Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - The Problem Solvers (S04E04)

"So let's do this."
30 Rock
"Ugh, this business is so hard!"
30 Rock
"I'm kidding."
30 Rock
"Wasps in your crawl space?"
30 Rock
"Call the Problem Solvers."
30 Rock
"disguised as a stripper having a seizure on your boat?"
30 Rock
"# We are the Problem... #"
30 Rock
"And we're rolling."
30 Rock
"Hey, Jack."
30 Rock
"I also bought this."
30 Rock
"What?"
30 Rock
"The Book for You Man No Good."
30 Rock
"So, uh, what do you need from me?"
30 Rock
"Oh, of course, the robot, I liked him."
30 Rock
"We don't know anything about him."
30 Rock
"I don't think his real name is Partybot."
30 Rock
"I don't know what he looks like."
30 Rock
"I don't know what he talks like."
30 Rock
"I certainly don't know if he can act."
30 Rock
"Uh, Lemon, what did you once say to me about acting?"
30 Rock
"Just hit your marks, stay in your light,"
30 Rock
"and do the same thing every take for continuity."
30 Rock
"See, anyone can do it."
30 Rock
"Our new actor just checked in."
30 Rock
"Let's go introduce ourselves."
30 Rock
"Maybe we should practice the welcome song I distributed."
30 Rock
"# Making a new friend sure ain't easy #"
30 Rock
"# And that's how two become one #"
30 Rock
"Uh, Lemon, do you have any plans for dinner tonight?"
30 Rock
"Good God, have dinner with me."
30 Rock
"Yes."
30 Rock
"to work with, like some people I know."
30 Rock
"I hope he's educated."
30 Rock
"I hope he hates Toofer."
30 Rock
"Oh, no, is that the new guy?"
30 Rock
"I've worked here for three years."
30 Rock
"I gave you that car I won."
30 Rock
"Jack Donaghy."
30 Rock
"Good to see you again."
30 Rock
"I don't think there are."
30 Rock
"Welcome aboard... Danny."
30 Rock
"Let's go look at your dressing room."
30 Rock
"This is unbelievable."
30 Rock
"Last week, I was just a street performer making $50 a day"
30 Rock
"and getting memory loss from all the silver paint fumes."
30 Rock
"You're on T.G. S."
30 Rock
"I'm on T.G. S?"
30 Rock
"I haven't done any real acting since"
30 Rock
"All right, hosers."
30 Rock
"I want all 12 of us fighting for every meter on all three downs."
30 Rock
"the Prime Minister will never forget."
30 Rock
"Okay, well, you don't have zero experience."
30 Rock
"I just don't want to screw up."
30 Rock
"Like, what do you wish you'd known on your first day here?"
30 Rock
"Oh, well, don't eat prop food."
30 Rock
"They spray something on it that messes you up."
30 Rock
"Hello, Mr. Baker."
30 Rock
"I'm Kenneth, one of the N.B.C. pages."
30 Rock
"I'm going out to get Miss Maroney and Mr. Jordan's lunch."
30 Rock
"And what would you like?"
30 Rock
"Oh, thanks, I'll probably just go grab something later."
30 Rock
"Can I get you anything while I'm out?"
30 Rock
"You can have the powers of Superman for an entire year."
30 Rock
"But you can only have one sexual partner"
30 Rock
"for the rest of your life."
30 Rock
"Two questions."
30 Rock
"Must I live by Superman's moral code?"
30 Rock
"Hey."
30 Rock
"Speaking of which, I made some calls."
30 Rock
"And there's interest in a Dealbreakers talk show."
30 Rock
"With you hosting."
30 Rock
"Spit take, are you serious?"
30 Rock
"Absolutely, you're becoming a commodity."
30 Rock
"I say we book the studio,"
30 Rock
"Wow, okay, let's do it."
30 Rock
"I have a question."
30 Rock
"Is "camera left" my left or my right?"
30 Rock
"Here's some advice, Danny."
30 Rock
"'Cause when you know things, people ask you to do things."
30 Rock
"And then, everyone starts coming to you with their problems."
30 Rock
"with something I don't want to deal with,"
30 Rock
"Do you have any kids?"
30 Rock
"'cause my mom worked nights."
30 Rock
"Liz Lemon, you are blowing up"
30 Rock
"like a balloon with a grenade in it."
30 Rock
"Well, you know, like producers and agents."
30 Rock
"Liz, you can't just go with the first person who comes along."
30 Rock
"I know, because I've been burned."
30 Rock
"Do you remember when I was first starting out"
30 Rock
"I made bad business decisions too."
30 Rock
"Wade Boggs' Carpet World five times"
30 Rock
"Wade Boggs' Carpet World."
30 Rock
"Liz, Jack would never take a first offer, right?"
30 Rock
"He's taking advantage of your relationship."
30 Rock
"He knows you're special."
30 Rock
"Like a black stripper with blue eyes."
30 Rock
"You have to test the marketplace."
30 Rock
"Did you sign anything?"
30 Rock
"Then he'll understand."
30 Rock
"It's business."
30 Rock
"and make sure that you do this right."
30 Rock
"And one last piece of advice, Liz Lemon,"
30 Rock
"from someone who's been on this side of the business"
30 Rock
"Wade Boggs' Carpet World."
30 Rock
"Actually, I do."
30 Rock
"Mr. Baker wants to do everything for himself."
30 Rock
"Sounds like a job for the Problem Solvers."
30 Rock
"Lemon, I was just going to call you."
30 Rock
"I was thinking something like this."
30 Rock
"Unh-uh."
30 Rock
"Um, yeah, about the talk show."
30 Rock
"While I am very thankful for your offer,"
30 Rock
"I think I maybe should take a couple other meetings"
30 Rock
"before committing to anything."
30 Rock
"Like you said, I'm a commodity now."
30 Rock
"right behind The Founding Fathers' Diet."
30 Rock
"So I'm signing with an agent and exploring my options."
30 Rock
"I see."
30 Rock
"Obviously, this is nothing personal."
30 Rock
"I just want to be thorough."
30 Rock
Show more clips