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Clips from South Park - Goobacks (S08E08)

"Trying to stop immigration is intolerant and ignorant. Those immigrants have a right to pursue happiness."
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"Young man, what do you think about all this?"
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"I I think it's wrong to call them goobacks because they're no different from us."
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"They're just humans trying to make their lives better. Look, it sucks that the immigrants' time is so crappy,"
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"but the cold hard truth is that if we let them all come back to our time,"
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"then it's just gonna make our time crappy too."
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"Hey. He's right. If we build for a better future, the immigrants will stay there."
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"Take the first step and you will see the future begins with you and me."
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"Recycle that can and plant that tree, 'cause the future begins with you and me."
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"The immigrants are fadin' away!"
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"Dude, wait wait ho, hold on. Wait a second."
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"Okay, sorry, my bad, e- everyone back in the pile."
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"Jump in!"
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"Come on, everybody!"
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"Never mind, we're going back to the pile!"
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"Took ur jurb!"
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"WilLoW:...) January 24th, 2005"
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"Oh goodness, what happened?"
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"Anyway, it appears that the man from the future is here to stay."
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"It looks as if the job at Wendy's did work for the original immigrant;"
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"Night, Mom."
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"Yes?"
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"They took your jobs!"
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"They took your jobs!"
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"We were trying to be responsible and make money,"
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"You know, a racist, but against people from the-"
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"And what we're talkin' about today are the immigrants from the future."
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"Thanks for having me, Bill."
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"Yeah!"
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"Thank you, aging hippie liberal douche."
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"Okay, now let's get back to it, kids. What kind of verb is this?"
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"This is bullcrap!"
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"Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"and start humpin' each other until they disappear!"
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"Uh, this is Mr. Glughgogawk."
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"Breaking news at the time border. We go now live to Harrison Moore."
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"I mean, maybe if we all commit right now to working toward a better future,"
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"then, then the future won't be so bad,"
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"Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other."
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"Heheh, it's absolutely astounding. He came back here for work?"
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"That is, it's one way only and you can't go back."
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"Gaur da'ka?"
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"What?"
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"You can't be serious."
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"and, these immigrants won't need to come back here looking for work."
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"A cheeg- fry?"
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"Aaron. Eh it appears that in the future,"
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"Since they offer to work for such low wages,"
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"Listen up, everybody! We've just received a reply from our congressman."
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"Mr. Marsh, what exactly are you trying to accomplish?"
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"Oh, they took our jobs!!"
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"What?"
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"Now, pissed-off redneck, you say we shouldn't allow anyone else through the time portal,"
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"This is CNN."
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"You've had a busy day."
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"How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!"
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"This is all giving scientists a great opportunity to learn even more about American life in the future."
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"That's right! We're not raising our son to be an ignorant timecist."
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"Take our jobs!"
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"Look, it's working!"
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"We're going back to the pile."
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"Well what are we waiting for?"
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"Kyle, how many times do we have to go through this?"
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"Brad?"
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"that the man from one thousand years in the future has come to our time..."
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"This is breaking news. Here's Anchorman Aaron Brown."
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"Chinese, Turkish and, indeed, all world languages, which sounds something like this:"
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"Now I don't know about you all, but we worked long and"
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"because all ethnicities have mixed into one. Perhaps most interesting is how this has affected their language."
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"And now, here is Bill O'- Reilly."
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"All right?"
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"which all proven scientific data shows it isn't,"
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"That's ridiculous!"
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"That was a good idea!"
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"We know, Stanley. We've been watching."
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"Huh?"
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"I'm... sssorry, Randy. It's just, with all the budget cuts and all, we'll give you some time to clean out your desk."
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"We're doing it!"
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"Take the first step and you will see the future-"
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"Ten dollars, you're breaking my balls, ma'am!"
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"Yeah, it's so totally awesome. Craig crapped his pants when he saw it. Yeah, sweet."
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"I'm sure a lot of people do, hon. It's pretty exciting, isn't it? Now, you just get some sleep."
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"Still more immigrants from the future arrived at the time border today,"
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"goo that they have on their bodies when they arrive is an ectoplasmic side effect of the time-travel process."
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"Who is that?"
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"Now, I've got two guests with me tonight who have opposing views on the matter."
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"Stan Marsh!"
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"Ooohh boy, didn't you get my phone message? Ooo, this is awkward."
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"We can start to make a difference if we want it for our children"
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"On my right is pissed-off white-trash redneck conservative."
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