"
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"not a Japanese internment camp"
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"and watch carriage horses being whipped."
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"I can't go to the Plaza, and you know it."
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"that she has a gay grandson?"
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"Everybody knows!"
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"- with me and Liddy. - Liddy?"
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"Because at Ellis island,"
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"your mother's name was recorded as "unclaimed Irish stowaway.""
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"Son,"
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"if I'm gonna "reverse Urkel" you."
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"Dad, I just want to read."
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"Son, I'm gonna show you"
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"how a real Jordan man enjoys himself."
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"It's montage time."
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"Tray, montage got married and quit stripping."
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"Fine, we'll just do a series of activities."
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"- ♪ From a little hope ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪"
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