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Clips from 30 Rock - Meet the Woggels! (S06E06)

"The TGS sweatshirts were"
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"which is a catch-phrase from a pretty great sketch."
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"Yuck!"
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"But they got misprinted and now they say,"
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"Duck!?"
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"right before a ribbon-cutting for a couch factory."
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"I just... had them."
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"I thought I'd lost them. Today..."
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"I'm opening a factory."
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"Oh, I'm so tired."
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"- to new experiences. - What's new?"
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"But I've never sexually manipulated one"
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"Like Yoko Ono and the Beatles,"
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"Wait, who plays on a Tuesday morning?"
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"My Russ is the blue one."
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"to that song at her wedding."
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"I thought the whole point of this"
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"was to see if someone could make you happier than Paul."
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"maybe you should get back together before it's too late."
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"And I hope right now he is also"
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"Maybe Raffi."
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"Something terrible has happened!"
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"the collapse of the middle class."
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"Although, only seven of us graduated that year"
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"and scare people into subscribing to magazines"
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"My son's a nerd!"
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"Yes?"
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"I performed your mother's heart surgery last month."
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"Colleen Donaghy."
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"I'm in New York, not Florida."
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"Mr. Donaghy, I'm calling you from Cornell medical center."
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"My mother's in New York?"
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"Somebody got all flouncy when I wasn't looking."
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"Yes, I'm sure you do."
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"Oh."
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"Yes, I know it's over, Kouchie."
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"Unlike you, I have eyes."
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"♪ Silly dinosaurs ♪"
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"♪ A pogo stick ♪"
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"Where do you think you're going?"
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"♪ A very silly list of things ♪"
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"we implanted an "LVAD" device."
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"My good friend Dick Cheney got one."
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"So, you know that it runs on rechargeable batteries?"
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"Like the flashlight in my race war preparedness bag."
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"He's useless in a hospital."
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"Look, I know this is a lot to process,"
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"Well, if you're not happy here"
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"I could put you up at the Plaza."
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"You could look out at the park"
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"What if I run into Eloise?"
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"Well, then, of course I'd love to have you stay"
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"Why couldn't you name the baby after my mother?"
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"Grizz, tear this book in half."
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"- ♪ Up a mountain slope ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh ♪"
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"♪ Gonna make 'em both come true ♪"
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"♪ Heaven will be waiting there ♪"
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"♪ I only know I'm gonna try ♪"
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"She's fine."
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"Jack, your mom's 87."
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""The talk"?"
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"There were... drawings."
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"to reach out to you."
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"and the talk will happen."
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"because Liddy is "giving her the stink eye.""
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"she is going back to Florida."
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"As my coffee cup said this morning,"
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"This cup was made from recycled toilet paper.""
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"It's really good."
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"So, why does Ian write all the songs?"
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"He's just keeping you down,"
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"Really?"
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"It doesn't matter what this brain thinks."
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"and she hates the Princeton club,"
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"after I got your tenth text message,"
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"Ah, Elizabeth."
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"Yoko announcement."
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"Hm."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"We'll just replace you."
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"Ugh, Dean Cain."
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"Because I think we need to talk, about talking."
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"Okay, fine. If I can't convince you,"
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"maybe you'll listen to the words of Mike and the mechanics,"
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"It's too late, when--""
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"Great news, everyone!"
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"I'll start the paperwork."
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"It takes a week to get an I.D."
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"Tony will rush it for me."
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"I never even taught him how to shave..."
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"I haven't been there for him since day one."
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"Hey, Angie."
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"And also, we're out of soda at home."
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"before they realize we're not doctors."
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"and he wants to be here."
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"♪ I'm a little Joey a baby kangaroo ♪"
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"♪ Jumped out of mommy's pouch ♪"
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"♪ And now I don't know what to do ♪"
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"♪ But now the fun is over, and I want to get back home ♪"
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"It's all been a terrible mistake."
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"You don't just jump out of the pouch and walk away"
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"The what?"
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"No."
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"That song, like everything, is about me."
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"What have I done?"
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"My driver will take you to the airport."
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"- Mm, good. - Good-bye, mother."
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"- Jenna made me forget about... - What if I'm already too late?"
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"Both of you need to stop right there."
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"there is only one thing you need to do."
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"George Foreman first, dinner break, then Paul."
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"I'm sorry,"
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"was that supposed to be for our benefit?"
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"She's not kidding."
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"And I'm sorry about the juice,"
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"which you should know was actually wine."
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"If I've ever had any success in this life,"
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"I made this happen."
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"Son, this isn't easy for me to say,"
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"But I need to say it."
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