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Clips from Family Guy - This Little Piggy (S13E13)

"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* On which we used to rely? *"
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"the Tin Man felt when he finally got his heart."
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"And as for you, Tin Man, a 19-year-old kid in Cincinnati"
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"that maybe I was thinking more metaphorically."
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"All right, take it down a notch, Stewie."
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"that celebrates their kids for nothing."
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"Well, you've never gotten an award."
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"Kids, we need to talk."
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"And it's made me incredibly horny."
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"Take care."
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"and he said he had to take you to dialysis."
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"All right, I have $50 for the first person"
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"Okay, well, here goes."
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"All right, Meg, while we take these,"
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"or "She Works Hard for the Money.""
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"Sure."
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"Well, Meg, the thing is... my name's Evan, by the way..."
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"Foot-fetish porn sites are a huge business."
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"This is real modeling."
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"And you could be our next big star."
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"Really?"
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"I don't know..."
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"You'll meet lots of famous people."
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"Hi, Meg."
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"Well, not that it's any of your business, Meg,"
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"You think 20 years just happens?"
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"Oh, come on, Meg."
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"as the dog on "Frasier.""
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"Woof!"
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"Rhode Island Folk Festival."
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"This trip's already off to a great start."
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"Brother Roscoe, what do you see?"
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"* Oh, I see a Howard Johnson's billboard *"
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"- * Sing what you see * - * Uh-huh *"
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"Brian!"
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"Come on."
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"Hey, Evan."
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"You can't quit."
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"I am?"
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"And look at these comments."
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"You're a hit, Meg."
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"It's not often that anyone says anything nice"
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"about any part of me."
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"It's porn... I never thought I'd do porn."
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"Jason, I want you to promise me one thing..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"It's 18 and older, Brian."
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"I'm tired of living my life in a tiny little box,"
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"like some sort of claustrophobic turtle."
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"Okay, Brian, the key to these things is to find"
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"a good position to sit on the ground."
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"Oh, yeah, the old scratchy trunk blanket."
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"We could probably just stand."
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"All right, let's try sideways on the elbow."
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"Ow, no, that hurts."
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"Flat-back, craning to look up?"
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"Balls of feet butt-hover like a Chinese guy?"
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"Yep, that's what we're here for. Okay, Stewie."
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"Brian! Stewie!"
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"Uh, I don't know. Four different bands said"
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"because I've met the most amazing girl."
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"Oh, crap."
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"was Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock."
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"Please. Don't try to act like you guys care."
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"And we're just trying to protect you."
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"of anybody possibly thinking I could be a model."
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"there are people out there who think I'm beautiful."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It seems like just yesterday she was born."
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"Sure."
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"Okay, Brian, so we like the same girl."
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"There's no reason we can't be gentlemen about this."
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"Absolutely."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Yep, down the hatch."
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"Stewie still screams, "What's happening?""
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"Oh, this is nice, spending this time together."
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"I was thinking maybe we could all have a three-way."
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"A... a three-way?"
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"* Bat us around *"
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"knees and toes, knees and toes?"
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"Okay, you can have those."
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"Is... is this... is this foreplay?"
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"She's dead."
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"You're a monster."
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"You know what to do."
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"Oh, hey, guys. What's going on?"
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"Quagmire, we need your help finding Meg."
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"I would love if you guys would just call first."
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"Well, come on in."
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"Let me just fire up the Internet here."
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"Sorry, Joe's Wi-Fi is really slow today."
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"Um, Cassandra, I'm sorry your life was so screwed up"
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"I left the comfort of the classroom"
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"and you said you'd pay me back, so I'm gonna take your bra."
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"All right, you guys, before we begin,"
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"Yeah, or else we'll..."
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"Listen, Meg, your mom and I are sorry"
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"That's right."
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"Thanks, you guys."
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"Yeah, let's get out of here."
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"What did you say is going on"
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"Oh, this is a big moment for Stewie."
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"Big moment? Come on, Lois,"
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"And just last month, we had to come here"
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"when he went into the green room from the yellow room."
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"Oh, don't remind me."
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"I'm gonna start crying all over again."
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"I told work he was getting dialysis,"
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"so I got the whole day off."
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"Stewie Griffin, welcome to the purple room."
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"Wow, look at that! This must be how"
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"was struck by a drunk driver last night."
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"And so... you've got your heart."
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"You know, it's kind of hitting me now"
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"Oh, no... you said you wanted a heart"
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"over and over again."
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