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Clips from South Park - Pinewood Derby (S13E13)

"there's plenty of space cash to go around."
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"thanks to us, our planet is rich, son !"
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"oh, no, no, china, we get to keep the ship."
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"oh, come on, england, you got just as much of"
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"oh, yeah, that one, he was here, yeah,"
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"probably !"
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"well, you folks all take care now."
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"just one more thing, earthlings."
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"mexico, has built 32 new hospitals"
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"and gave mexico some aid."
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"will some country that speaks spanish"
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"no, japan !"
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"if you keep building giant robots,"
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"wha ?! finland !"
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"sooner or later what we did."
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"okay, okay, you're right, you're right, finland, okay."
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"talk for private for a moment ?"
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"very well."
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"uh-huh. yup. yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"well, we're a little puzzled"
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"all of finland gone !"
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"no."
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"you know, suicide."
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"or whatever they did, i'm sayin'."
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"everyone, i have an announcement to make."
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"i am giving back my pinewood derby trophy."
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"the truth is... i don't deserve this trophy,"
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"because i cheated on my pinewood derby car."
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"oh, my god ! what ?! outside the kit ?"
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"because if i'm not honest now,"
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"and it will just grow and grow."
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"i am the ambassador to new planet testing."
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"there is no space jail,"
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"what you as a planet decided it was worth."
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"space jail ?!"
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"baby fark mcgee-zax ?!"
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"it was a trick ?"
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"whenever a civilization discovers warp speed,"
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"we want to bring them into the federation of planets."
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"since you did not return the space cash."
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"no, hey, wait, wait, no !"
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"captioning made possible by comedy central"
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"* headed on up to south park *"
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"should give us a drag of only..."
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"hold the front here, stan."
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"hey, guys, it's almost 2:00 a.m."
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"well, it's way past time for bed."
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"stan is not gonna lose"
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"to the goddamn hollises again !"
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"i don't think there's that much more you can do with it."
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"now just leave us alone !"
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"don't worry, son."
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"i went and got something to put inside our car"
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"and make it go extra fast."
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"stan, how do you think the hollises beat us every year ?"
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"i'm sure they put lead in the wood or something."
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"we're just leveling the playing field."
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"the hadron particle super collider in switzerland,"
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"where authorities are shocked"
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"oh, no, he didn't."
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"the superconducting magnet was stolen sometime last week."
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"princess leia organa of alderaan."
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"is seen taking the superconducting magnet"
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"in three, two, one-- race !"
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"2.1 seconds for tommy bretz !"
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"looks like we have a new leader, folks !"
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"all right ! all right !"
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"now, son, daddy needs to teach you something"
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"don't look up and away,"
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"whenever you need to lie, just don't look up and away,"
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"rub your neck or touch your ear."
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"son, you have to learn how to lie correctly some day,"
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"i love you, son."
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"thank you and good luck today."
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"it's, uh, marsh."
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"do you hereby swear that you used parts"
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"and only parts in the official pinewood derby kit ?"
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"all right, young man, good luck today."
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"hey, hollis."
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"clocked her in at home at 1.5 seconds."
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"it's the fastest car we've ever built."
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"may we please have..."
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"for their match, hey, marsh ?"
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"you got it, emmett !"
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"suck on that, hollis !"
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"but actually appear to have bent time and space"
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"and already offers for commercials"
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"for the father and son appear to be pouring in."
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"dad !"
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"apparently, the alien came across your pinewood derby car"
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"and it's now headed to our planet."
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"who discovered warp speed for our species."
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"stan, did you use all the damn toilet paper again ?"
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"oh, crap !"
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"what ?! what do you guys want ?!"
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"oh."
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"mr. marsh, we were just telling your son"
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"so guess what."
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"like you said, huh, sharon ?"
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"the world holds its breath"
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"as an alien ship prepares to land."
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"now that our planet has achieved warp speed,"
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"we are about to welcomed into the universal society,"
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"using only the parts in this pinewood derby car kit."
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"the nation of france is with you !"
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"uh, okay, oh, stand by."
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"i think it's-- i think it's landing."
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"our first encounter with extraterrestrial life"
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"or will it be more like "contact" with jodie foster ?"
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"i seek the life forms that made this."
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"he's got a gun !"
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"has ever seen, right ?!"
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"( screaming )"
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"i'm on the lam !"
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"but you obviously know how to make 'em !"
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"he can't take out all of us !"
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"i can kill any mug on this two-bit planet i want !"
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"fine, he can build you want you want."
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"uh, yeah, that's all we need, huh, stan ?"
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"okay, let's put the wheels on now, son."
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