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Clips from South Park - Goobacks (S08E08)

"You've been on your fucking phone since we started!"
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"I'm the negotiator. I negotiate our price with the customers."
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"All you ever do is talk about your balls!"
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"If you want your share of the money, then you're gonna shovel snow like the rest of us!"
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"Hey! Don't boss me around, you fuckin' Jew! I will kick your ass!"
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"Shoveling accident."
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"You're so lucky I have a... sore shoulder, Kyle, or I'd totally let you have it."
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"Incredible, absolutely amazing news today. A man from the future has come"
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"Or to fix something wrong with the past?"
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"Have to interrupt you there, Christina. Apparently, Brad Morgan is inside the base with breaking news."
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"Aaron, the scientists have been able to communicate further and have uncovered"
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"looking for work. Now, uh he has said"
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"and so he built a time portal"
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"Huh... that's right, Aaron. Hi-his plan is to get a job here, in our time,"
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"so that he can put the money he earns into a savings account,"
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"but uh enough, he says, to feed his family."
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"If you're just joining us, a man from over two thousand years into"
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"Uh, the President is expected to give an announcement at any time."
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"There you go. All set, sweetie?"
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"Ooo, oh dear, I'm sorry boys, but I've already hired someone else to do it."
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"What?? Who??"
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"All right guys, come on. Let's go to the next house."
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"Yes, there are incredible things we're learning about Americans in the future,"
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"They are all one color, which is a yellowy light-brownish whitish color."
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"Uh it seems race is no longer an issue in the future,"
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"Back to you, Aaron."
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"hard to get our pay up to a level where we could make a decent living."
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"They took our jobs!!"
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"We're in the moving business! Fourteen years we've been workin' our butts off!"
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"Now these future folk come in and we can't get work nowhere!"
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"Well what about us in the fast-food business?! The restaurants are firing us 'cause the future people work for a lot less!"
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"They took our jobs!!"
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"And she'll do it for ten cents an hour."
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"Oh my God!"
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"I wanted my job!"
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"to judge them, is wrong! Do you understand?!"
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"Welcome welcome to the No-Spin Zone, all right?"
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"But others are starting to say that the time portal should be closed off."
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"And on my left is aging hippie liberal douche."
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"Hello."
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"Those jobs belong to people from the present!"
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"Heh it's typical for conservatives rednecks like these to view the immigrants as the problem,"
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"They took our jobs!"
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"All right, children, the school board has mandated that I must now teach class in both present-day English and Futurespeak."
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""The 11:15 bus from Denver arrived twelve hours late. " Or in Futurespeak, "Vvut. ""
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"That's right!"
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"Hey now, these immigrants have a right to retain their culture. Who are we to say our language is best?"
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"They deserve to have an education just as much as you do."
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""Dear intolerant rednecks, we sympathize with you all losing your jobs."
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"However, we feel your solution of"
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"What?"
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"They can't do that!"
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"So it appears the government ain't gonna help us! Which means we gotta take matters into our own hands!"
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"it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen!"
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"You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?"
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"Can you speak in present-day English please?"
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"Chicken sandwich?"
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"What?!"
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"I'm trying to order a double cheeseburger!"
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"Come on, people, think! How are we gonna stop these immigrants from takin' our jobs!"
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"Took our jobs!"
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"How do you like that, gooback?!"
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"Everyone who believes in America, join in with us! We're gonna make these future bastards nonexistent!"
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"Aw, come on, Dad! How come I have to go to work with you?"
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"You just sit right there, Stanley, and you thnk about what you've done!"
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"Follow me, Mr. Glughgogawk. I'll show you to the copy room."
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"Hundreds of men who have lost their jobs to time immigrants are here having sex with one another."
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"Do you really think you can get enough people to turn gay to destroy the future of humanity?"
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"Maybe the answer isn't trying to stop the future from happening,"
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"but making the future better."
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"Yeah. We've got to start working towards a brighter tomorrow."
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"We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow."
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"The future begins with you and me."
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"We've got to work for a better future, we've got to join hands for tomorrow."
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"This is gay."
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"This is really gay."
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"Back in the pile everyone!"
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"Yes?"
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"Hel-lo ma'am. We're going around town and offering snow-shoveling service."
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"Would you like your driveway and sidewalk shoveled"
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"for eight thousand dollars?"
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"Oh well, I certainly could use some little snow-shovelers, but eight thousand dollars seems a little steep."
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"How about ten dollars?"
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"Ooo, ouch, ma'am, please, let go of that tight grip you have on my balls!"
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"How about fifteen dollars?"
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"It's a deal! All right, guys, let's get to work!"
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"So what's goin' on over there? Yeah, that's pretty cool."
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"No way! He did not! Aw dude, that is so weak."
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"Dude, I'm takin' a break."
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"A break from what?! You haven't done anything!"
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"It works, doesn't it? Did I not just get us an extra five bucks?"
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"Ma'am, do you have a rag and some bandages?"
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"Oooh no, come on inside."
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"Wait right here, I'll be right back."
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"Cartman, just keep your mouth shut."
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"back in time and is in a government hospital after being hit by a car."
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"Whoa."
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"Christina Naylon has more."
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"The news is incredible, Aaron. Experts and scientists have been with the man from the future for several hours now,"
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"and have been able to learn that he is from the year 3045."
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"His condition is stable, and speculation continues as to why he has come."
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"Has he come to deliver a cure for cancer?"
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"that the future is so overwhelmingly overpopulated that there are simply no jobs in his time,"
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"and has come back to 21st century America, uh to find a job here."
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"uh, which will earn interest, and by the year 3045 be worth billions of dollars,"
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"uh which of course in the future will be worth only hundres of dollars,"
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"And now I understand we're going to Harrison Moore, uh, for an explanation on how the time portal works."
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"Harrison?"
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"Aaron, I'm standing at the time border which scientists say follow Terminator rules."
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"This is in contrast, say, to Back To The Future rules,"
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"where back and forth is possible, and of course, Timerider rules, which are just plain silly."
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"Mom, Dad! Did you see? They found a man from the future!"
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"the future has come through a one-way time portal looking for work."
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"Breaking news here at the time portal, Aaron. It appears that another person from the future has just arrived!"
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"this second arrivee claims that man's family is now much better off,"
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"and wishes the same for his family."
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"Mom, can we go try to see the people from the future? I have a bunch of questions I wanna ask 'em."
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"Goodnight, sweetie."
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"Wow, two people from the future. How cool."
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"Hello, Mrs. Landis. Would you like snow-shoveling service again today?"
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