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Clips from South Park - Pinewood Derby (S13E13)

"what's taking so long ?!"
South Park
"and he'll leave us alone !"
South Park
"we're working on it !"
South Park
"as before with only the approved pinewood derby kit."
South Park
"well, we have to tell him we used something outside the kit."
South Park
"that will make us look ?!"
South Park
"( cell phone ringing )"
South Park
"hello ?"
South Park
"it's the intergalactic police !"
South Park
"you better get rid of 'em"
South Park
"or your whole planet is gonna get it, see ?!"
South Park
"excuse us, earthlings, but we've been in pursuit"
South Park
"of a criminal from the xenon galaxy."
South Park
"we haven't seen anything."
South Park
"might have seen him ?"
South Park
"uh, actually, i happen to be on the phone"
South Park
"i can ask."
South Park
"named baby fark mcgee-zax."
South Park
"we've seen nothing here in france."
South Park
"sorry, nobody in the world has seen anything."
South Park
"hey, everybody, we just made first contact !"
South Park
"we will give you a call !"
South Park
"i don't know, daverd."
South Park
"all right, son, now you just paint the racing stripe"
South Park
"i just need it functional, right ?!"
South Park
"we have to tell everyone we cheated."
South Park
"no, i've got it all figured out, son."
South Park
"i've been filing down this piece of metal into a shank."
South Park
"no, dad, we don't even know what'll happen !"
South Park
"what are you two whisperin' about, right ?!"
South Park
"look real close that the axles here."
South Park
"gawawkwakwk !"
South Park
"all right, you got him, son !"
South Park
"you see, stan ?"
South Park
"what did daddy tell you ?"
South Park
"but stan it's over now."
South Park
"( man ) hey, marsh, get in here !"
South Park
"oh, my god."
South Park
"i mean, this is a lot of space cash, guys."
South Park
"think what we could do with it."
South Park
"no, dad-- he's right."
South Park
"will you relax, stan ?"
South Park
"the space cash belongs to all of us !"
South Park
"with the rest of the world,"
South Park
"all right, fine, look,"
South Park
"because we killed the alien, you boner."
South Park
"the space cash as everyone else."
South Park
"oh, hey, space officers."
South Park
"looks like the alien criminal did land here after all."
South Park
"oh, that-- you were talking about that alien ?"
South Park
"and so did you find the missing space cash ?"
South Park
"no-- space cash, no."
South Park
"hey, uh, any of you other countries see any space cash ?"
South Park
"no, space cash no way. no, no. no, space cash."
South Park
"yeah, doesn't look like the space cash was ever here."
South Park
"guess he must of dropped it off at some other planet."
South Park
"and seven water parks in last four days..."
South Park
"oh, oh, yeah, all us other countries chipped in"
South Park
"uh-huh."
South Park
"have a good day."
South Park
"we said no spending the space cash yet !"
South Park
"what the hell are you doing ?!"
South Park
"they're gonna ruin everything !"
South Park
"will you listen to me for five seconds ?!"
South Park
"the cops are gonna ask questions !"
South Park
"nobody can build anything !"
South Park
"yeah, well, it's not even gonna matter,"
South Park
"because finland is thinking about telling"
South Park
"the space cops the truth !"
South Park
"we believe the aliens are going to find out"
South Park
"it's best we come clean now."
South Park
"nobody's gonna find out anything."
South Park
"we cannot live with the guilt any more."
South Park
"you're right."
South Park
"can you just let us other countries"
South Park
"all right, you guys, we gotta get rid of finland."
South Park
"yeah, i think we all agree, guys."
South Park
"uh, finland ?"
South Park
"what-- what about it ?"
South Park
"it appears to have been destroyed."
South Park
"hey, guys, finland's dead."
South Park
"yeah, somebody better break the news to norway."
South Park
"they were really close."
South Park
"( sighing )"
South Park
"i mean, odds are, they nuked themselves."
South Park
"we didn't say anything about nukes."
South Park
"( stan ) excuse me !"
South Park
"excuse me !"
South Park
"stan !"
South Park
"i used something not in the approved kit."
South Park
"not in the approved kit ?"
South Park
"( stan ) this trophy isn't mine."
South Park
"then i'll have to keep this lie going forever."
South Park
"go to your room, son."
South Park
"your son seems to have some pretty inspirational words."
South Park
"nnnnnope !"
South Park
"no, tell 'em no. no changes."
South Park
"yeah, no, we've told you everything, space officers."
South Park
"oh, shit, it's baby fark mcgee-zax !"
South Park
"my real name is kevirn xaxor."
South Park
"what the hell are they talking about ?"
South Park
"these are not space cops."
South Park
"and space cash is only worth"
South Park
"but first we do the space-cash test,"
South Park
"to see if that species is worthy of joining."
South Park
"people of earth,"
South Park
"your species and your planet is hereby forever"
South Park
"good-bye."
South Park
"well, that sucks !"
South Park
"captioned by soundwriters*"
South Park
"* i'm going down to south park *"
South Park
"* ample parking day or night *"
South Park
"* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *"
South Park
"* come on down to south park *"
South Park
"* and meet some friends of mine *"
South Park
"all right, that's 2.8 centimeters."
South Park
"the hollises are not beating us this year."
South Park
"it's-- it's nothing, really."
South Park
"if you have any information of princess leia's whereabouts"
South Park
"otherwise, they'll know you're lying to them, all right ?"
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