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Clips from 30 Rock - Into the Crevasse (S04E04)

"Yes, Nightstalkers is taking a brief permanent hiatus."
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"No matter what."
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"from obsessively taking my rectal temperature."
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"What does that even mean?"
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"So you're saying once you figure out"
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"I have to climb down into the darkness."
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"And get all the hand sanitizer you can find."
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"And I'm writing it."
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"I didn't think it would end like this, Jonathan."
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"Not with a bang, but with a whimper."
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"A whimper indeed, Jack."
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"are working on a whole new approach to media,"
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"combining all the digital..."
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"God!"
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"Just let me drink."
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"you hitting rock bottom, huh?"
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"Not yet, Banks."
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"I can go lower."
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"What?"
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"You want to destroy me?"
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"You should have walked in here with a check."
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"Like a little schoolboy."
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"Your hands sticky from candy."
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"And the worst part is, I wouldn't even want the money."
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"It would kill you."
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"I'd make you."
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"And I'd roll over and let you give it to me."
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"I own this office."
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"Even Zach S?"
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"And action."
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"Oh, Liz, thank you for giving me the hotter porn lady."
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"And Jenna and Frank and even Subhas."
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"I live to fight another day, but at what cost?"
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"Ow!"
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"Take it out, Lemon!"
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"You take it out, Donaghy!"
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"And Jenna too and Frank."
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"And even Subhas."
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"How will I ever thank you?"
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"And cut!"
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""If your man is over 30 and still wears a nametag to work,"
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"But not you, Mike."
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"Mike, leave my cutout alone."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Oh, God."
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"Blammo, another successful interaction with a man."
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"Uh, yes, Mr. Geiss, of course."
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"Well, I'll only be in D.C. for the day."
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"But if I find time, I'll be sure to go see Fonzie's jacket."
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"during a junior high field trip."
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"What can I do for you, Lemon?"
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"Well, I wanted to give you a copy of my book."
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"They used your blurb."
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""Lemon numbers among my employees.""
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"You're taking a bus?"
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"I have to."
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"Ever since these buffoons from Detroit took private planes,"
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"who, by the way, is Kenyan and smokes cigarettes,"
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"has created an Industry Task Force"
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"Why?"
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"♪ Then she told her daddy she was doing the microwave ♪"
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"♪ Do the microwave, wabba, wabba, wabba wabba ♪"
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"But unlike Detroit, we don't need handouts or regulation."
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"and catch the afternoon bus back to Chinatown."
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"Now where was the last place you remember having your retainer?"
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"at the Air and Space Museum."
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"Air and Space..."
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"that's a Dealbreaker"?"
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"What?"
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"Last weekend, I picked up this girl"
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"after practicing Jedi moves in Prospect Park."
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"Also a Dealbreaker."
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"As is that."
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"Also, my girlfriend is mad."
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"if I only worked 20 hours today?"
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"Oh, of course."
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"I didn't know you did volunteer work."
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"Oh, yes, I also help out at the Pants for Zoo Animals Program"
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"and Big Brother."
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"Oh, no, this Big Brother isn't affiliated"
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"with the mentoring program."
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"Liz?"
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"Vampire movies are hot right now."
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"I play a moon scientist"
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"Look, I know that you're mad about Jack's decision"
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"Punish you?"
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"Please, Liz, I've just always wanted to shoot"
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"where I'm filling in last minute for Victoria Beckham."
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"We could sit down and talk about this like adults."
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"I bought my wife that dumb book of yours."
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"Well, maybe that's on you, Tray."
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"No, It's off me!"
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"A book hasn't caused me this much trouble"
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"since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory."
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"It's on you, Liz Lemon."
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"This will take 10 minutes."
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"Let's hit the Meadowlands racetrack on the way home."
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"I've got a betting system based on horse penis size."
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"♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪"
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"that your executives routinely used company helicopters"
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"Yes and no."
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"with a six-figure salary?"
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"When Silly Willy's fee was amortized"
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"over all birthdays company-wide..."
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"is being gambled at racetracks."
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"As I recall, that was you."
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"It is an affront to your shareholders and, frankly,"
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"You go and tell your President the truth."
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"We don't need the government telling us"
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"I've heard enough."
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"Congratulations, Liz Lemon."
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"Now Angie wants a break."
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"which I cannot find,"
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"in the first place."
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"What? No."
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"Tracy, that is not fair."
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"There's a garbage bag in the hallway with a reef shark in it."
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"Just put him in the tub with a reef."
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"What's for dinner tonight?"
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"I want pierogies."
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