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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Three Directors (S16E16)

"♪ Laugh and cry"
Family Guy(1999)
"and I got a weird message from Paul Verhoeven"
Family Guy(1999)
"Anyway, here's our first director,"
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"Quentin Tarantino."
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"♪ Hey, well, I'm the friendly stranger ♪"
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"♪ In the black sedan, won't you hop inside my car? ♪"
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"♪ I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man ♪"
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"♪ I'm your vehicle, baby"
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"♪ I'll take you anywhere you wanna go ♪"
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"♪ I'm your vehicle, woman"
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"♪ By now I'm sure you know"
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"♪ I need ya ♪ Need ya"
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"♪ Great God in heaven, you know I love you... ♪"
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"From home or from a place?"
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"A place."
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"♪ Well, if you wants to be a movie star ♪"
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"I've had enough of your nonsense."
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"It's a cliché."
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"Well, you're not really ready,"
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"and then run out. Thanks."
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"Oh, that was unnecessary but cool."
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"So awesome!"
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"Ah, so close."
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"No, this is better."
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"We got business."
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"Y-You got to put the keys in the ignition."
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"Tricia Takanawa 88s!"
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"so that you can only see "wood.""
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"You know why? 'Cause of boners."
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"Let me tell you about my house."
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"that was inside a vintage Army tent,"
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"And the play is off."
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"Do you want to do a Spider-Man kiss?"
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"I'll be there right away."
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"my father presented his play,"
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"This took a lot of work."
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"He died chasing a Pokémon across a busy street."
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"On this very spot, 52 years ago,"
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"The what? Is that even one of the Seven Wonders?"
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"The Decepticons have only one weakness."
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"The only problem is, there's not a man alive"
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"There may be one."
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"According to our sources,"
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"I don't throw kegs anymore."
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"Who's this?"
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"Look, Peter, I didn't want to ask you to do this"
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"Everyone stop talking about me!"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my mind"
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"Deal. Now let me sit sideways on your motorcycle"
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"We're not joining your team."
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"Two months is a long time"
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"The Hagia Sophia."
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"Pete."
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"they have advanced cloaking technology."
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"My Samsung Gear S2 watch says the same thing."
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"Let's have a fight with so many quick shots and close-ups,"
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"They're expensive."
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"But-but how?"
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"You want to ask questions or you want to do it in a cemetery?"
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"Yeah, no, I-I think I'm just tired"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely?"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"Hi there. It's me, Peter."
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"You know, when it comes to making dreams come alive,"
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"there used to be nothing like the movies."
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"So we thought it would be fun to ask"
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"a few visionary Hollywood directors to create his..."
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"let's be honest, his..."
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"own unique version of the same Family Guy story:"
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""Peter Gets Fired.""
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"Of the countless directors we contacted,"
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"three did not say no immediately,"
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"that I could not understand."
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"Ah, Pieoter, habinsky Vermhoeven."
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"Kibbensme comfurdle. Stupf."
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"I've listened to that over a hundred times now."
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"I-I got nothin'."
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"♪ That I love ya ♪ Love ya"
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"What's in your lunch? Pizza."
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"Griffin, you're three hours late."
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"Stop trying to be a clock, you ain't got the face for it."
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"Here's Christoph Waltz to fire you in a weird accent."
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"Yer fi-YERD!"
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"You think you can fire me?"
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"I'm taking this keg as payback."
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"Cinema is an event."
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"- Where's my family? - Dead. All of them."
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"Oh, my God, where am I?"
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"Coma?! How long was I out?"
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"What year is this? It's whatever year"
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"Quentin Tarantino used to watch television."
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"Well, can I go home?"
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"but if it's for revenge,"
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"you can stab me with this scalpel"
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"Somebody order a wet-haired black guy"
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"to help with your revenge and sometimes"
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"speak louder than necessary?"
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"Sorry, that's my car alarm. Cleveland, turn that off!"
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"I'm pressing the button."
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"I've been doing that, but..."
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"Oh, there we go."
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"Peter, I'm standing here because I am"
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"♪ Get on up ♪ Get on up"
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"Peter, you can tell I'm different"
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"because my weapon is different."
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"Oh, well, then, maybe I won't be able"
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"to chop your head off."
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"Oh, yep."
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"Opera music makes violence classy."
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"Of course."
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"That!"
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"♪ What's new, pussycat?"
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"♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa"
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"♪ What's new, pussycat? Whoa. ♪"
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"Welcome back to our special episode,"
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"featuring famous directors' versions"
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"of the same Family Guy story, "Peter Gets Fired.""
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"I'm still here in front of the Hollywood Sign,"
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"but I've asked the cameraman to adjust the shot"
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