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Clips from American Dad! - Blood Crieth Unto Heaven (S08E08)

"Late last year, I found"
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"Do you think he'll like my gift, Mother?"
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"run downstairs and give the air conditioner a kick, won't you?"
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"How... is..."
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"is just fine."
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"It's... been a super long time."
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"I miss us..."
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"There's a reason Stan hasn't celebrated his birthday"
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"and we both know it!"
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"Oh, yes, we do!"
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"The guest of honor is here!"
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"Well, send them all home, 'cause as far as I'm concerned"
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"But why?"
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"Why? I'll tell you why."
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"and gay drifters rule the showers."
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"it was the last time I had a birthday party."
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"But I'm glad he's gone."
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"And now he's in jail, where he belongs."
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"Not now, son!"
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"Damn this birthday!"
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"Go easy, bro."
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"Curse my cursed birthday!"
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"Oh, no, Mr. Bullock,"
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"Well, I won't be a bother."
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"Never cared much for the bubbly myself."
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"(laughing heartily) Edna!"
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"And now it's my turn again."
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"That must be him!"
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"Sorry to bother you so late, Mrs. Smythe,"
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"He was eatin' crab and drivin'."
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"if there was anything illegal about what he was doin'."
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"Thank you, Ronan."
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"We'll take it from here."
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"Just kidding."
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"I figured if your dad's the one who ruined your birthdays,"
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"maybe he's the one who can fix them."
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"All the same to me."
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"Damn this heat."
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"You can't swim your way out of this one, Jack."
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"Now, you're both gonna sit here and talk this out."
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"Why did you stay?"
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"Oh, and my guest of honor!"
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"he was my idol..."
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"Yes, it was the best day of my life..."
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"No, no, I have."
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"I feel like I could stay down here forever."
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"(baby fusses, cries)"
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"I didn't hear nothin'."
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"(baby cries)"
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"Listen! There."
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"I... can't bear to be around them."
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"But Avery, we're perfect together!"
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"Avery!"
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"we could have entered this one in the county fair!"
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"Well, it's my birthday."
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"Having more fun than me on my birthday."
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"Oh, is this for me?"
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"Stan..."
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"Oh, a balloon! How fun!"
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"And there he goes, everyone, right on cue!"
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"What... wh-wh-wh-what is it, Father?"
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"That sound."
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"Went searching for my mommy."
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"Mommy, my balloon!"
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"I don't know what we're in for."
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"I was scared!"
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"Really? Already?"
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"I solved the problem."
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"Your... baby?"
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"Sorry, Bets. The hand of fate is"
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"Push the door open."
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"You were just having sex with your wife..."
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"Oh, you had to have a clown at your birthday."
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"I always managed"
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"to stay one oversized step ahead of him..."
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"I... destroyed our family!"
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"Time to go back to the slammer, Jack."
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"All these years we'll never get back."
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"(screams)"
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"(cheering, applause)"
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"(applause and cheering continues)"
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"Hello, I'm Patrick Stewart, theatre genius."
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"unsuccessful New York playwright Chester Winkle"
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"Among his belongings were a hot plate,"
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"a stack of Baby Gap catalogs,"
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"and 12 American Dad episodes"
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"he had written for the stage"
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"in one cocaine-fueled night."
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"They were literally the finest collection of words"
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"ever put to paper."
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"And now, we're proud to present"
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"the only one of Mr. Winkle's plays"
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"I didn't eat out of sheer jealousy:"
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"Blood Crieth Unto Heaven."
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"(applause)"
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"(clears throat loudly) Shh!"
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"Hurry, everyone!"
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"Stan'll be here any moment."
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"If it's anything like you, sweet Steven,"
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"I'm sure he'll adore it."
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"Lord, it's warm."
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"Devil farted thick today."
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"We got a face-full, didn't we?"
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"Edna, be a good girl,"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Whoo!"
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"(quietly): Edna."
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"Yes, Miss Hayley?"
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"everything?"
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"Just fine, Miss Hayley."
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"Everything... and everyone..."
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"Hayley..."
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"I miss you."
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"having a ton of sex."
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"You... look tired."
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"(sobs)"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Smith residence, Francine speaking."
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"You silly, stupid girl."
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"Hello, Betty."
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