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Clips from South Park - Goobacks (S08E08)

"One of those immigrants from the future. He said he would do it for twenty-five cents."
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"Twenty-five cents? Well that's not even worth it."
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"Dude."
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"some even bringing their entire families. the purplish"
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"Chris Holt joins us now. Chris?"
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"Americans have evolved into a hairless uniform mix of all races."
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"The people in the future speak a complete mix of English,"
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"Apparently the people from the future are having a pretty easy time finding work."
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"they're being hired all over America."
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"This is bullcrap! I ain't standin' for this!"
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"All right, folks, my name is Darryl Weathers and I'm with the Construction Workers' Union."
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"I work with a lot of fine men who have families to feed."
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"And now these people from the future are showin' up and offerin' to do the same work for next to nothin'!"
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"They took our jobs!"
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"It's affecting kids too! Me and my friends started our own snow-shoveling business."
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"you know? But then the people came along and, and now we're out of work too!"
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"They took yer jobs!!"
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"Stanley, it's almost eight o'clock. Where have you been?"
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"I was at a rally to protest all the immigrants from the future coming in and tryin' tuh-"
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"Oh yes, the laundry machine is down in the basement and our son is home."
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"Could you please set the table for dinner?"
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"That's our new housekeeper, Mrs. Gruhd."
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"She's gonna help around the house on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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"Oh, but that's the problem! Those goobacks are taking our jobs!"
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"What??"
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"Stan Marsh, how dare you use that time-bashing slur?!"
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"Who taught you to talk like that?!"
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"Well dude, they are taking people's jobs away."
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"They're only taking the small menial jobs that nobody else really wants to do."
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"Hey, Stanley, you need to understand something: Those people from the future have had a hard life!"
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"Where they come from is dirty and overpopulated and poor!"
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"You can't even imagine the kind of depression they come from! So for us, who have everything sooo good,"
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"Next time you think about calling them goobacks,"
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"you might just wanna stop for a second and think about how crappy the future really is!"
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"Timecist?"
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"People from the future. Right, got it."
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"All right, good. Now, let's all go eat some of Mrs. Gruhd's great future cooking."
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"All right?"
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"Now, most people are more than happy to give a helping hand to these people who obviously need it."
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"All right?"
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"aright?"
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"You're Goddamned right! These people from the future are takin' all the work away from us decent present-day Americans!"
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"They took our jobs!"
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"They took our jobs!"
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"Aright. What say you, aging hippie liberal douche"
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"heh, but really,"
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"the problem is America. It is our greedy multinational corporations that keep everyone else in poverty."
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"Your ancestors came to America as immigrants. What right do you have to turn these people away?"
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"Aright, redneck, your rebuttal?"
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"They took our jobs!"
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"Too-kourderb!"
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"What?!"
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"So, with that in mind, let's continue our lessons on verbs. Remember that there are transitive verbs such as"
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""The boy threw the red ball," which in Futurespeak of course, is..."
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"Everyone say it with me?"
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"Aaand there are intransitive verbs, such as"
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""Vvut. ""
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"Dude, hold on! This is bullcrap! If they wanna live in our time, then they should learn our language!"
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"You betcha."
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"Timmih."
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""The sad girl puts balls in her mouth. " Or, in Futurespeak of course, "Gluch gligh balls glych gligh. ""
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"shooting everyone who crosses the time border is inhumane. ""
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"The only way to stop people from the future is to stop the future from happening!"
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"Hey that's right! If there is no future, then there'll be no people from the future to come back and take our jobs!"
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"Take rjurbs"
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"All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening?"
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"How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future,"
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"the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?"
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"Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?"
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"Chet, you are a fuckin' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real,"
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"Well I was just tryin' to be helpful."
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"Well help yourself to a fuckin' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a fuckin' retard!"
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"They took our jobs!"
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"Aw, dude."
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"Uh oh... Can I help... you?"
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"Uh yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and fries."
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"No, a double cheeseburger and fries!"
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"A cheeg- fry?"
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"We can't understand you, asshole!"
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"Chicken sandwich?"
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"No, it's not a chicken sandwich!"
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"I want a Goddamned cheeseburger and some Goddamned fries you fucking goobacks!"
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"Aw-awwww."
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"Hey, I got an idea. Uh maybe we should all take off all our clothes,"
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"scramble into a big pile and start gettin' gay with each other."
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"Did you say "get gay"?"
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"Hey yeah. Well that's not a bad idea!"
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"What? Gettin' gay?"
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"Think about it: These people are from the future, right? Well, if we can git everyone to turn queer,"
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"then there won't be no children to have no children,"
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"and the people from the future won't exist to take our jobs!"
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"I ain't turnin' queer."
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"You have to, Jimbo, or else we won't be able to stop them! They too 'r jaobs!"
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"Yeah, they took our jobs!"
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"Let's go over to that part of town that all the future people moved into"
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"Come on!"
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"Come on! You want your jobs back or not?!"
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"All right, you future bastards! Think you can take our jubs?! Well, we'll show you! Come'ere, Earl!."
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"Come on, you guys!"
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"Because you're being grounded, Stanley! Now I don't wanna hear another word out of your intolerant mouth!"
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"You'll find all the copiers and printers in the next room over and then uh-"
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"Hey, Mr. Nelson."
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"Oh... R-Randy... Uh I'm surprised to see you here."
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"Why? This is my office."
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"Well, the thing is, Randy, you've been- replaced."
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"Well we found an immigrant from the future who knows geology and he offered to work for next to nothing."
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"Gheglo."
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"Oh my God. They took my jarb!!"
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"They took yer jarb!!"
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"Aaron, I'm standing at the time border where some kind of mass protest has broken out."
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"These men have apparently sucked and screwed their way across the state"
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"and are now here at the time border trying to get national attention."
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"These unemployed men have been having sex for several days. Joining me is their spokesperson, Randy Marsh."
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"We're doing the only thing we can do."
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"If our government is just gonna let anybody into our time who wants to come,"
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"then we have to take matters into our own hands."
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"We're trying to turn everyone gay so that there are no future humans! Present-day America Number One!"
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"Yeah America!"
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"All we can do is try, Harrison."
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