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Clips from South Park - Pinewood Derby (S13E13)

"* gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* ( mumbling )"
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".6 milliseconds."
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"we know !"
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"sharon, stan's pinewood derby race is tomorrow."
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"do you have any idea how important this is to him ?!"
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"there. what is that ?"
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"and baffled over the theft"
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"surveillance cameras were able to record the theft on tape"
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"and police are now looking for"
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"caught here in these photos, the troubled rebel princess"
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"and then appearing disoriented"
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"as she tries to find her way out."
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"please call your local police department."
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"( man ) all right, scouts and dads, the racing continues."
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"and it looks like our next heat is ready to go"
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"and have our car inspected to qualify."
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"very important about "tells.""
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"when you tell them you only used the approved kit,"
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"might as well be today, all right ?"
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"all right next, please."
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"( whispering ) yes, i do. yes, i do."
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"oooh, yesssssss !"
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"well, well, look, son, it's the marshes."
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"you guys race already ?"
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"no, little emmett hasn't gone yet."
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"1.5 ?!"
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"the time to beat is 1.9 seconds."
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"three... two... one..."
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"oh, yeah !"
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"oh, yeah !"
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"( announcer ) this is 9 news at ten."
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"a colorado boy and his father have set a new record"
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"at the pinewood derby."
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"stan and randy marsh not only broke a speed record,"
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"a parade was held for the winners earlier today."
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"and endorsement deals"
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"( doorbell ringing )"
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"stan marsh ?"
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"i'm agent clark and this is agent marx."
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"we'd like to talk to you about your pinewood derby car."
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"young man, what we're about to tell you"
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"is a matter of national security."
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"yesterday, every government and embassy on earth"
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"was contacted by... an alien life force."
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"what does it want ?"
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"we believe that they intend to welcome us"
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"they will want to meet the people"
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"you got nothing on ussssss !"
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"dad, they aren't here for that !"
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"hi, i'm randy marsh."
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"that thanks to you"
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"we have made first contact with alien life."
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"what ?!"
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"what ? oh, my god !"
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"yeah, but i guess it's just a dumb, little race"
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"all thanks to a father and son who broke the warp barrier"
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"mr. marsh, you are on with all the world leaders."
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"god speed, mr. marsh."
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"prease say harro from-a china !"
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"will it be like in "star trek: first contact""
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"that's ours, mr. alien."
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"we are the marshes, randy and stan."
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"oh, yeah ?"
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"you're gonna build me another one, see ?!"
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"everyone down on the ground !"
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"you can't threaten us !"
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"anyone else on this planet wanna be a hero ?!"
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"( screaming )"
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"but they ain't gonna catch me, you got that ?"
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"they might've busted my warp drive"
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"oooh ! dame dame ! abunaiiii !"
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"you build me a new warp drive"
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"right, marsh ?!"
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"oh, boy."
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"you're stallin' !"
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"dad-- dad, you know we can't make the car go as fast"
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"do you have any idea how stupid"
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"will you just give us a minute ?!"
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"goll- !"
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"( siren blaring )"
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"aw zats !"
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"you tell 'em you ain't seen nothin', you got that ?!"
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"i ain't goin' to space jail !"
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"( sirens blaring )"
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"with all the world leaders."
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"uh, yeah, listen these, uh, police aliens are here"
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"and they're wondering if anyone has seen an alien"
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"uh, what did this criminal alien do, exactly ?"
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"from the universal bank."
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"no, we're sure."
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"that's right, yup, you're the first ones."
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"you don't seem that excited"
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"about your first contact with alien life."
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"that's-- that's right ! oh, my god !"
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"or the space cash you'll--"
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"like you did before."
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"i don't need it painted !"
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"hey, the right paint job is a big part of"
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"what makes a pinewood derby car go fast."
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"that's true."
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"i swear, if you don't have that thing working"
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"you have to kill the alien."
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"kill the alien ?! shh !"
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"i'm gonna call him over here to look at the car."
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"when i do, you shove that in his neck."
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"dad !"
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"here, see ?"
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"gwaaaawaawawwk !"
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"everything worked out."
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"we'll never have to lie again."
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"spaaace casshhh."
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"guess you should call them back now."
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"or what if we didn't call the cops ?"
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"we don't have to call the police back."
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"whoa, whoa, dad, what are we doing ?"
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"don't think you can keep"
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"zat's right."
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"this is all of our planet."
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"or we will tell the space cops !"
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