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Clips from The Odd Couple - The Birthday Party (S01E01)

"Or something like that."
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"Oh, sounds like we have"
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"Yes, but with less vertical pressure on the knees."
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"What you're looking for is something high-intensity,"
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"- maybe with a partner. - Huh."
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"but can I at least offer you a drink?"
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"- Oscar? - Yes, I'm Oscar!"
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"Oscar said you wouldn't be back until 8:35"
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"Yes, I'm doing my monthly deep cleaning."
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"Why? What's today?"
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"Hmm? Huh? Oh, uh, nothing."
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"- Happy birthday! - Oh."
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"also happens to be the anniversary of the day"
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"- Okay. - But if you like cute stories, it's right up there."
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"You're a skater?"
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"(chuckling): Oh, please."
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""You can't get that feeling till you're out there a-wheeling.""
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"and I see this gorgeous creature stumble."
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"Oscar."
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"She scrapes her perfect knee,"
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"because I have a first aid kit, which..."
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"happen to meet each other there on the rink on my birthday."
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"Oh, my God, that's so cute."
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"(sighing loudly)"
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"That's your solution? Unbelievable."
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"Really? You think you're pretty? I don't see it."
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"(grunts)"
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"Oscar, I thought you were this gruff guy,"
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"Well, I would really love to, but I just remembered"
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"But I do need to pop into that party store,"
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"71st Street?"
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"Yes. Good."
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"And it has that obscure cross street..."
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"So I'll go there, and why don't you go upstairs to sleep off"
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"I thought you said sleeping was bad for jet lag."
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"Look, it's Felix's birthday, and it kind of got past me,"
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"This is your life-or-death emergency?"
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"Damn, a lot of people hate you."
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"this is my day off, right?"
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"Yes, but I didn't call you"
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"Food and drinks."
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"Oh, and I need you guys to be the guests."
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"is his enthusiasm for the Container Store."
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"Here you go, Time and a Half."
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"for Felix Unger's birthday party."
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"No, you don't have to worry about bringing a gift."
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"Although, if it's on your way, I could use 50 pounds of ice."
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"Great."
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"Well, you do. You look beautiful."
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"Boy, you better stop playing with me."
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"Until I was ten, I thought "Where's your sister?""
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"She just holds her arms out and the birds dress her."
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"let me go in on that with you. Here's 20 bucks."
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"Well, write my name small."
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"Here's your cake. Sorry I can't stay."
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"is this the hill I want to die on?"
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"Hey, sweetie, you remember Mr. Madison."
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"(jangling)"
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"I guess I'll just spend"
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"- Happy birthday, buddy. - Oh,"
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"being surrounded by my closest..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"who were kind enough to bring ice."
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"And there's your favorite waitress"
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"when she's not wearing her name tag."
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"I'm sure you'll recognize eight-time NBA All-Star"
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"Hi, Felix. I'm eight-time NBA All-Star Dwight Howard,"
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"and I want to wish you a happy birthday."
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"Oh, no, I bought it a month ago"
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"and found out when Felix's birthday was."
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"They're public records. Anyone can look."
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"- Speaking of which. - Happy birthday, Felix."
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"Damn right. Keep walking."
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"you know, 'cause Felix is in kind of a bad place,"
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"but coincidentally, today is also my b..."
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"What is it, like a fancy vacuum?"
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"The Verschlagen makes the Wolfmarten"
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"Wow,"
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"Oh, it was nothing. I searched online and I found a guy"
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"We should take it for a test drive."
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"(gasps) Whoa. Oh."
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"even as she starts a new life in a strange place."
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"with optimism and hope."
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"I was thinking maybe we could go to my place and have that drink."
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"Wow, Maureen,"
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"♪ Good night, ladies ♪"
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"♪ Good night, ladies ♪"
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"♪ We're going to leave you now. ♪"
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"Great to see you, Jim."
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"No, we're, uh..."
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"You split up? But you were so happy."
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"We were, yes."
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"I'm so sorry, Felix, it..."
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"it looks like Hope is gone."
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"but no more."
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"Ping, that's the one.""
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"Because that..."
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"that is the torture."
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"Sorry, Buddy."
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"Sometimes the princess leaves."
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"No, it could be a million things."
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"Even if she hates him."
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"Even if it takes 100 years."
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"against the clock, I'll just have you sign a release."
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"Casey, I'm looking for Oscar."
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"They were having tea"
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"Oscar, why don't we let Emily go get him?"
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"I'm going."
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"No, this feels wrong."
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"Just around..."
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"Guess I should tell him we're closing soon."
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"Just give me one second with him. It's his birthday."
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"Felix."
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"How do you know? Maybe she had a change of heart"
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"but you got to let it go."
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"I've fallen."
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"No."
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"Look, I don't know what's going on over there,"
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"but I can guarantee you one thing:"
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"she didn't forget you."
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