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Clips from 30 Rock - Into the Crevasse (S04E04)

"I wrote that, I'm Liz Lemon!"
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"that's a Dealbreaker.""
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"You sit on it as well."
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"Your bus to Washington leaves in half an hour."
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"the rest of us have to put on a show."
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"And now, your President,"
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"Even if they wanted to, I wouldn't take it."
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"Granted, the microwave industry isn't what it used to be."
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"And the American love affair with the microwave oven"
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"has cooled since its post-war heyday."
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"I'm going to go down there, talk circles around these hacks,"
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"I took it out to eat astronaut ice cream"
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"Yeah."
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"In Canada."
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"Ugh."
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"and makes sure they are behaving properly."
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"Oh."
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"but I have agreed to star in a sexy, supernatural thriller"
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"Oh, that's good."
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"This is actually a werewolf picture that, for tax reasons,"
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"We start shooting tonight."
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"In Iceland, tonight?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"You can't leave."
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"to bring in another actor, and you want to punish me."
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"you booger face!"
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"And you will be punished."
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"Is it true, Mr. Donaghy,"
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"to dry their home tennis courts?"
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"No, it didn't not happen."
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"And that G.E. kept a party clown on retainer"
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"Yes, but I have a system."
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"In 2007, a G.E. officer used corporate funds"
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"to throw a Cabaret themed Halloween party on Fire Island."
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"Mr. Donaghy, I am overwhelmed by the negligence and incompetence."
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"Listen, Banks."
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"how to run our industry."
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"Why do you have a gavel?"
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"I brought it from home."
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"So instead of going to a hotel or my houseboat"
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"for all of these animals."
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"where all the animals, even the birds that cleaned our teeth,"
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"I never even had a dog, because, as my mom would say,"
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""You can't eat love.""
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"during a thunderstorm."
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"to even give a dog like this a name."
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"And up there's Digger."
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"Better than hot pizza?"
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"You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like."
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"I knew that I had to align myself with something"
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"Worming my way into the Obamas' inner circle."
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"Oh, my God, Malia."
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"He did not say that."
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"Let's text him now."
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"Ireland."
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"Too late."
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"Oops, somebody must have weaked it."
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"You did, you weaked it."
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"By the time I'm done, you're going to make A.I.G."
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"Look like the Lehman Brothers of microwaves."
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"Think of the pensions, the employees."
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"The kittens we use to test microwave strength."
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"Enjoy the view while you can, Jack."
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"Oh, that's all I'll need, Banks."
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"the only headline will be "Donaghy Saves 'G.E.'"
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"See you in a couple days, Jack."
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"that are complicating my schedule."
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"Oh, yeah, of course."
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"'Cause it's so far north."
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"but werewolves only come out at night."
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"Yes, I remember that from the "Thriller" video."
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"What is your plan, Jenna?"
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"Well, evidently, as it gets later in the year,"
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"Really?"
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"So you're going to shoot this movie one minute at a time"
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"What new cast member? Bye."
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"Before you answer, consider your Ioneliness."
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"but won't give you any of the numbers, that's a dealbreaker."
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"If your man owns a diamond necklace"
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"You stole my life, and you're going to pay for it."
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"How?"
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"Yeah, well, that's not going to work for me."
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"Brainstorming session."
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"Uh, what is this?"
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"changed the way we live, and made this country great."
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"All Dinesh and I need from you is one idea"
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"I have two days to make people buy a lot of microwaves."
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"like, a burrito"
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"It just gets, you know, caught against the sides"
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"Okay, bigger ovens."
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"Americans like big, yes."
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"What if microwaves broke down more easily"
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"so people would have to buy new ones more often?"
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"Yes, shoddier, excellent."
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"Wow, that sounds exactly like the philosophy that almost"
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"This isn't the auto industry, Pete."
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"selling consumers a product they didn't want."
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"I said, "Forget it.""
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"Four smaller doors."
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"Yes!"
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"We'll crack this yet."
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"Are you ready?"
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"I'm in character and everything."
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"Uh, Claire?"
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"The right!"
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"You had it in the right!"
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"You guys are the real stars."
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"to even pretend that your situation is a real problem..."
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"I'll have Jonathan call Legal"
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"Wait, what do you mean?"
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"Tracy will own my life story?"
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"No, no."
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"Thanks a lot, Jack."
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"It's your only move, Lemon."
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"And that's how I got out."
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"When I got back to base camp,"
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"the one who had cut me loose after I fell."
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"Thank you."
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"Climb down, Lemon, climb down."
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"Hey, you're back."
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