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Clips from 30 Rock - Into the Crevasse (S04E04)

"No, It's not acting out."
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"I have mercury poisoning"
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"And cup holders."
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"but I think this is a good idea."
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"Let's get rid of the oven entirely and replace it"
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"with an A.M. -F.M. radio."
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"We've invented the Pontiac Aztek."
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"You are the dealbreaker."
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"Ugh, oh."
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"Ugh, that's a bill."
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"Hey, roomie, did you order pay-per-view at my apartment?"
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"I'm willing to go splitsies."
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"No, I'm not paying for any of this."
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"The Curious Case of Benjamin Butt?"
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"Lovely."
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"I'ma Do Us?"
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"That's a pun on Amadeus, dummy."
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"I will not be judged by you."
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"You caused this whole folderol."
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"And until you are adequately debased,"
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"you will subsidize my predilection for erotica."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"And I used your credit card to buy a vocabulary course"
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"from The Teaching Company."
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"how to get back at me,"
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"Affirmative."
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"I need you to build a set that looks like my apartment."
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"Wait, wait, why do you need..."
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"Tracy's producing a porno based on my life."
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"Selling fake weed to N.Y.U. students?"
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"See you around, Jack."
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"Into the crevasse."
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"You want to humiliate me?"
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"Again, what?"
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"Maybe you'll never see me again."
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"you'd be my boss."
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"Oh, my."
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"You'd have to come down to Washington and report to me."
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"Jack Donaghy taking welfare?"
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"You'd have to take it."
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"I'd make you take it all."
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"I'm honestly not trying to make this sound gay."
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"No one is, it's just happening."
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"I own that fancy, little fellow outside."
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"It'd kill me, but I'd do it for the company."
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"Hey, Sasha, is your dad home?"
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"What, you have to invite everyone to your party?"
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"Everyone, settle."
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"It's not just about the new cast member."
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"When you always put the show ahead of me,"
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"it makes me feel like we're growing apart."
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"Jenna, you're my friend."
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"That's not going to change."
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"Yeah, we should."
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"Everything good with Tracy?"
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"And you?"
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"Oh, boy, I know the feeling."
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"What a week, huh?"
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"Lemon, it's Wednesday."
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"But it's not all bad news."
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"Ah!"
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"Ah, ah, ow!"
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"Everything good with Tracy?"
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"I think so."
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"And you?"
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"I live to fight another day, but at what cost?"
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"Lemon, it's Wednesday."
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"But it's not all bad news."
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"My retainer!"
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"This is disgusting."
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"Shut it down."
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"That's not you."
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"Okay, you know, I'm going to do the same thing to your cutout."
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"I took her back to my house on the handlebars of my bike."
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"She's sees my mint condition Hellboy figurine"
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"Miss Lemon, would it be all right"
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"That little girl taught me how to use tampons."
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"It's an organization that secretly watches people"
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"who's trying to get to the bottom of things"
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"and who- spoiler alert- may herself be a werewolf."
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"Wow, okay."
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"Ow!"
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"I'm being told the company money"
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"I'm staying with the woman that started this problem"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Tell Susan Cunningham, Alan Junkin, Mark..."
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"So I spent all last fall raising money."
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"But that wasn't a public hearing."
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"Too soon."
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"we may get as much as a minute of darkness."
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"No, you... D'oh!"
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"would you be more inclined to buy a new microwave"
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"Tracy and Jenna are like children."
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"pour some whiskey in their juice,"
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"Lutz, try to stop mouth breathing for one minute."
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"An idea that started this company,"
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"but it, it doesn't rotate."
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"All right, let's do this, the sun is setting!"
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"Cut!"
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"for that is the part with the face."
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"What are you going to do with my life story?"
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"Thank you, Jack."
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"I hurt my leg, and I couldn't climb back up."
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"Jenna, I'm your friend."
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"But I have to go home for the day."
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"Got you."
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"Okay, I've been up for the last 50 hours,"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay, it's a car."
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"You ordered six adult movies in two days?"
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"What do you think that will be?"
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"One word to the President, and I own you."
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"My retainer."
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"Peeyow!"
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"Bzz... Laser shield."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"And as my mom's friend, Ron, would say, "The donkey died."
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"It's Jenna, from work."
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"Even to the world's gayest country:"
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