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Clips from 30 Rock - The Problem Solvers (S04E04)

"to dance their way to freedom."
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""By Lesbian Yellow-Sour-Fruit.""
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"Ah, well, our new cast member starts today."
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"This is so exciting!"
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"I do, I bought an Activia microwaveable panini."
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"I hope he likes janitor hugs."
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"Somebody's coming!"
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"What?"
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"No, it's me Lutz."
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"Come on."
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"Oh, hey, I'm Jack Baker."
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"So I guess there's two Jacks here now."
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"And will the sex woman get older?"
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"Yes and yes."
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"I don't want your sleeve to catch on fire."
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"Ah."
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"You know me well, sir."
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"I often know what you're going to do before you do it."
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"I knew you would say yes, Lemon."
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"No."
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"I mean, I pretty much raised my little sister"
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"Oh, no, my kid is sick."
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"A Dealbreakers talk show?"
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"That's amazing, Liz."
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"What do you mean?"
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"No on, I'm doing it with Jack, for Sheinhardt-Universal."
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"and I signed a 10-year deal with that karaoke machine company?"
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"Which is how I got stuck having to plug"
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"whenever I appear onscreen."
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"You have to plug what?"
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"I'm going to set you up with someone at my agency"
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"for a long time."
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"That was actually good advice."
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"From now on, I shall call us the Problem Solvers."
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"Do you have a problem that needs solving?"
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"I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree."
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"We'll talk to Danny for you."
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"The guy who came up with this thing for Arsenio Hall"
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"wants to create a signature arm gesture for our talk show."
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"My book is number 14 on the nonfiction bestseller chart"
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"That's okay, right?"
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"Not too late to raise your hand."
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"That was... no."
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"Just call him and tell him I'm on my way."
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"There she is."
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"Um... Uh... Full disclosure."
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"Until now, I've mainly represented dogs."
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"I want you to know that I'm hungry"
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"I need someone that I can count on."
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"I'm kind of alone out here in the marketplace."
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"That's what I'm here for."
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"and take some meetings."
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"that always beats us."
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"Now, I don't know him, but a former client of mine"
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"My client has got an idea for a talk show.""
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"I don't even know where the bathrooms are around here."
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"It's not about the room, Danny."
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"All I'm saying is that I don't want to"
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"Even Kenneth."
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"He may say that."
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"So what if Kenneth is bitter?"
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"Crazier things have happened."
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"Kenneth in charge?"
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"Son of a bitch."
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"We own it."
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"So you think you can just replace me."
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"But that door is closing."
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"What?"
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"So someday, you could be my boss."
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"Well, I guess so."
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"You're not your usual, giggly self."
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"the tiny crack I have left for her in the proverbial door."
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"You think you can pass that along?"
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"Wait, hang on."
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"So problem solved?"
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"for the rights to Dealbreakers."
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"Would either of you care for a drink?"
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"Do you have drinkable yogurt?"
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"Here's the thing."
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"No one is suing anyone."
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"Leave me alone."
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"Between Are You Stronger than a Dog?"
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"and they're not interested in pursuing this."
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"An Wang, the founder of Wang Computers,"
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"And you're the one being a lowercase "wang", Lemon."
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"You were right about Jack."
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"I'm a frequent guest on Sports Shouting."
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"Nah, introducing you to Scottie probably wouldn't solve"
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"I don't know."
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"that have happened naturally."
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"Because the future is like a Japanese game show."
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"No, Kenneth, I'll do it myself."
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"Ever."
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"What has changed?"
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"Ugh, that's not right."
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"Now's not a great time, Kenneth."
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"Kenneth, I don't..."
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"You know, of all the weirdos I've met around here,"
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"you're the worst."
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"What about your chin, Kenneth?"
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"I've seen bigger chins on a premature baby!"
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"Mr. Baker, you just made me feel terrible"
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"and said the word "about" correctly."
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"How long have you been there?"
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"- A few minutes. - Nine hours."
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"Kenneth's the best."
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"So you can have all the powers of Superman"
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"Regular six, drunk seven."
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"Have you heard this one?"
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"Knock, knock."
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"That's nothing to us."
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"It's Rahm Emanuel."
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"I invented this new bag that you put around a sandwich"
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"So you still get the full visual of the sandwich."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Yeah."
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"if I host this thing?"
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"My clothes wouldn't have food stains all over them."
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"It would."
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"It would change your life."
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