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Clips from 30 Rock - The Problem Solvers (S04E04)

"All right, then, great meeting."
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"Raise your hand if you're cool with what's happening."
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"Cerie, if you need me, I'll be at a meeting"
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"with my new agent."
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"Oh, he called to confirm your lunch,"
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"Do I look okay?"
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"That's exactly how you look."
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"Hi."
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"Simon Barrons."
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"You're an agent?"
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"A junior agent."
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"on a new phase in our career,"
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"performing, representing humans and monkeys"
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"and I would do anything for you."
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"My clients are more important to me than my own mommy."
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"Okay, good."
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"I get it, I get it."
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"Um... Okay, let's get your face out there"
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"Already met, who else?"
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"Do you know who Scottie Shofar is?"
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"Oh, yeah, he's the guy that produces that dumb sports show"
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"Okay, let's meet with him."
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"We go looking for that bone, and it's like, "Oh, Mr. Shofar."
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"Oh, no, I've got the hiccups."
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"Danny, around here we're known as the Problem Solvers."
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"And we think you could use a little guidance."
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"Yes, please."
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"It's about the man."
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"Any room you see around here with a door,"
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"you make it your bathroom."
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"You're an actor now, you're special."
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"And taking advantage of Kenneth is part of it."
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"It's what he's here for."
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"head down and suppress my Canadian accent."
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"I'm not "aboat" to "a-boat" "ab-wahout"."
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"rub anyone the wrong way."
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"But trust me, it's not true."
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"And when you're in that position,"
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"you grow resentful and bitter."
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"He's an "Underhuman"."
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"Look, a couple days ago,"
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"I was working as a robot for spare change."
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"And now, look at me."
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"Kenneth's a page."
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"Someday, he could be running the network."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"Liz..."
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"Here are today's press clippings."
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"Women's Health magazine gave us a D-minus."
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""Sheinhardt-Universal announces production of a"
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"What the what, Jack?"
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"Let me explain something to you, Lemon."
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"Dealbreakers is a sketch that first appeared on this network."
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"And we are doing it, whether or not you're involved."
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"Really?"
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"I've already spoken to Padma Lakshmi."
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"You are ruining my life."
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"Or we could just do the show with you."
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"Close it."
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"Well, you don't know me."
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"Two can play at this game, Jack."
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"Gah!"
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"Who said I've been alive forever?"
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"No, I mean, what's your dream job?"
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"Where do you see yourself in 10 years?"
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"Well, you know how much I love television, sir."
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"So I guess my dream would be to one day run the network."
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"Just kidding."
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"There won't be a network."
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"But whatever people are watching,"
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"I want to be in charge of it."
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"Now are you ready to get started?"
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"No, I'll brush my own teeth."
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"Now I don't want you to have any resentments towards me."
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"and I still don't really know anything."
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"I'll tell you everything you need to know, Danny."
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"Never do business with a friend."
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"Never be friends with a woman."
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"And lose the leather bracelet."
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"Pete, I have a problem, I need your help."
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"Hey, Jackie D, what's wrong?"
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"If you've got a problem, you've found the right people."
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"Okay, I have a problem."
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"It needs to be communicated to Lemon"
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"that if she wants to play business,"
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"I'm more than happy to play with her."
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"But as she saw earlier today,"
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"Business Jack does not play gentle."
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"Are you as turned on as I am right now?"
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"She can either be crushed by me"
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"or she can suck in her stomach and crawl back through"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Our t-shirts are wrong."
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"Do you want to switch where we're standing,"
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"or switch our t-shirts?"
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"Just to be safe, let's do both."
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"Really, he said, "crawl back"?"
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"You're not really capturing"
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"the sexual energy of it, but that was the message."
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"I haven't even begun to problem."
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"We are suing Jack Donaghy and N.B.C."
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"Simon, we're both men of the world."
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"Yeah, I've seen some bras."
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"I bet you have."
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"Don't let him push you around."
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"I'm not, God."
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"N.B.C. employs 80 percent of your agency's clients."
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"and I'm a Celebrity Dog, Get Me Out 'Arf Here, you need us."
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"I've already talked to your lawyers,"
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"God, Jack."
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"Why are you being such a wang about this?"
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"I'll take that as a compliment."
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"was one of the great businessmen of the 20th century."
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"Because, after working with me every day for four years,"
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"you didn't trust me to produce your show."
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"Instead, you made it about business."
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"And I didn't get a bathroom door that looks like part of the wall"
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"by being bad at business."
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"That's a bathroom?"
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"You tried to take advantage of our friendship to make money."
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