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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Our Gang (S01E01)

"... I've gathered the nine worst punks at Stoolbend High."
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"... Ho Punch, P-Hound, and Nazi Greg."
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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"Don't you see?"
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"...who can give them the tough love they need."
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"Then it's settled. Coach Brown will save our school."
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"- Stink all to hell and get lice and suffer. - Get in the kitchen and make my dinner."
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"Actually, let me start over."
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"Hey, it's that lady from the school that has the big ass."
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"- It's sick. - You seen Bird On a Wire?"
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"There we go. Now, doesn't friendship feel nice?"
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"I don't know what to do with all these jackets."
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"So today, we're going into business."
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"And cookies it is."
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"How're we supposed to make money selling cookies, huh?"
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"Easy. Some of you will put the goods together."
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"I know some people who are straight-up junkies for cookies."
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"We all do."
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"I definitely don't wanna get in no trouble."
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"I guess I was too busy thinking about our new flat-screen TV."
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"I haven't felt this good since I helped that homeless person."
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"...teaspoon of vanilla extract, walnuts to taste?"
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"I am the leader of the Crazy Eights."
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"Not all of it."
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"I see."
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"Hold up."
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"All right. Anyone else need to use the bathroom?"
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"- We didn't wanna get in this deep. - I don't wanna die."
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"Whose idea was it to sell cookies in the first place..."
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"...which covered up your whole damn racket? Who?"
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"You know they've got guns."
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"A brother with his finger on the trigger More punks I take out, my rep gets bigger"
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"If you ever mess with me"
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"Give me back my son. Where's my boy?"
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"I don't even own a toilet."
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"But this stuff is nothing but trouble. You can have it."
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"Yo, I got a bag of meth."
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"I'll bust out the sticky icky for my boy Cleveland."
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"Actually, you can drop me off at the mall."
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"Well, I hope you kids learned your lesson."
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"...or I will rip each one of you a new anus."
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"Hmm. Well, I guess we could use 1000 to repair the living-room ceiling."
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"I could do that."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"Hey. The restroom is right here."
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"Some skank is having a baby in there, man."
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"Oh. Congratulations."
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"Thank you. - Hmm. Babies making babies."
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"- Aah! - Oh, fructose!"
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"Damn. This school is more out of control than Amy Winehouse's hair."
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"Where have you been? It's 4 a.m."
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"Get off my back."
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"I hate you. I hate this house. I hate my life."
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"- I don't really hate you. - I know, love. Come to Mama."
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"There, there, baby."
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"Now, where is my head hair?"
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"Teabag City?"
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"More like "T-rouble City" for whoever did this!"
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"Remain calm. It's a prank."
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"Football team, remain calm."
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"Marching band, remain calm."
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"Cast of this season's Biggest Loser, remain calm."
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"This is Principal Farquhare."
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"Good afternoon, concerned parents, teachers, and local busybodies."
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"I'm speaking to you from..."
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"... the Our Lady of Our Lord Jesus Christ Hospital's trample ward."
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"To end the anarchy at our school..."
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"E.L. Fudge, Wowser, A.K. Rocca..."
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"... Lazy Eye, Fontaisha, BigSkeez..."
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"- Nazi Greg's grandma died. He not here. Sorry to hear that."
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"Donna, write a condolence card to Nazi Greg."
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"Now, as for the rest of you, I can't pin anything on you specifically."
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"But by the power of the Farquhare Doctrine, I can preemptively expel all of you."
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"- This is fascist, man. - Go back to Woodstock."
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"In my day, you could buy candy for a nickel."
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"Cleveland Brown? What are you doing there?"
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"It's "Coach" Brown, Wally."
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"And what I'm doing is realizing that those who can, coach..."
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"...and those who can't, teach."
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"And it's time for this coach to teach these teachers..."
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"...how to coach these students to teach themselves..."
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"...how to coach one another while teaching us all..."
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"Aren't there usually chips at these meetings?"
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"All these kids need is a sit-down with a grown-up..."
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"Someone as wild and unconventional as they are..."
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"...with his outrageous behavior and shocking gutter talk."
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"Doggone it!"
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"Seems fine. Doesn't seem to have any dents in it or anything."
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"The point is these kids need a hero."
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"Oh, no. One of the bolts came out where the seat adheres to the back support leg."
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"What about you, Coach Brown?"
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"Well, he did break a chair."
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"Godspeed you, black emperor."
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"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh."
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"Rallo, Julius' costume party was a week ago."
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"What did I tell you about wearing that filthy thing?"
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"Oh, what did I tell you? This ain't a costume."
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"I am Superman."
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"- Stop it. Stop! - Stop what? I'm not doing anything."
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"- Get this damn thing... Argh! - I'm just standing here in this position."
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"- You smell foul. Fine. - Why don't you stop? That's right."
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"Okay, guys. Welcome to my home."
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"If you touch anything, let me know so I can get it professionally cleaned."
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"Welcome to my home. Don't touch anything."
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"Hey, it's the lady from the school "who" has the big ass."
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"There you go."
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"Come on. Let's boogie on down for our rap session."
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"You dig?"
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"Ah. That's good tonic water."
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"Nobody wants a tonic? Okay."
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"Now, let's stop being polite and start getting real."
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"I know what you kids are up to."
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"Drinking beer, drinking whiskey, peeing in the bed, puking in the bed..."
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"...peeing on your puke, puking on your pee, same bull spit I used to do."
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"Whatever you've done, I've done worse."
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